The Lottery has a sick sense of humor

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#1 leviathan91
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Normally I don't buy lottery tickets but I had $10 and I was like, "what the hell, right?" So I got myself a $10 lottery ticket and won...

$10.

Yeah, yeah, cool story bro whatever, so does anyone here play the lottery and have any of you made a profit?

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#2 CHOASXIII
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Haha. No, I don't play the lottery cause I don't like wasting money. :P

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#3 LJS9502_basic
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Be happy you broke even. You could just as easily have lost $10.

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#4 leviathan91
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Be happy you broke even. You could just as easily have lost $10.

LJS9502_basic

I laughed at the winning and of course I was happy that I didn't lose any money. It's just most of the time I play the lottery, I've broke even most of the time. I just find it funny.

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#5 leviathan91
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Haha. No, I don't play the lottery cause I don't like wasting money. :P

CHOASXIII

But you can make millions! :o

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#6 CHOASXIII
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[QUOTE="CHOASXIII"]

Haha. No, I don't play the lottery cause I don't like wasting money. :P

leviathan91

But you can make millions! :o

Or I could waste millions. :o

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#7 Davulao
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I play now and again. Most I ever won was $50. Just spent the money on gas. :|

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#8 -Sun_Tzu-
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have any of you made a profit?

leviathan91
lol
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#9 worlock77
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I never play the numbers games, but I will buy an occaisional scratch-off. I've won a couple of hundred dollars a couple of times.

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#10 Commander-Gree
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My family has had some luck with the lottery. My mom won $400 off a scratch card a year or so ago and my great uncle won about $2 million about 10 years or so ago.
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#11 worlock77
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

Be happy you broke even. You could just as easily have lost $10.

leviathan91

I laughed at the winning and of course I was happy that I didn't lose any money. It's just most of the time I play the lottery, I've broke even most of the time. I just find it funny.

That's how they keep you playing. Like the slot machines. They'll keep giving you little amounts to keep you playing. Unless you just stupidly put a bunch of money into each spin you could damn near keep playing a slot machine forever and not run totally out of money.

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#12 ScorpionTroll
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You might as well as be throwing money in the trash playing the lottery.

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#13 Optical_Order
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You might as well as be throwing money in the trash playing the lottery.

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...Unless you win.

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#14 Fightingfan
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I've won 500 bucks from a scratch off, I personally don't really play. I might play the FL jackpot on a rare occasion because it's always something insane like 250million.
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#15 wis3boi
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The lottery is a tax on people who can't do math.

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#16 Darksonic666
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Never played my self but I know my parents have before.

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#17 Acemaster27
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A crass friend once said to me that the Lottery is a tax on stupid. While I don't normally agree with him, that description seemed somewhat fitting.
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#18 Allicrombie
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I honestly thought this was about the book.
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#19 leviathan91
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A crass friend once said to me that the Lottery is a tax on stupid. While I don't normally agree with him, that description seemed somewhat fitting.Acemaster27

Some people play the lottery religiously. I think the lottery is fine to play once and awhile but to put your faith in the lottery is never a good idea.

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#20 1PMrFister
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I scratch off lottery tickets that my mom and grandparents buy all the time, but I've never paid for one myself. Statistically speaking, you only make back about half of what you spend on lottery tickets, so I don't really bother with them when I'm by myself.
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#21 Serraph105
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I would play the lottery, but I set big piles of money on fire instead.

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#22 Namgis
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I play when the pots get above $10 mill. I have not turned a profit in the 15 years I've been playing. The most I've won is $80 for 5 numbers plus the bonus.

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#23 CountBleck12
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I don't play it anymore.
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#24 Boddicker
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I think its fairly safe to ass-ume like all gambling the only people that actually have made a profit are the people that hit it BIG. I suppose there are a few cases out there of people that play very rarely and have made a profit.

The most I've ever won is $10 on a $1 ticket. Scratch off tickets are a waste IME. I occasionly spend $2-3 on the powerball just for the fantasy of "what if".

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#25 MrGeezer
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A crass friend once said to me that the Lottery is a tax on stupid. While I don't normally agree with him, that description seemed somewhat fitting.Acemaster27
*shrugs* Some people spend a few dollars on lottery tickets for the fantasy of getting rich, some people spend hundreds of dollars on videogames for the fantasy of being some kind of badass. The difference is, one of those things is actually possible.
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#26 RenegadePatriot
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I do not play the lottery, it's just a waste of money.
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#27 DarthSatan
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I don't pay the stupid person tax. Remeber, that before the lottery was legal, it was run by the mafia, and they don't run anything that isn't a scam. It amuses me that a program they use profits from to fud education only succeeds because people don't understand statistics. Burning your money for heat in the winter would be a better use for money than playing the lottery.