Stupidest thing you've / someone else has done in school?

My senior year some of the auto shop guys took apart one of the teacher's cars and reassembled it on the gym roof. It was one of the old micro compact cars.

For me I think the stupidest thing I have done at school is pour pencil shavings all over this kids hair and on his books in the middle of a reading session in english. It was so funny when the guy realised what was on his head. Although I did end up getting a detention. I also remember someone in my year drunk battery acid. I've always wondered why the hell you would do that.monkeysrfat

Ammonia fight.

And no, I'm not kidding.

In 9th grade this guy was putting flaming hot cheetos in my hood, and wouldn't stop.  I got pissed off and threw his giant backpack down some stairs, and it hit this asian girl, who started to weep.  I missed my target (the concrete) by a foot, the dudes backpack weighed a ton, I was trying to somehow smash his beloved mini disc player (this was b4 ipods were big) the guy was just one of those smug ******* every school has. 

The stupidest thing I've ever done was either in 2nd or 3rd grade. We were in class, and someone made knocking sounds to make it appear like someone is knocking on the door. So the teacher looks around to see who might have done it, and as she looks at me, for some really odd reason, I knock on the table so that she couldn't miss it. Of course I get blamed. Fortunately I wasn't punished or anything.

I still have no idea why I did that.

The stupidest thing I've ever done was either in 2nd or 3rd grade. We were in class, and someone made knocking sounds to make it appear like someone is knocking on the door. So the teacher looks around to see who might have done it, and as she looks at me, for some really odd reason, I knock on the table so that she couldn't miss it. Of course I get blamed. Fortunately I wasn't punished or anything.

I still have no idea why I did that.

Zagrius

[QUOTE="Zagrius"]

The stupidest thing I've ever done was either in 2nd or 3rd grade. We were in class, and someone made knocking sounds to make it appear like someone is knocking on the door. So the teacher looks around to see who might have done it, and as she looks at me, for some really odd reason, I knock on the table so that she couldn't miss it. Of course I get blamed. Fortunately I wasn't punished or anything.

I still have no idea why I did that.

zsc4

LOL so did i...i read that and started busting up laughing. 

as for thet ammonia fight one....its pretty close but i think that takes the cake.

As for me, i didnt see it personally but someone in our school took out his **** and started .....u know.  dunno if i can say the m word i know mods frown upon talking about this stuff.

otherwise....hmmm   dang i know there has been things but i forgot.  been 4 years now.

Well, I come from a really messed up school called Saint Andrew's International High School in Blantyre, Malawi.

Some really crazy stuff has happened here. Let me explain further:

People enter classrooms when the teacher's out, and smash windows.

People smoke weed in the toilets.

People steal from teachers desks.

On one occasion, a student came into school drunk, and punched a teacher!

Teachers have smacked kids around for misbehaving.

I myself have been held back for 10 minutes after French class for smiling! Is that so bad?

I myself have argued with my Geography teacher for 15 minutes straight in front of my whole class, when she refused to tell me what work I've missed in class after I'd had Pharyngitis. I must say, it was one of my proudest moments.

I was walking with my friend at school and he smoked a cigarette, he asked me where could he drop it, I suggested a box near by us, ..., two fire-engines arrived. That was pretty cool

Kids were always doing idiotic things at my school it was almost the norm.

This nutter used to put anti-bacterial in his mouth. 

In high school, we had a science teacher that had a contest with his classes on who could steal the best stuff from other teachers class rooms from around the school and not get caught. And one group of people stole the one teachers door, took the whole thing off it's hinges and carried it back to his classroom. :lol:billnye69

I'd hire them for a comedy group. 

For me I think the stupidest thing I have done at school is pour pencil shavings all over this kids hair and on his books in the middle of a reading session in english. It was so funny when the guy realised what was on his head. Although I did end up getting a detention. I also remember someone in my year drunk battery acid. I've always wondered why the hell you would do that.monkeysrfat

OMFG! Arg, told me (were best friends in real life)that he drank battery acid once before, I Lol'd in his face, but seriously, Theres this one kid that smashed his face on a metal dumpster toget a girls attention, but he failed when he broke his nose in the process, I lmfao in his face.

this one kid dressed up as Spiderman because of the movie that just came out and ran through the halls all day spraying people with web

i dunno,probally when i threw a chair across the room and hit this girl.

i never did anything stupid while i was in school, but someone did catch a garbage can on fire and the same kid that did it got caught with drugs

[QUOTE="billnye69"]In high school, we had a science teacher that had a contest with his classes on who could steal the best stuff from other teachers class rooms from around the school and not get caught. And one group of people stole the one teachers door, took the whole thing off it's hinges and carried it back to his classroom. :lol:Cyrax-Sektor

I'd hire them for a comedy group.

That's a damn good idea. I'll have to organize that with some friends. 

Someone was racing down the hall with someone else and they broke through a window with their arm. Not pretty.bluezy

Ummm, racing through the hall then arm through a window, how, I ask you?

not stupid, but funny. one kid at my old school was mentally handicaped, so one day at recess after he asked a girl to marry him (grade 6, we were in) he climbed up the fence behind the baseball diamond. it's like 20 or 30 feet tall and he spent all recess saying he was going to jump ad kill himself. a teacher ran out and said he would catch him, but then the got scared of jumping, so he finally did it and the teacher didnt catch him. The kid was lying their and recess ended so we all went inside and left him there. we came out there like 3 hours later for luch and he was still lying yhere. ya, loliloverikku11

i fail to see how that is funny. :-| 

[QUOTE="iloverikku11"]not stupid, but funny. one kid at my old school was mentally handicaped, so one day at recess after he asked a girl to marry him (grade 6, we were in) he climbed up the fence behind the baseball diamond. it's like 20 or 30 feet tall and he spent all recess saying he was going to jump ad kill himself. a teacher ran out and said he would catch him, but then the got scared of jumping, so he finally did it and the teacher didnt catch him. The kid was lying their and recess ended so we all went inside and left him there. we came out there like 3 hours later for luch and he was still lying yhere. ya, lolMichaeltheCM

i fail to see how that is funny. :-| 

[QUOTE="iloverikku11"]not stupid, but funny. one kid at my old school was mentally handicaped, so one day at recess after he asked a girl to marry him (grade 6, we were in) he climbed up the fence behind the baseball diamond. it's like 20 or 30 feet tall and he spent all recess saying he was going to jump ad kill himself. a teacher ran out and said he would catch him, but then the got scared of jumping, so he finally did it and the teacher didnt catch him. The kid was lying their and recess ended so we all went inside and left him there. we came out there like 3 hours later for luch and he was still lying yhere. ya, lolMichaeltheCM

i fail to see how that is funny. :-|

Let's see, stupid things... I guess there's the time we changed all the wallpapers in a computer room to porn. That was always funny. 

I just posted this in another topic, but it fits so perfectly here.

A year or two ago, my friend's brother got expelled from a school for trying to stab someone with safety scissors....SAFETY ones.  Then when he got a chance to explain it to the principle, the principle said "you wouldn't really kill anyone would you?".  And this moron, in all his genius, said "Yeah, I supposed if they pissed me off enough, I would kill all of them".  He ended up expelled (as I said) and with 3 restraining orders against him

not stupid, but funny. one kid at my old school was mentally handicaped, so one day at recess after he asked a girl to marry him (grade 6, we were in) he climbed up the fence behind the baseball diamond. it's like 20 or 30 feet tall and he spent all recess saying he was going to jump ad kill himself. a teacher ran out and said he would catch him, but then the got scared of jumping, so he finally did it and the teacher didnt catch him. The kid was lying their and recess ended so we all went inside and left him there. we came out there like 3 hours later for luch and he was still lying yhere. ya, loliloverikku11

In my ceramics class the student next to me snorted some pot.

Dead serious.

Well, I snorted a couple of those listerine strips one time on a dare.  With writing assignments, I used to make up totally insane stories involving the teachers.  I once stuck 15 thumbtacks into a guy's seat cushion and when he stood up, it stuck to his pants.  A couple of my friends climbed up into the ceiling of the guys bathroom and went over to the girls bathroom to see through the tiles... then of course they fell through and landed on the floor.  I once tore my nose on a toilet paper roller while sitting in the bathroom taking care of business...6 stitches.  Hmm, memories...guynamedbilly

lol, those are pretty funny.