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Boogernuts

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#1 Boogernuts

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Okay, so let us say that for the sake of argument that (A) Superman is real and (B) he can fly as depicted in the comics and movies... Wouldn't he have a grill full of bug guts??? I can't drive a 1/2 mile with my jeep getting bug guts all over the windshield, so how does 'ol Supey remain buy free? In fact as fast as he flies wouldn't they be imbedded in his super pores? Yes, I know this is all I have to do with my time. Mr. Griffin, complete this sentence and your American citizenship will be assured, "the land of the free and the home of the..." "Home of the Whopper?"

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#2 UCF_Knight

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:|

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#3 Capitan_Kid

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He flies so fast that the bugs disintegrate on impact

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#4 worlock77

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Bugs actually understand that Superman is a massive dick, and thus make sure to stay clear of him.

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#5 LAN7ERN

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He sprays himself with bug repellent before taking flight.:|

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#6 mattbbpl Online

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This is the type of thing that'll keep a man up at night.

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#7 metroidfood

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Bugs actually understand that Superman is a massive dick, and thus make sure to stay clear of him.
worlock77

C'mon, you can't say Jimmy didn't have it coming.

11 years ago

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#8 Diablo-B

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I would assume that superman has super reflexes and can dodge them.

11 years ago

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#9 leviathan91

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Bugs actually understand that Superman is a massive dick, and thus make sure to stay clear of him.
worlock77

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

I can't help it but imagine Superman's voice from the Robot Chicken version. :P

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#10 padaporra

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Nope, that shouldn't be a problem.

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#11 comp_atkins

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he tends to fly at higher altitudes... bug free zones.

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#12 lightleggy

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He flies so fast that the bugs disintegrate on impactCapitan_Kid

Man the game from your sig is one of the most annoying ones i've ever seen, I dont even know it's name but all the sigs with it makes me want to punch them so bad...why is the artstyle so ugly?

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#13 worlock77

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[QUOTE="worlock77"]
Bugs actually understand that Superman is a massive dick, and thus make sure to stay clear of him.
leviathan91

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

I can't help it but imagine Superman's voice from the Robot Chicken version. :P

He does actually have a valid point with that one.

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#14 branketra

Member since 2006 • 51726 Posts

[QUOTE="leviathan91"]
[QUOTE="worlock77"]
Bugs actually understand that Superman is a massive dick, and thus make sure to stay clear of him.
worlock77

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

I can't help it but imagine Superman's voice from the Robot Chicken version. :P

He does actually have a valid point with that one.

Superman II probably retcons that issue. On topic: Superman probably sees them and avoids them and I know this is a serious question.

11 years ago

Superman and a major flaw with his flying...

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