this guy is a complete jerk(PM if you have a question) he is my brothers dad......he left when he was three to a adultress and then came back after the aldutress died.......a drunk moron....and left three months later to his mommys house he knows how our income is(my familys) and pays only a little bit 2 month when its suppossed to be 4 times a month!!!!! and this jerk has a myspace with some petty crap anyway do you guys have any "sperm donor storys"
hey spazz why do you only have one mod tag now? Mod break til the 5th...But I guess they are weaning me off both tags. Ooooh, a window for trolling the heck out of spazz
[QUOTE="spazzx625"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]hey spazz why do you only have one mod tag now?
xaos
Mod break til the 5th...But I guess they are weaning me off both tags. Ooooh, a window for trolling the heck out of spazz You don't need a window, you can troll me anytime... Certain times are just more...Costly...Than others.
this guy is a complete jerk(PM if you have a question) he is my brothers dad......he left when he was three to a adultress and then came back after the aldutress died.......a drunk moron....and left three months later to his mommys house he knows how our income is(my familys) and pays only a little bit 2 month when its suppossed to be 4 times a month!!!!! and this jerk has a myspace with some petty crap anyway do you guys have any "sperm donor storys"zoraluv
Translation:
My half-brother's father is a mean person. He abandoned him when my brother was only 3 years of age to run off with some hussy. After said hussy died he returned momentarily, only to leave after three short months to live with his mother. He is well aware of our poor financial standing, yet pays child support only half as often as I would deem reasonable.
[QUOTE="zoraluv"]this guy is a complete jerk(PM if you have a question) he is my brothers dad......he left when he was three to a adultress and then came back after the aldutress died.......a drunk moron....and left three months later to his mommys house he knows how our income is(my familys) and pays only a little bit 2 month when its suppossed to be 4 times a month!!!!! and this jerk has a myspace with some petty crap anyway do you guys have any "sperm donor storys"jubino
Translation:
My half-brother's father is a mean person. He abandoned him when my brother was only 3 years of age to run off with some hussy. After said hussy died he returned momentarily, only to leave after three short months to live with his mother. He is well aware of our poor financial standing, yet pays child support only half as often as I would deem reasonable.
thank you for translating i was a little peed off on a another thread and this popped up so............
[QUOTE="rawsavon"]I don't have any sperm donor stories unfortunately :( You can have some of mine [spoiler] No, really; when I was in college, I donated for $80/pop (so to speak) to a place called Xytex near my college [/spoiler]
[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="rawsavon"]I don't have any sperm donor stories unfortunately :( You can have some of mine [spoiler] No, really; when I was in college, I donated for $80/pop (so to speak) to a place called Xytex near my college [/spoiler] I heard the prerequisites can be quite steep at some places.
[QUOTE="rawsavon"]I don't have any sperm donor stories unfortunately :(xaos
You can have some of mine [spoiler] No, really; when I was in college, I donated for $80/pop (so to speak) to a place called Xytex near my college [/spoiler] No such luck where I lived ...I would have never have had the surgery if there was
[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="rawsavon"]I don't have any sperm donor stories unfortunately :(rawsavon
You can have some of mine [spoiler] No, really; when I was in college, I donated for $80/pop (so to speak) to a place called Xytex near my college [/spoiler] No such luck where I lived ...I would have never have had the surgery if there was to be clear, the "some of mine" I was referring to was my stories, although...
[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="rawsavon"]I don't have any sperm donor stories unfortunately :( You can have some of mine [spoiler] No, really; when I was in college, I donated for $80/pop (so to speak) to a place called Xytex near my college [/spoiler] You can get paid for that?! :o
[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="rawsavon"]I don't have any sperm donor stories unfortunately :( You can have some of mine [spoiler] No, really; when I was in college, I donated for $80/pop (so to speak) to a place called Xytex near my college [/spoiler] You can get paid for that?! :o I did then; there was a pretty extensive background screen and things like intelligence tests, as well as checking my, uh, count of l'il fellas.
[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="xaos"] You can have some of mine [spoiler] No, really; when I was in college, I donated for $80/pop (so to speak) to a place called Xytex near my college [/spoiler] You can get paid for that?! :o I did then; there was a pretty extensive background screen and things like intelligence tests, as well as checking my, uh, count of l'il fellas. All these years. To think I could of been rich!
[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="clyde46"] You can get paid for that?! :o I did then; there was a pretty extensive background screen and things like intelligence tests, as well as checking my, uh, count of l'il fellas. All these years. To think I could of been rich! You could only do it, I think every 2 months
[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="xaos"] I did then; there was a pretty extensive background screen and things like intelligence tests, as well as checking my, uh, count of l'il fellas. All these years. To think I could of been rich! You could only do it, I think every 2 months So, thats 80$ for jerking off in a cup. Easiest 80$ EVER!
my brother's dad, i guess. I never met the man, but I have heard some stories. He was/is and alcoholic. He was also pretty violent. He used to throw their cats against a wall. He never got my brother even a birthday card and owes thousands in child support.
[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="clyde46"] All these years. To think I could of been rich! You could only do it, I think every 2 months So, thats 80$ for jerking off in a cup. Easiest 80$ EVER! As a starving student, you are crazy if you didn't think I was counting down the days to my next payday :P
[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="clyde46"] All these years. To think I could of been rich! You could only do it, I think every 2 months So, thats 80$ for jerking off in a cup. Easiest 80$ EVER! lucky....... guys get paid for doing the things girls paid to do get them that way think about...... think about it
my brother's dad, i guess. I never met the man, but I have heard some stories. He was/is and alcoholic. He was also pretty violent. He used to throw their cats against a wall. He never got my brother even a birthday card and owes thousands in child support. wolverine4262
[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="xaos"] You could only do it, I think every 2 months So, thats 80$ for jerking off in a cup. Easiest 80$ EVER! As a starving student, you are crazy if you didn't think I was counting down the days to my next payday :P Why didnt I think of this sooner!?
[QUOTE="wolverine4262"]my brother's dad, i guess. I never met the man, but I have heard some stories. He was/is and alcoholic. He was also pretty violent. He used to throw their cats against a wall. He never got my brother even a birthday card and owes thousands in child support. zoraluv
so you've met my my brothers dad? yes, yes i have...
[QUOTE="zoraluv"][QUOTE="wolverine4262"]my brother's dad, i guess. I never met the man, but I have heard some stories. He was/is and alcoholic. He was also pretty violent. He used to throw their cats against a wall. He never got my brother even a birthday card and owes thousands in child support. wolverine4262
so you've met my my brothers dad? yes, yes i have... wow scared....but who are you??? hides face
[QUOTE="zoraluv"]this guy is a complete jerk(PM if you have a question) he is my brothers dad......he left when he was three to a adultress and then came back after the aldutress died.......a drunk moron....and left three months later to his mommys house he knows how our income is(my familys) and pays only a little bit 2 month when its suppossed to be 4 times a month!!!!! and this jerk has a myspace with some petty crap anyway do you guys have any "sperm donor storys"jubino
Translation:
My half-brother's father is a mean person. He abandoned him when my brother was only 3 years of age to run off with some hussy. After said hussy died he returned momentarily, only to leave after three short months to live with his mother. He is well aware of our poor financial standing, yet pays child support only half as often as I would deem reasonable.
Thank you for the translation. The original story left me a bit confuzzled
Log in to comment