Tell us something embarrassing about yourself... (Please take this seriously.)

The most embarrissing thing about me??? Well I'm 14, and want to join the Marines, and don't know how to swim!!!

You see, when I was younger I was afraid of the water because I almost drowned a couple times. (Seriously I came really close to death several times.) So I haven't been to a pool inlong time, but now I've been losing that fear over time, and now I'm not really afraid of the water, so I'm going to learn how.

You might say that I'll change my mind once I go in the water again, but my other childhood fears aren't really revelant any more, say for example I used to be afraid of the dark, but not any more. And I used to be afraid of bee's, but now I don't really care. Its all just simple childhood fears that you lose once you get older.

Also I don't know how to write cursive, I can only write my signature and thats it. Yeah, I got kicked out of two schools for that...

So what about YOU????

When I was 5 I had a massive crush on misty from pokemon.salamancecool

Well, actually, I didn't.

I still don't know how to tie my shoes and I'm 18.

I can't swim and I'm 18.Beaman

Well its alot different for a Marine, I mean besides the fact that you have to be a really good swimmer to even join is also that you have to jump from a tower with all your gear on into the water and swim your way out.

Also its not just because "its tough", but Marines aren't soldiers, their naval infantry, my dad was in the Marines for 4 years and spent 1 year at sea on a Navy ship.

So thats why its soembarrissing for me, who wants to be a Marine, although it won't take much for me to learn.

When I was 7 I thought that people HAD to poo everyday. Then one day my mom didn't crap and I tried it myself. I did it in my pants because I couldn't take it and it went on the floor. Later I picked it up (yea the poop!) and showed my mom. She spanked my booty... of course after spraying it with a hose outside... :/

Welcome to OT. We're serious.

I joined an online dating site, and one of my coworkers found out about it. She printed out copies of my profile and put them up all over my work. :oops: This was back when internet dating was still not very main-stream.

Welcome to OT. We're serious.

CheddarLimbo

I pick my nose alot when no ones around.salamancecool

Dont we all? :D

[QUOTE="salamancecool"]I pick my nose alot when no ones around.Xalenite

Dont we all? :D

I still don't know how to tie my shoes and I'm 18.

_Margulis_

well then it may be time to toss these guys out :P

I have a coke addiction.

As in Coca-cola.

[QUOTE="salamancecool"]When I was 5 I had a massive crush on misty from pokemon.Greatgone12

Well, actually, I didn't.

lol i did to and that sucked i never heard the end of it untill i was about 10 :P

But anyway, wheni was a wee lad (bout two years ago when i had no maturity whatsoever, litterly) I decided to "drop" my pencil under a girl in a skirt :P. Keep in mind that this was two years ago. Damn i was so immature lol

[QUOTE="_Margulis_"]

I still don't know how to tie my shoes and I'm 18.

g-unit248

well then it may be time to toss these guys out :P

No need, my parents tie them for me.

[QUOTE="g-unit248"][QUOTE="_Margulis_"]

I still don't know how to tie my shoes and I'm 18.

_Margulis_

well then it may be time to toss these guys out :P

No need, my parents tie them for me.

[QUOTE="_Margulis_"][QUOTE="g-unit248"][QUOTE="_Margulis_"]

I still don't know how to tie my shoes and I'm 18.

frizzyman0292

well then it may be time to toss these guys out :P

No need, my parents tie them for me.

Why?

[QUOTE="CheddarLimbo"]

Welcome to OT. We're serious.

Greatgone12

I hope your not serious. frizzyman0292

[QUOTE="frizzyman0292"]I hope your not serious. Funkyhamster

I don't appreciate you insinuating that I'm retarded.

i don't know how to play football at all. all I know how to do is how to score a touchdown but then that's it
bulletsword

Im Irish and we dont get it over here, so I also dont know how to play.

i don't know how to play football at all. all I know how to do is how to score a touchdown but then that's it
bulletsword

I don't appreciate you insinuating that I'm retarded.

_Margulis_

Well it's either that or laziness. :P

Seriously, though... I spent like a half hour learning how to tie shoes when I was 5 and that was all it took.

[QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="CheddarLimbo"]

Welcome to OT. We're serious.

Recycleation

They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Think of it as an homage.

I have a third nipple and once pissed my pants in a Blockbuster cuz they didn't have a bathroom.

Did I win?

[QUOTE="_Margulis_"]

I don't appreciate you insinuating that I'm retarded.

Funkyhamster

Well it's either that or laziness. :P

Seriously, though... I spent like a half hour learning how to tie shoes when I was 5 and that was all it took.

Try learning how to tie your shoes when you've niether had anyone try to teach you and you're too lazy to try learning on your own.

[QUOTE="Recycleation"][QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="CheddarLimbo"]

Welcome to OT. We're serious.

CheddarLimbo

They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Think of it as an homage.

I am totally not taking this thread seriously....Seemore10

i think no one is.

[QUOTE="CheddarLimbo"][QUOTE="Recycleation"][QUOTE="Greatgone12"][QUOTE="CheddarLimbo"]

Welcome to OT. We're serious.

Greatgone12

They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Think of it as an homage.

Get used to disappointment. ;)