Thank god this wikihow exists or else I would just be screwed right now

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#1 xSolidManx
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http://www.wikihow.com/Call-911

I was just so damn confused.

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#2 SavageM2
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Wow. Well, somebody might find it useful I guess. :?

Doesn't make it any less funny though. :P

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#3 jimmyjammer69
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It's not so easy for us here in the UK.
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#4 N8A
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thank god for step 5
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#5 dmc333
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Now I just need to make a thread 911 vs. 411.
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#6 super_mario_128
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Step 1. Take a few deep breaths to calm yourself. Step 2. Pick up the receiver :lol:
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#7 Bloodless17
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[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Step 1. Take a few deep breaths to calm yourself. Step 2. Pick up the receiver :lol:

But how do I pick up the receiver?
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#8 super_mario_128
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[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Step 1. Take a few deep breaths to calm yourself. Step 2. Pick up the receiver :lol:Bloodless17
But how do I pick up the receiver?

Those fools! They left out Step 1.5! When will they learn? :x :cry:
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#9 NecroKvltMuffin
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Wikihow taught me how to put my hair in a ponytail.
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#10 gripnsip
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Man, that was pretty funny XD
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#11 gobo212
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I would rather have to much info on that site than not enough. But yeah, that is pretty ridiculous.
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#12 KG86
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Thanks for the link, I was doing it all wrong.
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#14 XilePrincess
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the saddest wikihows of all, IMO, are the relationship ones. Favourites include "how to hold hands" with the warning "Do not ask for sex, it may be pushing it." It makes me wonder what society is coming to.
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Step 1. Take a few deep breaths to calm yourself. Step 2. Pick up the receiver :lol:super_mario_128
What if those few deep breaths are the difference between life and death? Can I sue wikihow? :o
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#16 Deathxcore
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I love Wikihow. It helped remind me how to be sociable at large gatherings where I didn't know anyone. I took the tips, got hit on by 4 girls (some were sober too!), and made friends with almost everyone there. So I'm going to stick with what it taught me.
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I love Wikihow. It helped remind me how to be sociable at large gatherings where I didn't know anyone. I took the tips, got hit on by 4 girls (some were sober too!), and made friends with almost everyone there. So I'm going to stick with what it taught me.Deathxcore
link? I need to see this wikihow for mahself.
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#18 Deathxcore
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[QUOTE="Deathxcore"]I love Wikihow. It helped remind me how to be sociable at large gatherings where I didn't know anyone. I took the tips, got hit on by 4 girls (some were sober too!), and made friends with almost everyone there. So I'm going to stick with what it taught me.Jandurin
link? I need to see this wikihow for mahself.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Social-at-a-Party
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="Deathxcore"]I love Wikihow. It helped remind me how to be sociable at large gatherings where I didn't know anyone. I took the tips, got hit on by 4 girls (some were sober too!), and made friends with almost everyone there. So I'm going to stick with what it taught me.Deathxcore
link? I need to see this wikihow for mahself.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Social-at-a-Party

Invite others to help you. If you have a guest who's not mingling well, invite them to help you check on the punch or even allow them to help you fix the punch. :lol: Not one of the parties I've hosted or attended has ever had punch. :lol: I did go to a party full of people I didn't know and I helped make the Guacamole. It did break the ice with both the host and a few guests. It was definitely a good idea. I just saw him cutting avocados and asked if he needed any help.
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#20 gobo212
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[QUOTE="Deathxcore"][QUOTE="Jandurin"] link? I need to see this wikihow for mahself.Jandurin
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Social-at-a-Party

Invite others to help you. If you have a guest who's not mingling well, invite them to help you check on the punch or even allow them to help you fix the punch. :lol: Not one of the parties I've hosted or attended has ever had punch. :lol: I did go to a party full of people I didn't know and I helped make the Guacamole. It did break the ice with both the host and a few guests. It was definitely a good idea. I just saw him cutting avocados and asked if he needed any help.

Punch sucks. Jungle Juice however....
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#21 Deathxcore
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[QUOTE="Deathxcore"][QUOTE="Jandurin"] link? I need to see this wikihow for mahself.Jandurin
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Social-at-a-Party

Invite others to help you. If you have a guest who's not mingling well, invite them to help you check on the punch or even allow them to help you fix the punch. :lol: Not one of the parties I've hosted or attended has ever had punch. :lol: I did go to a party full of people I didn't know and I helped make the Guacamole. It did break the ice with both the host and a few guests. It was definitely a good idea. I just saw him cutting avocados and asked if he needed any help.

Yeah, some of those are silly but being approachable and outgoing were the ones that helped me. I'm the kind of guy, if I don't have a reason to be, I'll sit there alone and miserable all day.
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#22 Gamer4Iife
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3. Press 9.

4. Press 1.

5. Press 1 again.

Oh, thanks for the clarification! :lol:

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#23 KOTORkicker
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I have a better one. Could save your life.
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#24 super_mario_128
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I have a better one. Could save your life.KOTORkicker
- Do not throw the telephone, drop it, or allow it to become dislodged and fall to the floor - the noise can be very rude to the person on the other end. - Do not chew gum, eat food, drink, or go to the bathroom while on the phone. :lol:
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#25 KOTORkicker
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[QUOTE="KOTORkicker"]I have a better one. Could save your life.super_mario_128
- Do not throw the telephone, drop it, or allow it to become dislodged and fall to the floor - the noise can be very rude to the person on the other end. - Do not....go to the bathroom while on the phone. :lol:

I suppose I'm doing it wrong then. ;)

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#26 freshgman
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that was pretty awsome
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#27 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-an-Internet-Trollhttp://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-a-Troll-on-the-Internet :lol: Site gets +1 respect!
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#28 freshgman
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http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-an-Internet-Trollhttp://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-a-Troll-on-the-Internet :lol: Site gets +1 respect!Jandurin
"Compliment the troll. Trolls will be thrown off balance if you give the a simple compliment, and may even stop trolling people". haha
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#29 Theokhoth
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I prank called 911 once.
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#30 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I prank called 911 once.Theokhoth
That's really not cool. :lol:
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#31 iam2green
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thats funny.
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#32 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]I prank called 911 once.Jandurin
That's really not cool. :lol:

Yeah, I learned that the hard way. >_>

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#33 Gamer4Iife
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Yeah, I learned that the hard way. >_>

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