That girl's about as ugly as a modern art peice.

  • 62 results
  • 1
  • 2

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for TheHighWind
TheHighWind

5724

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#1 TheHighWind
Member since 2003 • 5724 Posts

What is the best diss you ever came up with? Mine's in the title. :)

Avatar image for megagene
megagene

23162

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#2 megagene
Member since 2005 • 23162 Posts
Some modern art is really quite stunning.
Avatar image for Silverbond
Silverbond

16130

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#3 Silverbond
Member since 2008 • 16130 Posts

I don't diss people. I offer them huggles! ^_^

Avatar image for Colin1192
Colin1192

6221

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#4 Colin1192
Member since 2008 • 6221 Posts

What is the best diss you ever came up with? Mine's in the title. :)

TheHighWind
I dont get it
Avatar image for TheHighWind
TheHighWind

5724

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#5 TheHighWind
Member since 2003 • 5724 Posts

[QUOTE="TheHighWind"]

What is the best diss you ever came up with? Mine's in the title. :)

Colin1192

I dont get it

You know like an annorexic girl walks by and you say: "Hey guys did you see the crypt keeper on tales of the crypt last night?"

Avatar image for ABCarmine
ABCarmine

1937

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#6 ABCarmine
Member since 2011 • 1937 Posts

I don't diss people. I offer them huggles! ^_^

Silverbond

Offering someone diapers, that's nasty...

Avatar image for ABCarmine
ABCarmine

1937

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#7 ABCarmine
Member since 2011 • 1937 Posts

Hey kid, your voice is higher than the US debt.

Avatar image for KiIIyou
KiIIyou

27204

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#8 KiIIyou
Member since 2006 • 27204 Posts
What girl?
Avatar image for deactivated-5e836a855beb2
deactivated-5e836a855beb2

95573

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#9 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
Member since 2005 • 95573 Posts
so was she attractive?
Avatar image for Silverbond
Silverbond

16130

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#10 Silverbond
Member since 2008 • 16130 Posts
[QUOTE="ABCarmine"]

[QUOTE="Silverbond"]

I don't diss people. I offer them huggles! ^_^

Offering someone diapers, that's nasty...

I'm just trying to help people out, brah.
Avatar image for Colin1192
Colin1192

6221

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#11 Colin1192
Member since 2008 • 6221 Posts

[QUOTE="Colin1192"][QUOTE="TheHighWind"]

What is the best diss you ever came up with? Mine's in the title. :)

TheHighWind

I dont get it

You know like an annorexic girl walks by and you say: "Hey guys did you see the crypt keeper on tales of the crypt last night?"

lol I have never heard that one either. boy oh boy you and your friends are quite the jokers.

Avatar image for megagene
megagene

23162

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#12 megagene
Member since 2005 • 23162 Posts
so was she attractive?Jandurin
I am still wondering.
Avatar image for TheHighWind
TheHighWind

5724

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#13 TheHighWind
Member since 2003 • 5724 Posts

so was she attractive?Jandurin

Modern art is a bunch of woodchips painted blue and glued to a piece of sheet metal.

Avatar image for PleatedDreamer
PleatedDreamer

131

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#14 PleatedDreamer
Member since 2011 • 131 Posts
so was she attractive?Jandurin
Sent you a personal message Please respond thanks (:
Avatar image for weezyfb
weezyfb

14703

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#15 weezyfb
Member since 2009 • 14703 Posts
i wanted to see ugly girl... *feels gipped*
Avatar image for noxboxlive
noxboxlive

5856

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#16 noxboxlive
Member since 2008 • 5856 Posts

Hey kid, your voice is higher than the US debt.

ABCarmine

Oh i like that one!

Avatar image for poptart
poptart

7298

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#17 poptart
Member since 2003 • 7298 Posts

"You've got a face like a big bad egg"

"Oi you put a bag over your head"

Seriously I have so many clever put downs.

Avatar image for megagene
megagene

23162

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#18 megagene
Member since 2005 • 23162 Posts
[QUOTE="Jandurin"]so was she attractive?PleatedDreamer
Sent you a personal message Please respond thanks (:

That's not creepy at all.
Avatar image for LoG-Sacrament
LoG-Sacrament

20397

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 33

User Lists: 0

#19 LoG-Sacrament
Member since 2006 • 20397 Posts

[QUOTE="Jandurin"]so was she attractive?TheHighWind

Modern art is a bunch of woodchips painted blue and glued to a piece of sheet metal.

so is she the blue part or the sheet metal part?
Avatar image for Mega-Mustaine
Mega-Mustaine

2130

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#20 Mega-Mustaine
Member since 2010 • 2130 Posts

All of my disses are the best, no matter how simple, over-used, and/or unoriginal it is, usually because I sing it to them. People get mad at me when I insult them in song. :P

Avatar image for XilePrincess
XilePrincess

13130

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#21 XilePrincess
Member since 2008 • 13130 Posts
I haven't heard anyone over the age of 10 use the word "diss" besides the occasional rapper for like... 10 years.
Avatar image for seaninator54
seaninator54

107

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#22 seaninator54
Member since 2007 • 107 Posts

"Oi you put a bag over your head"

poptart

Damn thats low brah

Avatar image for Silverbond
Silverbond

16130

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#23 Silverbond
Member since 2008 • 16130 Posts
[QUOTE="Jandurin"]so was she attractive?PleatedDreamer
Sent you a personal message Please respond thanks (:

I want a pm! D:
Avatar image for deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
deactivated-5c37d3adcd094

8362

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#24 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
Member since 2006 • 8362 Posts
[QUOTE="Jandurin"]so was she attractive?TheHighWind
Modern art is a bunch of woodchips painted blue and glued to a piece of sheet metal.

I have the weirdest bo-... oh, hey ToU, didn't see you there.
Avatar image for ABCarmine
ABCarmine

1937

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#25 ABCarmine
Member since 2011 • 1937 Posts

[QUOTE="ABCarmine"]

Hey kid, your voice is higher than the US debt.

noxboxlive

Oh i like that one!

Dude, your sig just reminded me that Bender and Marcus Fenix are voiced by the same people, Just found that out. :?

Avatar image for berserker2389
berserker2389

4627

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#26 berserker2389
Member since 2010 • 4627 Posts
Yo mama.
Avatar image for deactivated-5e836a855beb2
deactivated-5e836a855beb2

95573

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#27 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
Member since 2005 • 95573 Posts
[QUOTE="Jandurin"]so was she attractive?PleatedDreamer
Sent you a personal message Please respond thanks (:

:oops: that is so naughty you must look like modern art
Avatar image for ABCarmine
ABCarmine

1937

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#28 ABCarmine
Member since 2011 • 1937 Posts

[QUOTE="TheHighWind"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]so was she attractive?kamikaze_pigmy
Modern art is a bunch of woodchips painted blue and glued to a piece of sheet metal.

I have the weirdest bo-... oh, hey ToU, didn't see you there.

I have the weirdest Boehner right now...

Avatar image for Silverbond
Silverbond

16130

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#29 Silverbond
Member since 2008 • 16130 Posts

[QUOTE="PleatedDreamer"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]so was she attractive?Jandurin
Sent you a personal message Please respond thanks (:

:oops:

that is so naughty

oh my.

you can't just leave us with a cliffhanger like that.

Avatar image for TheHighWind
TheHighWind

5724

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#30 TheHighWind
Member since 2003 • 5724 Posts

Or like to an ugly person you would say:

"Your so ugly when you were a kid your mom tied a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with you."

Avatar image for PleatedDreamer
PleatedDreamer

131

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#31 PleatedDreamer
Member since 2011 • 131 Posts
[QUOTE="PleatedDreamer"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]so was she attractive?Silverbond
Sent you a personal message Please respond thanks (:

I want a pm! D:

Maybe someone will send you one of them
Avatar image for ABCarmine
ABCarmine

1937

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#32 ABCarmine
Member since 2011 • 1937 Posts

Or like to an ugly person you would say:

"Your so ugly when you were a kid your mom tied a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with you."

TheHighWind

"Your mothers so poor she put a free sample on two year layaway" 8)

Avatar image for Silverbond
Silverbond

16130

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#33 Silverbond
Member since 2008 • 16130 Posts
[QUOTE="Silverbond"][QUOTE="PleatedDreamer"] Sent you a personal message Please respond thanks (:PleatedDreamer
I want a pm! D:

Maybe someone will send you one of them

K. I get lots of PMS from Gamespot.
Avatar image for noxboxlive
noxboxlive

5856

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#34 noxboxlive
Member since 2008 • 5856 Posts

I want a PM!

Avatar image for deactivated-5b19214ec908b
deactivated-5b19214ec908b

25072

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#35 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
Member since 2007 • 25072 Posts

"B****, you're ugly!"

Avatar image for 22Toothpicks
22Toothpicks

12546

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#36 22Toothpicks
Member since 2005 • 12546 Posts
"Your face resembles an old mans sphincter."
Avatar image for 22Toothpicks
22Toothpicks

12546

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#37 22Toothpicks
Member since 2005 • 12546 Posts

I want a PM!

noxboxlive
You want a powerful monkey? Don't we all.
Avatar image for Silverbond
Silverbond

16130

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#38 Silverbond
Member since 2008 • 16130 Posts

[QUOTE="noxboxlive"]

I want a PM!

22Toothpicks

You want a powerful monkey? Don't we all.

Ewuh, monkeys.

Avatar image for MetalGear_Ninty
MetalGear_Ninty

6337

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#39 MetalGear_Ninty
Member since 2008 • 6337 Posts
You're that stupid that you wouldn't even be able to organise a **** in a brothel. You're that supid you wouldn't even be able to organise a piss up in a brewery.
Avatar image for ABCarmine
ABCarmine

1937

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#40 ABCarmine
Member since 2011 • 1937 Posts

You're that stupid that you wouldn't even be able to organise a **** in a brothel. You're that supid you wouldn't even be able to organise a piss up in a brewery.MetalGear_Ninty

You're so stupid you brang your mormon friends on a Field trip to see the Book of Mormon.

Avatar image for DraugenCP
DraugenCP

8486

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 69

User Lists: 0

#41 DraugenCP
Member since 2006 • 8486 Posts

I usually just call them decerebrated. It gets the job done.

Avatar image for JigglyWiggly_
JigglyWiggly_

24625

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#42 JigglyWiggly_
Member since 2009 • 24625 Posts
YOU GORMLESS TOSSER
Avatar image for Maniacc1
Maniacc1

5354

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 12

User Lists: 0

#43 Maniacc1
Member since 2006 • 5354 Posts
You terrible.... person!
Avatar image for hadoken
hadoken

2730

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#44 hadoken
Member since 2003 • 2730 Posts
why were you talking behind some girls back dude
Avatar image for AvatarMan96
AvatarMan96

7324

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 2

#45 AvatarMan96
Member since 2010 • 7324 Posts

You spoony bard!!!

Avatar image for ABCarmine
ABCarmine

1937

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#46 ABCarmine
Member since 2011 • 1937 Posts

why were you talking behind some girls back dudehadoken

Because she was to ugly to look in the face.

Avatar image for th3warr1or
th3warr1or

20637

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 8

User Lists: 0

#47 th3warr1or
Member since 2007 • 20637 Posts

Hey kid, your voice is higher than the US debt.

ABCarmine
:lol: That'll only work if that kid isn't a total moron and knows how high the debt is...
Avatar image for hockeyjunkie28
hockeyjunkie28

4715

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#48 hockeyjunkie28
Member since 2004 • 4715 Posts

[QUOTE="Colin1192"][QUOTE="TheHighWind"]

What is the best diss you ever came up with? Mine's in the title. :)

TheHighWind

I dont get it

You know like an annorexic girl walks by and you say: "Hey guys did you see the crypt keeper on tales of the crypt last night?"

http://www.myfacewhen.com/206/

Avatar image for fastesttruck
fastesttruck

25353

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#50 fastesttruck
Member since 2005 • 25353 Posts
None. They all suck :(