Teen attempts to kill mother for breast implant money

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jZpQtwm1JACCR04UIWgDjRIEYMWQD93EPCH04

....:|

so he hired a hitman to kill his mother, so he could use her money for breast implants for his girlfriend. wth is going on in this world?

Wow, his girl totally has his hardware in a vicegripDivergeUnify

thats soo F'd up.. lol the girlfriend probly manipulated him into it.. 3 years older.. all right! " hey baby you love me right.. " "yeah"... " well can you kill your mom 4 me BB so i can get bigget boobz" " ok"

I don't know what to say...

[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]Wow, his girl totally has his hardware in a vicegriphiggydiggy

just when i thought mankind coudnt get eny lower :|legend26

lol XD

totally smart to do that

this makes no sence

he can afford a hitman and not the implants ?

lol wut

he could've gotten a chick with bigger breasts ...

this makes no sence

he can afford a hitman and not the implants ?

lol wut

he could've gotten a chick with bigger breasts ...

AtrumRegina

A chocolate bar and can of soda would seal a deal like that.

WTF?

People these days.

just when i thought mankind coudnt get eny lower :|legend26

Wait until the world starts killing for pieces of gum and Penny's, only then you can say that:p

he has the money for a hitman but he doesnt have the money for breast implants :? that just doesnt make a lick of senseFUBAR24

:|

And thats in my state::o

I just have no idea how he came to murder as the best way to earn money for breast implants.

His own mother. WOw man. -Dark-Rain-

Are you actually... or are you just... Oh whatever nevermind.

I just have no idea how he came to murder as the best way to earn money for breast implants.

SpidersRMe

Because Breast implants are HAWT!!!

/sarcasm

he has the money for a hitman but he doesnt have the money for breast implants :? that just doesnt make a lick of senseFUBAR24

Thats what I was thinking

I'm not sure which is funnier, you people acting suprised or the reason for the crime.

I don't understand. Boobs get bigger on their own if you eat! They get too big. He doesn't love his mom?Kitkat_McGee

Pfft, everyone knows having a gf with huge bewbs is more important than ANYONE'S mom! :roll:

That's my kinda woman ;)DrSponge

[QUOTE="DrSponge"]That's my kinda woman ;)esb1118

I'm good for wiping up the mess after we play ;)

I think the world's gotten to crazy, bring back time >_>

Teens these days...:|soulless4now

Hey, I'm a teen these days D:

Man, that's just. . . madness.:|

he has the money for a hitman but he doesnt have the money for breast implants :? that just doesnt make a lick of senseFUBAR24

maybe it was a tranie hitman so it was cheaper

[QUOTE="FUBAR24"]he has the money for a hitman but he doesnt have the money for breast implants :? that just doesnt make a lick of sensemarkop2003

maybe it was a tranie hitman so it was cheaper

I was about to ask how you know whether a transvestite hitman was cheaper... and then realized what you meant to say.