"Kids let me tell you the story of santa clause..." Goes on about saying how he gets gifts to kids on christmas, be good not bad etc.
"But daddy we have no chimeny' (Says my fake child Jules)
"Oh he comes in from the door." I say
"But you always lock the door, and if he brakes in he is trespassing proerty and wouldnt he get arrested?" Juels says.
"No its not trespassing because all parents give him consent to come for our house to give us gifts." I say
"Ok then... But if he gives you any present you want, and if you ask for a 360, won't he get sued by microsoft for copywriting material by making thus said device?" Jules says.
"Ahh well no, because he has money to buy em?" I say
" Where does he get all this money from, from the bank? But banks won't loan to anyone especailly for a guy that lives in the north pole, makes no income and works one day. And also how can he get to all the children in the world in one night? What about differing time zones and ozone?" Jules says.
"Nice way to kill my dreams son, screw it SANTA AINT REAL for get i told u anything!" I say.
"So i still get my 360?" He asks
Yup never tell kids Santa is real, especially if they are more perceptive than you at their age :)
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