Tennessee politician arrest for **** out car window

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#1 lamprey263
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Oh boy, this is a an interesting story. It involves a former vice-mayor of Mount Carmel, Tennessee, William Blakely, and his exploits as a serial exhibitionist... [quote="RawStory"]Deanna Dykes described Blakely as "Waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up," she said. Another woman, Kelly Street said, "After the waving, it turned into a lot of beeping, him grabbing his chest area, and asking me going 'please, please' (clasping hands together) with his hands, may I... show me yours." "He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating ," said Deborah Sturgill. "I was scared that I was gonna wreck, he was gonna cause me to wreck." "At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]," said Sturgill. "He was masturbating and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly." Detective Terry Christian of the Kingsport, Tennessee Police Department said that her department has received dozens of complaints over the years about Blakely from women ages 16 to 65, but it was Rices quick thinking in writing down his tag number that enabled authorities to track him down.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/09/tennessee-politician-arrested-for-habit-of-masturbating-out-car-window-at-90-mph/ Good thing he was finally caught, he sounded like a menace. Though, I gotta say, it must take some skill to control a car at 90mph, while at least one hand is occupied, all while being able to lift his butt off the seat, arch his back, twist his pelvis, and get his junk out the window, and again maintaining control at high speeds... I'm surprised he's never crashed in all this time.
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#2 whipassmt
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Blakely's lucky that he never crashed, or that he didn't accidentally roll up the window.

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#3 cain006
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That's hilarious.

I wonder if he got any ladies to take their tops off.

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LOL that's amazing

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#5 coolbeans90
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Keepin' it classy.

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this is messed up. I think it's safe to say he has mental issues that he needs assistance with.

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this is messed up. I think it's safe to say he has mental issues that he needs assistance with.

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Mmhmmm.

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#9 coolbeans90
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in all fairness

that sounds like a rather thrilling way to go about one's business

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That's hilarious.
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#11 Rich3232
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That's hilarious. Ace6301
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*accidentaly rolls the window closed*

 

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:lol:

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it feels kind of wrong finding this story as amusing and hilarious as I do, or at least I feel society wants me to feel that way
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now that's hilarious

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I've always wondered what the wind would feel like in that location at high=way speeds.
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lol Awesome
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thanks obama