The cleverest thing you've ever said.

it's possible I didn't even make this up. I might have heard it from someone years ago and just buried it in my sub-conscious.

Basically someone asked me if I was down with something, and so I said, "Down like a kid with an extra chromosome."

Someone: "Your mom"

Me: "No, your mom"

:|

Me and my friends were walking out of the bar to the car and my friend said "Not B****", so I said "Shotgun". I win.

"Thats what she said"

Aren't I just the cleverest guy around? 8)

Pretty sure I came up with E=MC²ParasiteDemon

Your sig is the cleverest thing I've ever seen.

:O

clever eh?

cleverest thing I've ever said...

"Your mom! Ooooo! Want some ice for that burn?" ^_^;

I say lots of clever things but I cant remember a one of them.plague32390

Pretty sure I came up with E=MC²ParasiteDemon

I was eating Burger King during class when...

friend- You're going to end up dying from a clogged heart one day with all that fast food

me- Well I guess its better than dying from lung cancer

friend- Uhhhh damn

other friend- Oh he got you

My friend smokes cigarettes just so ya know

"indumitably my good sir"

yup yup....pretty clever right there :D

I say lots of clever things but I cant remember a one of them.plague32390

Same.

I was eating Burger King during class when...

friend- You're going to end up dying from a clogged heart one day with all that fast food

me- Well I guess its better than dying from lung cancer

friend- Uhhhh damn

other friend- Oh he got you

My friend smokes cigarettes just so ya know

CommanderShiro

[QUOTE="CommanderShiro"]

I was eating Burger King during class when...

friend- You're going to end up dying from a clogged heart one day with all that fast food

me- Well I guess its better than dying from lung cancer

friend- Uhhhh damn

other friend- Oh he got you

My friend smokes cigarettes just so ya know

quiglythegreat

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="CommanderShiro"]

I was eating Burger King during class when...

friend- You're going to end up dying from a clogged heart one day with all that fast food

me- Well I guess its better than dying from lung cancer

friend- Uhhhh damn

other friend- Oh he got you

My friend smokes cigarettes just so ya know

CommanderShiro

Just to be even, my Grandfather died of smoking related illness and I didn't get offended at all.

My friend said I conform

so I told him he conforms to non-conformity

My friend said I conform

so I told him he conforms to non-conformity

DivergeUnify

That's like the quote, "In America everyone runs from conformity. The problem is that they all run in the same direction." Or something like that.

[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]

My friend said I conform

so I told him he conforms to non-conformity

drewtwo99

That's like the quote, "In America everyone runs from conformity. The problem is that they all run in the same direction." Or something like that.

'With great power comes great responsibility'- I was pondering whether to choose the red or blue slushee.Brutal_Elitegs

Lol, good one. I dont know what else to say here, so go ahead and mod me if you really want to GS. :(

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="CommanderShiro"]

I was eating Burger King during class when...

friend- You're going to end up dying from a clogged heart one day with all that fast food

me- Well I guess its better than dying from lung cancer

friend- Uhhhh damn

other friend- Oh he got you

My friend smokes cigarettes just so ya know

CommanderShiro

Don't care about what he says. My great-grandma died of lung cance. Sure I miss her but there's no reason I have to keep a stick up my ass.

cleverest..? i believe you mean most clever

and phwoar that's a tough one :s
Llyud

It's mount cleverest, the tallest philosophical mountain of all time!

it's possible I didn't even make this up. I might have heard it from someone years ago and just buried it in my sub-conscious.

Basically someone asked me if I was down with something, and so I said, "Down like a kid with an extra chromosome."

a-c-slater

[QUOTE="a-c-slater"]

it's possible I didn't even make this up. I might have heard it from someone years ago and just buried it in my sub-conscious.

Basically someone asked me if I was down with something, and so I said, "Down like a kid with an extra chromosome."

wii60_3

Pics of my words?

A guy came up to me asking how he should kill himself. I answered...

"Do a barrel roll!"

other: im gonna wait outside your house threatening you with an m16 until you are able to get a raptor.

me: im gonna wait outside your house threatening you with my raptor until your able to get an m16.

other: im gonna wait outside your house threatening you with an m16 until you are able to get a raptor.

me: im gonna wait outside your house threatening you with my raptor until your able to get an m16.

BoXzOrZ

:P Smooth.

Somebody said you aren't cool and I replied

"you're right, i'm 9.86 degrees" :P

hell of a nerdy response but it was okay

Oh God I need to think about this one. For now I will leave you with an awesome quote that is actually carved into a bathroom stall at my college:

"Die on your feet before living on your knees." This definitely a quote I live by.

One time i beat my mom in an argument and i yelled

SIT DOWN NOOB

i was so embarassed and felt like a nerd

"Thats what she said"

Aren't I just the cleverest guy around? 8)

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then every high schooler is the most clever guy around

we were just talking about some stuff and out of nowhere I said

"Well if George Bush became President then... *insert my friend's name here* is a guy! :O"

yeah we kind of roasted him because he has bad grades in all his advanced classes. i can't think of too many instances where I said something clever other than that and "Don't worry. I'm Asian. I can do something" (I really am Asian)

One time i beat my mom in an argument and i yelled

SIT DOWN NOOB

i was so embarassed and felt like a nerd

hikari33

Lol I use those internet words around my house just for comedic purposes, but the other day my mom called me a noob and I felt beaten.