the funniest thing you did today

My friend and I took a piss on a gym locker, and put an emptycan of mountain dew next to the puddle.:lol:

My friend and I took a piss on a gym locker, and put an emptycan of mountain dew next to the puddle.:lol:

megahaloman64

i really hope you are about 12 years old...

My friend and I took a piss on a gym locker, and put an emptycan of mountain dew next to the puddle.:lol:

megahaloman64

Instead of saying Chuck Norris, I accidentally said Buck Norris! There's no Buck Norris (or any famous one!)

My life is sad.

Grabed a Marker and walking up to people and telling them to look at it then flashing a Light in there Eyes.

I watched men and black last night...

Instead of saying Chuck Norris, I accidentally said Buck Norris! There's no Buck Norris (or any famous one!)

My life is sad.

Never_Fear

a little lapsus linguae. Nothing to worry about.

[QUOTE="Never_Fear"]

Instead of saying Chuck Norris, I accidentally said Buck Norris! There's no Buck Norris (or any famous one!)

My life is sad.

biribis

a little lapsus linguae. Nothing to worry about.

I think I had a boring day and I didn't do any interesting thing.I'm a bit worried becauseI lend my favorite sweater to my cousin and I have the feeling that he isn't going to give it back to me:cry:

I was practicing my backflips in my garage and my sister approached me so I ended up flipping on her. I only thought it was funny cause she complained how it hurt for the rest of the day.

Sissy.

I was practicing my backflips in my garage and my sister approached me so I ended up flipping on her. I only thought it was funny cause she complained how it hurt for the rest of the day.

Sissy.

Kikouken

Pics or it didn't happen. :P

That's now the funniest thing I've done all day.

Well this skit, we were doing infront of the class, and the questions were Would rather have a sports car or a fuel efficent car? and would you have lightweight rims or sports rims.

I said, fuel efficent car with sports rims, which btw makes no sense at all.

That's a little funny, but, I have never done such a thing; something immature is just not in my nature. ;)

Too subtle? I was joking.

I jumped a guy for peeing on my locker :|Flow4U

I smell a sitcom!

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

I was practicing my backflips in my garage and my sister approached me so I ended up flipping on her. I only thought it was funny cause she complained how it hurt for the rest of the day.

Sissy.

Khoaki

So am I but I don't complain when I get hurt like that :P

Well I guess I had a few interesting words with one of my mom's friends on the phone today. I will just tell you guys word for word. So my phone rings and I look at the caller ID, and it's one of my moms friends who I know, but don't know well. So I answer the phone:

Me: Hello?

Mom's friend: Hi, is Kathy (my mom) home?

Me: She is home, but she isn't able to talk right now. Can I take a message?

Mom's friend: First may I ask who I am speaking to?

I don't know why, but for whatever reason, I said this:

Yeah, this is Will, Kathy's daughter.

Mom's friend: Kathy's daughter? Are you having a sex change?

I was felt stupid after I said daughter, I instantly retracted the word and said son instead. But then she asked me if I was having a sex change. Needless to say, it made for a couple awkward seconds.

Well I guess I had a few interesting words with one of my mom's friends on the phone today. I will just tell you guys word for word. So my phone rings and I look at the caller ID, and it's one of my moms friends who I know, but don't know well. So I answer the phone:

Me: Hello?

Mom's friend: Hi, is Kathy (my mom) home?

Me: She is home, but she isn't able to talk right now. Can I take a message?

Mom's friend: First may I ask who I am speaking to?

I don't know why, but for whatever reason, I said this:

Yeah, this is Will, Kathy's daughter.

Mom's friend: Kathy's daughter? Are you having a sex change?

I was felt stupid after I said daughter, I instantly retracted the word and said son instead. But then she asked me if I was having a sex change. Needless to say, it made for a couple awkward seconds.

Gneg_Salaban

That is pretty funny.

Are you having a sex change?

why, is it bad to act your shoesize sometimes?megahaloman64

No, I'd think that you're acting your grade.

Locked my keys in the car.SOedipus

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

I was practicing my backflips in my garage and my sister approached me so I ended up flipping on her. I only thought it was funny cause she complained how it hurt for the rest of the day.

Sissy.

Khoaki

Yeah and so is she.
Then again, she'd probably kill you and me in like, a second.

I wouldn't mind a challenging fight though...it's been awhile since I've actually practiced sparring or contact fighting with anyone.

Nothing today, but I did beat my little brother with a wooden sword and one of those foam tubes you put in a pool for awhile yesterday.

Does that count?

[QUOTE="Gneg_Salaban"]

Well I guess I had a few interesting words with one of my mom's friends on the phone today. I will just tell you guys word for word. So my phone rings and I look at the caller ID, and it's one of my moms friends who I know, but don't know well. So I answer the phone:

Me: Hello?

Mom's friend: Hi, is Kathy (my mom) home?

Me: She is home, but she isn't able to talk right now. Can I take a message?

Mom's friend: First may I ask who I am speaking to?

I don't know why, but for whatever reason, I said this:

Yeah, this is Will, Kathy's daughter.

Mom's friend: Kathy's daughter? Are you having a sex change?

I was felt stupid after I said daughter, I instantly retracted the word and said son instead. But then she asked me if I was having a sex change. Needless to say, it made for a couple awkward seconds.

bigfatcrap

That is pretty funny.

Are you having a sex change?

No I'm not. The thought about doing that makes me sick (no offence to any trannys out there). That's what made the whole conversation so awkward.

My sister's friend's brother just came downstairs and I still had my pajamas on. awkward. even though we were same gender.

[QUOTE="Khoaki"][QUOTE="Kikouken"]

I was practicing my backflips in my garage and my sister approached me so I ended up flipping on her. I only thought it was funny cause she complained how it hurt for the rest of the day.

Sissy.

Kikouken

So am I but I don't complain when I get hurt like that :P

My friend and I took a piss on a gym locker, and put an emptycan of mountain dew next to the puddle.:lol:

megahaloman64

Whoah watch out Captain Planet, their is a new bad ass in town!!!!

My friend and I took a piss on a gym locker, and put an emptycan of mountain dew next to the puddle.:lol:

megahaloman64

Locked my keys in the car.SOedipus

that sucks i've done it to only happened when i'm at school :(

i woke up i went in the hallway, then i remembered i want my sweat shirt i walk out i wanted something else, i did that a couple times.