the equations to the universe and life itself

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for ZumaJones07
ZumaJones07

16457

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#1 ZumaJones07
Member since 2005 • 16457 Posts
god*jesus = space^b satan/devil = time^c so you see those 2 equations up there? those are the equations of the universe and all that is holy. the math is a little complicated so i'll explain it in text. god created everything that is physical and "real" in the world and this is how life came about because the natural essence of matter and space is where everything we know of comes from. but then there is time. time is evil. why? because it is fundamental to things like motion and aging. but it doesn't really exist except as a concept to us. the devil is the sequence of events and god is the actual thing. but the two forces space/time and god/devil compliment each other and make things just work. [spoiler] Grand_Universe_by_ANTIFAN_REAL.jpg [/spoiler] so time is ultimately evil because it destroys things "over time" but the essence of what really matters, the matter, is the matter. so when you die you become 1 with natural matter "again" (not actually again because you are part of natural matter now). you become one with god again. but time/evil is ultimately gonna drive the essence away through dark matter. dark matter is the infinite line between god and the devil. it will push the essence away from each other over a "long time", but it'll still be there, just in a different form of essence. 144789main_CMB_Timeline75_lg.jpg see all that stuff up there in the pic? it's nonsense. you might be wondering what the constant c in the equation stands for. it's the speed of light. it governs how the essence of the universe interacts with itself. the b constant stands for blackhole. it is in the space/god equation because it is a physical representation of the ultimate power. if you have any questions, ask them.
Avatar image for rocinante_
rocinante_

1772

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#2 rocinante_
Member since 2012 • 1772 Posts

dat dank tc's smokin

Avatar image for FMAB_GTO
FMAB_GTO

14385

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#3 FMAB_GTO
Member since 2010 • 14385 Posts
Miles Tails Prower FTW!
Avatar image for elpooz
elpooz

5883

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#4 elpooz
Member since 2005 • 5883 Posts

Can I get an amen?

Avatar image for ZumaJones07
ZumaJones07

16457

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#5 ZumaJones07
Member since 2005 • 16457 Posts
everything works in my approach. it brings religion and science together finally.
Avatar image for mingmao3046
mingmao3046

2683

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#6 mingmao3046
Member since 2011 • 2683 Posts
human existence is ultimately pointless. we are a bunch of monkeys floating around in space. every moral and idea we hold dearly are man made. dont ever take things too seriously
Avatar image for CHOASXIII
CHOASXIII

14716

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#7 CHOASXIII
Member since 2009 • 14716 Posts

What is this...I don't even.

Avatar image for TheFatPerson
TheFatPerson

1806

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#8 TheFatPerson
Member since 2011 • 1806 Posts

I want some of whatever drugs you're taking.

Avatar image for ZumaJones07
ZumaJones07

16457

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#9 ZumaJones07
Member since 2005 • 16457 Posts

What is this...I don't even.

CHOASXIII
is that a question or what?
Avatar image for CHOASXIII
CHOASXIII

14716

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#10 CHOASXIII
Member since 2009 • 14716 Posts

[QUOTE="CHOASXIII"]

What is this...I don't even.

ZumaJones07

is that a question or what?

My only question would be, what are you smoking?

Avatar image for ZumaJones07
ZumaJones07

16457

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#12 ZumaJones07
Member since 2005 • 16457 Posts
think i could form a religion around this? seems plausible.
Avatar image for branketra
branketra

51726

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 9

#13 branketra
Member since 2006 • 51726 Posts
Uh no, stagnation is evil. Time is progress and progress is good.
Avatar image for ZumaJones07
ZumaJones07

16457

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#14 ZumaJones07
Member since 2005 • 16457 Posts
stagnation doesn't exist though
Avatar image for branketra
branketra

51726

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 9

#15 branketra
Member since 2006 • 51726 Posts
stagnation doesn't exist thoughZumaJones07
Therefore evil doesn't exist, right?
Avatar image for ZumaJones07
ZumaJones07

16457

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#16 ZumaJones07
Member since 2005 • 16457 Posts
never said evil existed. the devil and god exist as the physical representations of time and space.
Avatar image for branketra
branketra

51726

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 9

#17 branketra
Member since 2006 • 51726 Posts
never said evil existed. the devil and god exist as the physical representations of time and space.ZumaJones07
Yes you did.
Avatar image for konvikt_17
konvikt_17

22378

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#18 konvikt_17
Member since 2008 • 22378 Posts

e666b06897ea.gif.

Avatar image for DroidPhysX
DroidPhysX

17098

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#19 DroidPhysX
Member since 2010 • 17098 Posts

nCOxT.png.

Avatar image for Lord_Frijoles
Lord_Frijoles

38

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#20 Lord_Frijoles
Member since 2012 • 38 Posts

.

DroidPhysX
Oh, trust me, it is a f*****!
Avatar image for Nude_Dude
Nude_Dude

5530

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#21 Nude_Dude
Member since 2007 • 5530 Posts
New Topic Button = Raped You = A mistake
Avatar image for deactivated-5acfa3a8bc51d
deactivated-5acfa3a8bc51d

7914

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#22 deactivated-5acfa3a8bc51d
Member since 2005 • 7914 Posts

dat dank tc's smokin

rocinante_
lol Keep up the "trippy" threads zumajones07 i think they're cool
Avatar image for lx_theo
lx_theo

6211

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#23 lx_theo
Member since 2010 • 6211 Posts

when-youre-really-serious-demotivational

........

Avatar image for Fightingfan
Fightingfan

38011

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#24 Fightingfan
Member since 2010 • 38011 Posts
Somebody was watching the History channel last night with that aliens guy, too.
Avatar image for wis3boi
wis3boi

32507

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#25 wis3boi
Member since 2005 • 32507 Posts

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Avatar image for Animatronic64
Animatronic64

3971

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#26 Animatronic64
Member since 2010 • 3971 Posts

Oh... it's you... again.

Avatar image for ZumaJones07
ZumaJones07

16457

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#27 ZumaJones07
Member since 2005 • 16457 Posts

Oh... it's you... again.

Animatronic64
you need a question answered? you seem confused.
Avatar image for Fightingfan
Fightingfan

38011

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#28 Fightingfan
Member since 2010 • 38011 Posts

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

wis3boi
Maybe it's because I just got done from studying, and my brain hurts, but... What?