The creepiest call and the worst "thing"

A relative of mine is a hunter(you know pressing the big ****, Oh noes GS has a censorship policy :o) he went hunting. He wanted to hunt a bunny.

He hid himself behind the bushes. A rabbit came, do you know what he did? Guessed  what he did? I love bunnies, I even have an email with bunnies@ something in it. He imitated a carrots voice, okay that is insulting to my bunny-friendly self.

To the main topic, a friend called my home and asked me. Where are you man?

http://www.gamespot.com/users/~self/ this is the fail I'm talking about.

A relative of mine is a hunter(you know pressing the big ****, Oh noes GS has a censorship policy :o) he went hunting. He wanted to hunt a bunny.

Hehid himself behind the bushes. A rabbit came, do you know what he did? Guessed what he did? I love bunnies, I even have an email with bunnies@ something in it. He imitated a carrots voice, okay that is insulting to my bunny-friendly self.

To the main topic, a friend called my home and asked me. Where are you man?

night-dreamers

How did he...

Big the question here: Who was phone!!?!thegerg

*scratches head* I didn't know carrots had a sound... :question:

If a carrot falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

Those evil carrots. Almost as bad as the turnips. :x

If a carrot falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

Detroit222

Carrots don't grow on trees, they can't fall by themselves.

Just making sure- this thread makes no sense to anyone else, right?

So where were you?

Just making sure- this thread makes no sense to anyone else, right?

Tokugawa77

Yeah, TC is drunk.

So where were you?

lensflare15

A relative of mine is a hunter(you know pressing the big ****, Oh noes GS has a censorship policy :o)

night-dreamers

We need a decipher.

We need a decipher.

IBullseye

So can I phone sex carrots?lagreendown

Errr what?

A relative of mine is a pimp (you know ****in' da *******, Oh noes GS has a censorship policy ) he went to my neighbor.He wanted to pick up some girls. He hid himself behind the bushes.

A girl came, do you know what he did? Guessed what he did? I love women, I even have an email with women@ something in it. He imitated a womans orgasm, okay that is insulting to my lonely- horny self.

To the main topic, a friend called my home and asked me. Where are you man?

http://www.gamespot.com/users/~self/ this is the fail I'm talking about. night-dreamsers

I made the thread better.

[QUOTE="IBullseye"]

We need a decipher.

night-dreamers

Oh so witty.

....What?XilePrincess

What OP is trying to say:

inoperativeRS

I would if I could.

Fortunately, right now is one of those "could" times. :D

So curly fries ARE better than regular fries.spazzx625

I'm not sure but I suspect your uncle may have taken an arrow to the knee while hunting that bunny. That's all I got.

What OP is trying to say: inoperativeRS