so on the weekend i was partying it up as usual. me and my buddy headed out to one of his friend's houses for party. so we get there and i dont know anyone. i try to mingle with these people and they are all very very sketchy. so at this point im really sketched out right but i just keep pounding the booze. Eventually i succumb to the alcohol and pass out. my dumbass buddy then leaves for the bars with me passed out on the floor at this party. Well to make a long story short, i wake up, feel a stinging pain in my crotch, i go to the bathroom to check it out, i whip it out, and what do i see? bite marks on my dong! someone at this ****ing party had bit my dick when i was passed out. who the hell does that?
The same thing happened to me last week, and my friend the weekend before that, and his father two days prior to him. Sounds like we have a serial penis-biter on the loose! The culprit must be stopped!
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