Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates

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#1 CHOASXIII
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Who do you think would win in a fight?

I think Bill Gates would.

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#2 comp_atkins
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they're pals.

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#4 bebopoutlaw3gun
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I lold.

My initial thought was Bill Gates. Steve Jobs might be into some holistic kung fu **** though.

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#5 Oleg_Huzwog
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Bill Gates seems like the type who'd go straight for the groin and/or eyes. Dirty fighting always wins.

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#6 CHOASXIII
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Bill Gates seems like the type who'd go straight for the groin and/or eyes. Dirty fighting always wins.

Oleg_Huzwog

He would win by bashing Steve Jobs head against a Microsoft Office 2010 disk.

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#7 GenericUser12
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I don't know but I bet it'd be pretty funny to watch.

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#8 Engrish_Major
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[QUOTE="CHOASXIII"]

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Bill Gates seems like the type who'd go straight for the groin and/or eyes. Dirty fighting always wins.

He would win by bashing Steve Jobs head against a Microsoft Office 2010 disk.

He could flatten him with an original Xbox.
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#9 CHOASXIII
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[QUOTE="CHOASXIII"]

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Bill Gates seems like the type who'd go straight for the groin and/or eyes. Dirty fighting always wins.

Engrish_Major

He would win by bashing Steve Jobs head against a Microsoft Office 2010 disk.

He could flatten him with an original Xbox.

Yeah just the weight of that alone would do it. lol

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#10 xXDrPainXx
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I like Supernews answer to Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs.

And here is round 2 of the Nerd War.

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#11 cybrcatter
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That would be nothing more than a slap fest, and I'm not talking about the salacious kind.
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#12 CHOASXIII
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I like Supernews answer to Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs.

And here is round 2 of the Nerd War.

xXDrPainXx

That was funny..

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#13 TheHighWind
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Steve Jobs would come out with an amazing new product, and Bill Gates would just ripp it off, change its name, and make another 90 billion dollars.

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#14 Godly_Cure
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Somehow I don't see either as a fighter.:P
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#15 hd5870corei7
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they're pals.

comp_atkins

MOAR!

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#16 Engrish_Major
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Somehow I don't see either as a fighter.:PGodly_Cure
Hence the lulz.
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#17 comp_atkins
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[QUOTE="comp_atkins"]

they're pals.

hd5870corei7

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only other one i have.. pretty much the same idea though.

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#18 VaguelyTagged
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that would be the battle of the farts.the question is who's fart is more smelly ?

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#19 Head_of_games
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Steve would let loose the rabid apple fans, who would rip Bill to shreds while his men are all playing video games.
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#20 Engrish_Major
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Steve would let loose the rabid apple fans, who would rip Bill to shreds while his men are all playing video games.Head_of_games
Except that the Apple fans miss the call to arms because they're walking down the street with white headphones on, looking at their iDevice.
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#21 Head_of_games
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[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]Steve would let loose the rabid apple fans, who would rip Bill to shreds while his men are all playing video games.Engrish_Major
Except that the Apple fans miss the call to arms because they're walking down the street with white headphones on, looking at their iDevice.

That's exactly how they'd be summoned. Steve presses the big red button and ll the ipods/phones brainwash their users, turning them into mindless drones-oh wait...
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#22 rragnaar
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I think Bill Gates is the better man and Apple is the better company.
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#23 Silicel1
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LOL!?

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#24 Necrifer
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I guess it would be who could stay awake the longest considering they wouldn't be doing anything.

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#25 tocklestein2005
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[QUOTE="TheHighWind"]

Steve Jobs would come out with an amazing new product, and Bill Gates would just ripp it off, change its name, and make another 90 billion dollars.

I lol'd.
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#26 Serraph105
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Steve Jobs would come out with an amazing new product, and Bill Gates would just ripp it off, change its name, and make another 90 billion dollars.

TheHighWind
you forgot to add, "And sell it for what it's actually worth
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#27 ferrari2001
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Steve Jobs would come out with an amazing new product, and Bill Gates would just ripp it off, change its name, and make another 90 billion dollars.

TheHighWind
So Far Steve Jobs has not released an amazing product that hasn't already been on the market. Still waiting for him to invent something original.
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#28 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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Bill Gates. I'm sure he's very agile and stealthy.