steven seagal is so cool

i like when he wears long leather coats to hide his fat. it's so funny that his stunt double does most of his fights. it's even more funny when his voice is being dubbed.

Yeah, if you saw 'The Onion Movie' they had a skit about a movie where Steven Seagal was the 'C*ckpuncher' and he, well, you know...

They actually got Mr. Seagal to cameo for it as well.

NO. BAD.

Steven Seagal is not cool, he is a terrible actor. He only has one emotion, stone cold stare. It isn't even really an emotion, just him staring at someone like it is suppose to do something.