Srs question: how to tell coworker that he needs to wash his hands after dumping?

I AM NOT TROLLING, THIS IS A REAL ISSUE.

There is a dude at work who does not wash his hands after dropping kids off at the pool. How do I delicately tell him that he needs to?

Push him and tell him cleanliness is godliness. If he does not comply beat the shit out of him and then pour hand sanitizer on his hands.

There is a co worker at my place who dosen't flush after taking a dump. EVERY FVCKING TIME. Seems He does it on purpose :(

Dude, that's a serious health issue and a fireable offense. At least where I work.

Even in a non-food production setting, that will still spread germs, disease, and other things. Plus it's gross.

Tell him that.

"how to tell coworker that he needs to wash his hands after dumping?"

There is a very simple response to this. Say this to him: "Look you disgusting dirty fucker, you need to wash your hands after you shit or piss. You are potentially spreading disease, infection and its generally just a disgusting thing to do that you should have learned about when you were four. If you are incapable of doing this than i will take it to someone else, i don't want to, but you're not washing your hands after you shit."

If you work at a desk job, start putting the travel sized hand sanitizer bottles on his desk.

Then start putting little notes on them like "For: Your unwashed-dirty-feces-encrusted-phalanges!"

Then they might start to get the picture.

@GalvatronType_R: dropping his kids off at the pool ?

What's that mean is it a dirty thing ?

How do you know he doesn't wash his hands do you acompany him and his kids around ?

@thehig1: It's a figure of speech..

edit: also, hilarious!

Is this your encounter Not washing hand after the atomic bomb drop

:P

@graphixterror: Didn't no that figure of speech, I take it means after taking a shit haha

You're not the only one, I was thinking wtf as well...

Serious question, what if you actually do have kids and you drop them off at swimming practice/lessons at the pool? what do you call that?

Just tell him dude, you need to wash your hands, it's unhygienic. Simple.

Well I work in a weld shop myself, so although it would be nice if people would wash their hands, it's not really that big of a deal. We all wear gloves on the shop floor anyways and I would recommend washing your hands before eating anyways. But just keep in the back of your mind not to go shaking his hand or giving him a high five haha.

Being a health issue there is not a delicate way to do it. I'm willing to bet he could be reprimanded and/or fired for such a thing.

Just tell him, "why don't you wash your hands because it's unhygenic."

Tell him that you have AIDS, so if he doesn't wash his hands, you could die of something like C-Diff.

Give him a handshake with soap.

Eww! That's just gross. Buy hand washing cream, and make a big deal of how great it feels on your hands.

If that fails, try talking with him.

@indzman: Poor indzy. =(

Some people are born Dirty. Everyone complained about his dirty habit ,but he dosen't seem to care :(

Bring it to the attention of a supervisor.

Generally speaking as a co-worker. There's nothing you can do to change someone's life long habits. It's the supervisors job to correct behavior, and threaten/give discipline or termination if standards are not met.

Send him an anonymous message, either polite or rude. Preferable rude, for being a dirty bastard.

If it's anonymous, you can't lose.

Leave a bar of soap on his desk or work station.