The coolest 13 year old ever...

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#1 nintendorocks
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Ok, here's the deal. So there is this 13 year old kid in Texas. He goes and he steal his dad's credit card. And if that wasn't cool enough, he goes off orders a couple of hookers and buys an Xbox 360. WINNAR! Now, I'm sure people will come here and **** and moan saying stuff like "Wait! That's bad! That kid is teh evil!". To which I say, STFU, your jealous. Unfotunatly, some lame workers at the hotel this kid was at ratted him out. When the cops showed up, they also found $3000 in cash from a World of Warcraft tournament that the kid had recently won. MORE WIN! The only thing that deducts some points from this kid's win-o-meter is that he said he would rather play Xbox than get down to the nitty gritty with the hookers. Way to be lame. He told the cops his dad wouldn't mind because he didn't get a birthday present this year. The dad later reveled that he had a surprise trip to Disneyland planned. **** that. Hookers & Xbox>Disneyland

If you don't believe me, screw you. Click this.

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#2 Dmw09
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thats awesome
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#3 wizard90
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nah there is no such thing as a cool 13 year old :s
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#4 Mochyc
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Pretty cool, though it's already been posted several times.
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#5 pspdseagle
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You must be really bored to be writing this!
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#6 kitty  Moderator
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Sorry but your a few days late, this has already been posted.
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#7 nintendorocks
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Pretty cool, though it's already been posted several times.Mochyc

Good. It deserves to be heard by all.

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#8 aaronmullan
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That was sooo Last week :P
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#9 Honenheim
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Coolest ?, lol i dont think so, the luckiest would be a better term.
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#10 MasterKingMP
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Naw man, the coolest 13 year old is my best friends dads girlfriends daughter Summer.
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#11 pspdseagle
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Actually that is awesome!
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#12 omfg_its_dally
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So wait, a hooker would let a 13 year old use their sexual services?
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#13 maccer101
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nah there is no such thing as a cool 13 year old :swizard90

haha, agreed

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#14 nintendorocks
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So wait, a hooker would let a 13 year old use their sexual services?omfg_its_dally

Very, very, dirty hookers.

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#15 -Shooter-
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Wow
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#16 pspdseagle
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$1000 hookers and they didn't get down to business?
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#17 Ontain
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sounds like a spoiled brat.
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#18 skinnypete91
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Old.
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#19 nintendorocks
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sounds like a spoiled brat.Ontain

How could he be spoiled? He STOLE the credit card!

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#20 TheFlush
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He's a retarded dork because he got caught. Getting caught is not exactly cool in my books.
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#21 rom11
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Someone posted it few days ago, nice one :lol:
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#22 Jak-25
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I think this kid is strange. :lol:
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#23 club-sandwich
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well, one thing is for sure, he'll never get laid.
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#24 nintendorocks
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well, one thing is for sure, he'll never get laid.club-sandwich

Dude, are you kidding? This kid is probably the most popular kid in school now.

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#25 Ontain
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[QUOTE="Ontain"]sounds like a spoiled brat.nintendorocks

How could he be spoiled? He STOLE the credit card!

the kid is clearly unsupervised and was going to get a trip to Disney as well. something tells me this kid didn't exactly earn it with good behavior either.

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#26 gamergeek545
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That is the coolest kid...ever.One good thing is I didn't meet him online while he was playing Xbox but did he buy the games cause if he didn't then he could only get a few good games.
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#27 haggard_korn
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that defines the word "nerd"
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#28 Aquat1cF1sh
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This is still funny this week. :lol:
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#29 club-sandwich
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[QUOTE="club-sandwich"]well, one thing is for sure, he'll never get laid.nintendorocks

Dude, are you kidding? This kid is probably the most popular kid in school now.

1. He plays WoW, even won a tournament. :|

2. Plays Halo with hookers instead of getting the real deal. :|

yeah, he must be so cool and popular now... :|

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#30 shoeman12
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"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament."

:lol: this kid is awesome!

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#31 nintendorocks
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[QUOTE="nintendorocks"]

[QUOTE="club-sandwich"]well, one thing is for sure, he'll never get laid.club-sandwich

Dude, are you kidding? This kid is probably the most popular kid in school now.

1. He plays WoW, even won a tournament. :|

2. Plays Halo with hookers instead of getting the real deal. :|

yeah, he must be so cool and popular now... :|

Pretty cool to me. To each his own, I suppose.

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#32 omfg_its_dally
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"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

Well, hes on the right track.

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#33 UTXII
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Old. And, I don't find it that cool, he just had the balls to do it.
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#34 princess1087
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Coolest ?, lol i dont think so, the luckiest would be a better term.Honenheim

luckiest would have been if he hadn't gotten caught

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#35 Boba_Fett_3710
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If that was my kid, I would make him quit school, get a job and pay off that all of that money.
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#36 gamergeek545
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If that was my kid, I would make him quit school, get a job and pay off that all of that money.Boba_Fett_3710
I'd hit him with the computer and Xbox.Then cut his wrist with the credit card,then tell him all women have **** trolls and will bite your wiener off.
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#37 BobbyTurkalino
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This is why parents need to beat their kids.
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#38 Boba_Fett_3710
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This is why parents need to beat their kids.HillyBilly

Exactly. This kid is a product of "new age" parenting.

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#39 Zaeryn
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I still think he fails for not having sex with hookers he payed for.
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#40 Hewkii
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Naw man, the coolest 13 year old is my best friends dads girlfriends daughter Summer.MasterKingMP

because you're a friend with benefits? ;)

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#41 Honenheim
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[QUOTE="Honenheim"]Coolest ?, lol i dont think so, the luckiest would be a better term.princess1087

luckiest would have been if he hadn't gotten caught

Lucky-ish :P

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#42 snobas
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i must say, i'm impressed... AND JEALOUS!!!!