The bad joke thread

A giraffe walks into a bar, he says ouch.

look in the mirror theres your joke

Solve this riddle. Jack is an old man that is getting off the bus. How would you help jack off.

Solve this riddle. Jack is an old man that is getting off the bus. How would you help jack off.

jaqulle999

I'm using this.:lol:

What did the triangle say to the circle?

[spoiler] Your life seems so...pointless [/spoiler]

Why do cows wear bells?

Cause their horns don't work.

What do you call a horse like animal with stripes?

A zebra :|

when mickey mouse's pet dog got lost in outer space, what planet did he find him on?

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. (a-SALT-ed) :P

what is snow white's cousin? egg white. get the yolk?

Person 1 asks: What's up?

Person 2 responds: A 2009 Disney/Pixar movie

how many exotic birds can fly? toucan

why did Obama talk to the health care providers about his plan? to socialize.

What's pink and fluffy?

[spoiler] Pink fluff [/spoiler]

You must work at subway, cuz you just gave me a foot-long.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9 (8=ate)

Im not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock. Why is the man wearing a coat. Because its raining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

3 guys walked into a bar, why didnt they see it?

A fish slams into a wall. What does he say?

Dam

is it still paedophilia if it's dead ?

May the 4th be with you.

when mickey mouse's pet dog got lost in outer space, what planet did he find him on?

dissonantblack

"You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish."

An irishman walking out of a bar! :lol:

Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.Kurt_Rusell

You must work at subway, cuz you just gave me a foot-long.

DaJuicyMan

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her

What does every guy at a Single Bar Have in Common?

They're All Married...

A Girl Tells her friend "Man, All The Good, Sensitive, Loving Guys are all taken" The Friend Responds "Yeah their Boyfriends are lucky".

Whats the largest towing service in Egypt?

Camel Toe!

[QUOTE="Kurt_Rusell"]Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.StealthMonkey4

You must work at subway, cuz you just gave me a foot-long.

DaJuicyMan

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her

I lol'ed :lol:.

Some of these jokes I would say are actually pretty good,or maybe it's just because they made me laugh :P.

[QUOTE="kweeni"]What does Hitler say when he goes to his tank? ..... "I'm going to my tank."disharmonized

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed the wool? She had mittens

What do cats like to eat on hot days? Mice cream

... and many more

why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? fo drizzle.

What is the most military day of the year? March 4thMushroomWig

march 4th is my birthday :|

jediknight52501Kurt_Rusell

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