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#1 laughingman42
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http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_8-most-obnoxious-internet-commenters.html

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#2 Hey_Jay
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That was pretty cool... and true. :P
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#3 deactivated-5a79221380856
Member since 2007 • 13125 Posts

I loved the ninja commentary. As for me, I would probably say that I'm a defender.

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#4 Forerunner-117
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:lol: Good stuff, good stuff.
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#5 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33
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I personally hate the 6 and 5...
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#6 metaldude05
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i couldnt find 1 through 4 but the three i saw i found to be way to true

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#7 br0kenrabbit
Member since 2004 • 18123 Posts
Reminds me of Godwin's Law. Also, that list of forum user types. Can't find the URL, though.
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#8 hockey73
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i couldnt find 1 through 4 but the three i saw i found to be way to true

metaldude05

Mid-page has a link that says page 2. I was confused for a second as well.

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#9 martialbullet
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I hate the Ninjas and non-believers....

But the defenders? Annoying? I don't think they are. To me, they're quite the opposite.

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#10 the_foreign_guy
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That describes 99% of OT. :lol:
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#11 metaldude05
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[QUOTE="metaldude05"]

i couldnt find 1 through 4 but the three i saw i found to be way to true

hockey73

Mid-page has a link that says page 2. I was confused for a second as well.

thanks i looked right past that. much apprecated

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#12 harden007
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I actually lol'd on that one. We have ALL of those types here might I add. (except the bots, haven't seen them about).
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#13 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I actually lol'd on that one. We have ALL of those types here might I add. (except the bots, haven't seen them about).harden007

I swear I've seen quite a few. Maybe a handful or so.

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#14 br0kenrabbit
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Found it, this list is far more comprehensive.
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#15 go-cizmek
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The ninja one made me laugh.
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#16 laughingman42
Member since 2007 • 8730 Posts

Found it, this list is far more comprehensive.br0kenrabbit

Nice. I just stole mine from a guy that posted it on SW.

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#17 gummy_joe
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did anyone acctual click the link at the top of the bot one, if so what happened, i don't want to touch it with a 6 foot poll, maybe 7 but not 6

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#18 Lyphe2k
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I hate Ninjas and Defenders

...with a passion.

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#19 moz_exe
Member since 2006 • 2374 Posts
I don't think I fit under any of them.
Maybe Ninja, 'cause my posts aren't really consistent.
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#20 effena
Member since 2008 • 2811 Posts
I lol'd @ the pic of the non-believer. Exactly what I picture them all to look like
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#21 Devil-Itachi
Member since 2005 • 4387 Posts
The only one that ever really brothers me is 8.
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#22 trickmyster13
Member since 2005 • 2017 Posts
I am definetly a ninja...everywhere except for gamespot, I actually think before I post here.
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#23 Zeromus1337
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That's so true. :lol:
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#24 rohver
Member since 2005 • 11848 Posts
That was awesome
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#25 comp_atkins
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nice find.
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#26 Wizz46
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most of the time I'm a ninja :P
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#27 deshields538
Member since 2005 • 8699 Posts
I don't really fall into any of those, probably a mixture of science man and great defender with a bit of ninja.
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#28 JohnnySN1P3R
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Spot on.
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#29 194197844077667059316682358889
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That list is so fake
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#30 laughingman42
Member since 2007 • 8730 Posts

That list is so fakexaos

No it's not. Now why do you have to go and insult someone who made a perfectly good list?

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#31 forgot_it
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I love cracked.
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#32 -Katsuri-
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That was rather entertaining. :P
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#33 jim1029
Member since 2005 • 1048 Posts

That was pretty good. But I think they're missing one:

"Lol nub, lern to plae REEL guitar" on Guitar Hero videos.

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#34 Saturos3091
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So true for some of them, if I had to categorize myself as one of them I'd be a Defender, although I never try to defend something I find stupid or in such a manner they described.

Ninjas are the most annoying.
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#35 Brainkiller05
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That was great, I like to think the bots are real people as it makes me angry and I can divert that anger at someone rather than something
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#36 wizard90
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thats awesome id say im a ninja defender
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#37 trickmyster13
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[QUOTE="xaos"]That list is so fakelaughingman42

No it's not. Now why do you have to go and insult someone who made a perfectly good list?

Wow if you said that to my face in real life you would get messed up.

:P

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#38 hot_juicy_steak
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lol, i dont fit in any of them
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#39 deepdreamer256
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What's funny is that it's all true. The political activist, Mr. Science and The Great Defender are the ones that best apply to OT. I think I'm closest to Mr. Science, maybe . . .
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#40 Greenwhitegreen
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:lol:...number 4 and 1 made me laugh...but I am none of them.
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#41 gahzoo
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Lol I hate those i think number 2 who say F--- in like every sentence when they are probably some wanna-be loser. But yea i hate the stupid Non-Believers and Ninjas. Lol, i love most defenders.
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#42 Gigagamer2
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That describes 99% of OT. :lol:the_foreign_guy

yeah, i was thinking among the same lines. Although you could argue that 99% of the internet is like that

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#43 JetLag123
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haha so true, I wonder if they can come up with any more
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#44 shinian
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That describes 99% of OT. :lol:the_foreign_guy

I don't think so. The Thesit Activist and The Atheist Activist groups combined are waaay larger than 1%:P

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#45 double-taketake
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Well I think we've pretty much covered everybody :lol:
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#46 LJS9502_basic
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I have encountered a few of those here.....but it's not the majority of OT. Most of OT is cool...

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#47 North-North
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It doesn't discuss " 8 most obnoxious internet comments" it's "The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters" The suffix "-er" can be used to describe "One that performs a specified action." Adding an "s" makes the word plurl.

Oh and I loved how the article titled "The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters" descirbes #4 Hitler's Apprentice "only time he's been to the inner city was when Mom and Dad's SUV took a wrong turn in Atlanta because the GPS malfunctioned"

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#48 SSJ_Nega
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I got a good laugh out of that list. :lol:

I'd have to say the defender is the worst. I don't mind a bit of mild defending, but when they go on about how we shouldn't be mad at anything because people in Africa are starving, get's me real annoyed.

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#49 Iceman8012
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Funny
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#50 -Jashan-
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im the ninja lol