surgeon says to you, "sorry, but we had to remove both your forearms"

Breast Implants

I would have them attach my hands to my elbow.

I am going to savagely beat you with my forearms if you ever make a new topic again.

Penis enlargement. Wasn't there just a similar thread?

I would get him to splice my body with Namekian genes. That way I can regenerate those lost limbs.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Extra legs to balance things out. People know how to make spaghetti with their feet, ya know.

I would have them attach my hands to my elbow.

junglist101

I keep imagining some kind of t-rex/human hybrid. Just add a tail and voila!

I would get him to splice my body with Namekian genes. That way I can regenerate those lost limbs.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Celldrax

i'd want my opposite hands and feet exchanged.

I'd like a free bullet to the head.

I would bite his or her penis off.

I would bite his or her penis off.

xXShortroundXx

Legs on elbows.

Forearm replacements are easy, they are a lot like leg extensions. (Metal rods in your arms) I don't understand the OP and why it would be impossible.

I am going to savagely beat you with my forearms if you ever make a new topic again.

ColdExistence

I would ask to have by brain and spinal cord transplanted in a cyborg body.

Shining yellow wings (working)

you were critically injured in an accident and after you wake up from the anesthesia, the surgeon says to you, "sorry, but we had to remove both your forearms." You're about to start weeping and crying, but then the surgeon says, "however, we will perform one free surgical procedure for you, but it can't be to get new forearms or prosthetic ones because no one one this planet does that, i am the only doctor there is now." what surgical procedure would you choose? Remember you get it for free!ZumaJones07

I think that if I had 8 arms id be happy for the doctor to remove them.

Alchohol for blood. I know, I know, it's silly to even think anyone could live like that. Gum_Shoe-

You would turn alcoholics into vampires?

[QUOTE="Gum_Shoe-"]Alchohol for blood. I know, I know, it's silly to even think anyone could live like that. tenaka2

You would turn alcoholics into vampires?

i would beat the doctor sensless with my bloody elbows, that is the only correct answer to this thread

you were critically injured in an accident and after you wake up from the anesthesia, the surgeon says to you, "sorry, but we had to remove both your forearms." You're about to start weeping and crying, but then the surgeon says, "however, we will perform one free surgical procedure for you, but it can't be to get new forearms or prosthetic ones because no one one this planet does that, i am the only doctor there is now." what surgical procedure would you choose? Remember you get it for free!ZumaJones07

both of those would render you mostly, if not entirely, immobileJandurin

if you are going to remove my forearms you are either going to make me a badass or you are pulling the plug