The Most Akward Moment..Ever

Today i had some PC trouble ( mainly trying to install FSX because it messed up real bad) so i called up the friendly guys at microsoft to get some help. Little did i know they can get into my PC from there offices if i let them. so i did and they where going thro files and folders..I forgot i had my PORN folder not hidden and he opended it. He just sat there for a sec going through the diffrent folders in my very organized pr0n folder and then the akward silence came i said.. good stuff eh? and he said thank you fo calling microsoft tech support. Goodbye. Thoughts?

Did He Fix Your Computer?

he didnt..but i think he made a hand party aftwards.

god i hope they where all 18+Star_Wars117

yeah, its illegal to even own anything below that in the states.

god i hope they where all 18+Star_Wars117

hahaha. This thread is funny.

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Lol, that's rich coming from you :P

This game me a good laugh. :lol:

One of my best friends once walked in on me smelling her underwear. I think that's worse. :| I wasn't actually smelling them at all, i was sitting on the floor just looking through a big pile of clothes for my sock, and as she came in i was holding a random piece of clothing, and because i was sitting down they were held up by my face. It took me about ten seconds of her staring at me in horror to realise i was holding her pants.Ninja-Hippo

One of my best friends once walked in on me smelling her underwear. I think that's worse. :| I wasn't actually smelling them at all, i was sitting on the floor just looking through a big pile of clothes for my sock, and as she came in i was holding a random piece of clothing, and because i was sitting down they were held up by my face. It took me about ten seconds of her staring at me in horror to realise i was holding her pants.Ninja-Hippo

That's what they all say lol.

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WOMEN IN MY THREAD?

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people need to stop saying that! It probably takes more time to type "Blog it" than just ignoring the thread. And maybe sum people care to read what TC is saying :(

One of my best friends once walked in on me smelling her underwear. I think that's worse. :| I wasn't actually smelling them at all, i was sitting on the floor just looking through a big pile of clothes for my sock, and as she came in i was holding a random piece of clothing, and because i was sitting down they were held up by my face. It took me about ten seconds of her staring at me in horror to realise i was holding her pants.Ninja-Hippo

that is some of the best ownage i have read lol.

One of my best friends once walked in on me smelling her underwear. I think that's worse. :| I wasn't actually smelling them at all, i was sitting on the floor just looking through a big pile of clothes for my sock, and as she came in i was holding a random piece of clothing, and because i was sitting down they were held up by my face. It took me about ten seconds of her staring at me in horror to realise i was holding her pants.Ninja-Hippo

Yeah, suuure buddy :P

But, TC, thats pretty funny :lol:. Im sure more akward thing's have happened, like the thread about the guy who looked in a car window to see his reflection then noticed there was a woman in the car breastfeeding her child...

I posted mine in my thread the other day, here goes:

I was on my way to school for an exam. Having rushed out of my house, my hair was a mess (and it's getting quite long now too). So I stopped quickly to check in this car window and sort it out a bit. The car was outside a church down my road, so I stared into the window, and was about to sort my hair out, until I notcied a woman sitting inside....breastfeeding a baby.

Basically, it looked like I was staring at her breasts. She gave me an awful look and made a shooing action with her hand. I didn't know what to do I was stunned, then I hurried off rather embarresed.

I posted mine in my thread the other day, here goes:

I was on my way to school for an exam. Having rushed out of my house, my hair was a mess (and it's getting quite long now too). So I stopped quickly to check in this car window and sort it out a bit. The car was outside a church down my road, so I stared into the window, and was about to sort my hair out, until I notcied a woman sitting inside....breastfeeding a baby.

Basically, it looked like I was staring at her breasts. She gave me an awful look and made a shooing action with her hand. I didn't know what to do I was stunned, then I hurried off rather embarresed.

Jon09

thats terrible XD here is one of my awkward moments, not nearly as bad as the TC/Jon09:

Ok, so it was monday morning in highschool and i had just had a massive party at my friends house that weekend. Anyways, the party ended with me peeing out the window of his 16th floor apartment. So its monday now and im at school sitting in the senior lounge and im re-inacting what happened to sum of my friends who missed the party. im on my knees on the couch(facing the back rest of the couch) holding on with one hand and my other hand on my private area (emulating peeing) and i start shaking my hips (emulating my drunkness (sp?) ). Anyways, as im doing this, the school counselor walks up behind me, and im in the moment..with sound effects and everything. all my friends start laughing and i thought they were laughing at my re-inactment so i went on and started explaining "at this part i was loosing balance so i had to grab on real hard. I almost hit sumone at one point!" then about 30 secs on i realize sumthing is wrong, i turn around and see the counselor just staring. Then she says "(name), could i talk to you for a second?"

I was so scared and everyone was giggling. Luckily she wanted to talk to me about sumthing completely unrelated *phew* but when I was leaving, she made a comment that just had almost killed me with embarrassment, "I wouldnt suggest you having sex like that again...its very dangerous." I was so embarrassed....i could never look her in the eye after that.

i was at my friend house and we were in the kitchen and i noticed some liquid on the floor. i said 'Is that your mums *****juice cas i banged her last night' as a joke, at that point i turned round and saw his mum standing there.Phoenix_Wright-

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Another one that happened to me that imo was worse than the counselor thing, was when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us. I dont even understand whats up with these girls! :evil: you see, im one of those guys that likes to take precautions, but she was one of those pyscho women who likes to live on the edge. One of my friends tried to warn me. She kept telling me "Yo, dont mess around with that girl...she a little crazy" and i thought to myself "crazy? nice :D ."

Anyways, we are in my g/f's room and i told her to lock the door and she said "dont worry, no one is home." I was adamant she lock the door and she gave me an ultimatum "if i get up to lock the door, fun time is over." Sex or locked door? Like any self respecting man, i took the sex. Anyways we are both butt naked and she is on top when i hear the door start turning. My heart stopped and there is nothing i could do, so i just closed my eyes and prayed to god that this was all just a dream. I open my eyes and see her mom walk in holding the laundry basket using her back to push the door. She doesnt even turn around and see us until she is damn near in the middle of the room. So here we are, both naked and her mom is just staring at us.

I wanted to jump out the window, but my clothes where on the far wall behind her mom. I didnt even know wat to say or do...i was in shock. Anyways, after that day I told her, i respectfully broke up with her, because i knew if her parents ever saw me again, they would without a doubt kill me.

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