The Most Awkward Situations?

I recently read a thread that was about an awkward situation and it made me wonder what OT thought was awkward.

I guess something that would be awkward to me is when you meet up with one of your friends but they are with people you dont really know.

Boy, this is really taking off.

This thread is awkward.

Bringing a female friend to meet a guy only to find it's actually you this guy is into...D3nnyCrane

Sounds hilarious, not awkward. :P

The all-time heavy weight champion for me is the night my girlfriend and I played let's raid the liquor cabinet, got a little frisky, and accidentally fell to sleep together afterwards. Her father walked in on us the following morning, having no idea we were seeing eachother, both of us naked, not covered up, and a few of his liquor bottles were on display by her bed. EASILY the most humilated I've ever been in my life. I think we got like 5 adult lectures in a row.

Farting during sex anyone?

It was a handshake but I went in for the hug...michael_1234576

Oh god, I know how you feel. :P

My sisters boyfriend does this all the time. One day it'll be a fist bump, next time it'll be a bro-hug, next it'll be a handshake. I never know what he has coming, so I always do the wrong thing and end up making some weird looking motion until I figure it out. :lol: :roll:

Walking in on a fat guy eating cake while playing WoW is very awkward.

Farting during sex anyone?

-Misanthropic-

Your parents walking in on you masterbating To a Star Wars poster :|

Your parents walking in on you masterbating To a Star Wars poster :|

-FlyLo-

Your parents walking in on you masterbating To a Star Wars poster :|

-FlyLo-

Walking around the house with my tent pitched at my girlfriend's family party :|Avistann

You classy SOB. I'd take you home any day of the week.

[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"]

Your parents walking in on you masterbating To a Star Wars poster :|

supersnake930

[QUOTE="Avistann"]Walking around the house with my tent pitched at my girlfriend's family party :|KLAX42

You classy SOB. I'd take you home any day of the week.

[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

[QUOTE="Avistann"]Walking around the house with my tent pitched at my girlfriend's family party :|Avistann

You classy SOB. I'd take you home any day of the week.

How the hell did you not realize what was going on? :lol:

Did you just wake up in the middle of a party?

[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

[QUOTE="Avistann"]Walking around the house with my tent pitched at my girlfriend's family party :|Avistann

You classy SOB. I'd take you home any day of the week.

How the hell did you not realize what was going on? :lol:

Did you just wake up in the middle of a party?

KLAX42

[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"]

Your parents walking in on you masterbating To a Star Wars poster :|

MarioRPGer

When you zone out and just stare in a random direction, only to realize later that you are in fact staring at a person who is staring straight right back at you thinking, "Why the hell is this guy staring at me?"

I have a few from my own life experience. Age 15: Going over to my buddy's place to shoot some hoops. I ring the door, and his sister answers. She gives me an odd look, then smiles and says. "He's upstairs." I go upstairs, find his door closed. I bang on the door a bit, "Hey Matt. Let's shoot some hoops!" A couple of seconds later, he answers...pants down around his ankles and out of breath. I see some very feminine looking legs on the bed. "BAD timing Jim. REALLY bad timing!" my friend tells me. Age 17: I'm in high school gym class, the boys locker room. We're all showering to get ready before our next class. One of the guys in there is talking away and gets...stiff. The shower empties quickly. This boy earns the nickname "Slappy" from then onwards. Age 21: Back in town, going to meet some buddies at a bar. I spot them and start heading in their direction, doing my manly strut. One of my buddies comes to greet me. I prepare to give him a man-hug, as good guy friends can do publicly without it being weird. Instead of hugging me, the friend reaches down and grabs my junk. My other friend starts cracking up as I turn bright red. The friend grabbing my junk starts to laugh too and then pays for my drinks the rest of the night. Age 24: After dating a girl for a while while I'm living here in the states, she goes back home to Umea, Sweden. A few months later, I make arrangements to go and meet her. I'm her first serious boyfriend. She tells her parents that I'm coming but, apparently, not that we're together. So I'm over at her parents' place, chatting with her dad about small things. Her mom comes home and talks politely to me. "So, Jim. What brings you to Sweden?" I blink a couple of times and then point over at my future wife. "Um...she does." My future mother-in-law turns bright red and is speechless. (Apparently a rarity.) Awkward moments aren't always bad ones. Great memories to look back on.nocoolnamejim

Well if they have to be true stories, then slapping some girls ass accidentally in 7th grade.

[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

How the hell did you not realize what was going on? :lol:

Did you just wake up in the middle of a party?

Avistann

So it's birthday songs that get you going, eh? In that case, you might like this.

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Bringing a female friend to meet a guy only to find it's actually you this guy is into...KLAX42

Sounds hilarious, not awkward. :P

No offense, but the first one is hilarious.

MarioRPGer

[QUOTE="Avistann"][QUOTE="KLAX42"]

How the hell did you not realize what was going on? :lol:

Did you just wake up in the middle of a party?

KLAX42

So it's birthday songs that get you going, eh? In that case, you might like this.

Oh edarem! :oops:

Well, I was hanging out downtown last weekend after a movie (the girl I like is there...), and an odd person I know from a different school district drives by, sees me, stops, jumps out of his car, runs up to me, grabs my junk, and leaves... :|

Well, I was hanging out downtown last weekend after a movie (the girl I like is there...), and an odd person I know from a different school district drives by, sees me, stops, jumps out of his car, runs up to me, grabs my junk, and leaves... :|

Guppy507

[QUOTE="Guppy507"]

Well, I was hanging out downtown last weekend after a movie (the girl I like is there...), and an odd person I know from a different school district drives by, sees me, stops, jumps out of his car, runs up to me, grabs my junk, and leaves... :|

MarioRPGer

Well, I was hanging out downtown last weekend after a movie (the girl I like is there...), and an odd person I know from a different school district drives by, sees me, stops, jumps out of his car, runs up to me, grabs my junk, and leaves... :|

Guppy507

:lol:

That's especially funny because I know somebody who would do that exact same thing, given the opportunity.

[QUOTE="Guppy507"]

Well, I was hanging out downtown last weekend after a movie (the girl I like is there...), and an odd person I know from a different school district drives by, sees me, stops, jumps out of his car, runs up to me, grabs my junk, and leaves... :|

KLAX42

:lol:

That's especially funny because I know somebody who would do that exact same thing, given the opportunity.

He also pulled his sack out (literally...) and rubbed it on my friend's car window. :|

[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"]

[QUOTE="Guppy507"]

Well, I was hanging out downtown last weekend after a movie (the girl I like is there...), and an odd person I know from a different school district drives by, sees me, stops, jumps out of his car, runs up to me, grabs my junk, and leaves... :|

nocoolnamejim

[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

[QUOTE="Guppy507"]

Well, I was hanging out downtown last weekend after a movie (the girl I like is there...), and an odd person I know from a different school district drives by, sees me, stops, jumps out of his car, runs up to me, grabs my junk, and leaves... :|

Guppy507

:lol:

That's especially funny because I know somebody who would do that exact same thing, given the opportunity.

He also pulled his sack out (literally...) and rubbed it on my friend's car window. :|

That seems like something you could avoided, really. Just like, don't let him undo your zipper and reach in maybe? :lol:

But I'm glad you didn't, that sounds unbelievably funny.

[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"]

[QUOTE="Guppy507"]

Well, I was hanging out downtown last weekend after a movie (the girl I like is there...), and an odd person I know from a different school district drives by, sees me, stops, jumps out of his car, runs up to me, grabs my junk, and leaves... :|

nocoolnamejim

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="MarioRPGer"]Whats with all the junk-grabbing? lmao

MarioRPGer

[QUOTE="Guppy507"]

[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

:lol:

That's especially funny because I know somebody who would do that exact same thing, given the opportunity.

KLAX42

He also pulled his sack out (literally...) and rubbed it on my friend's car window. :|

That seems like something you could avoided, really. Just like, don't let him undo your zipper and reach in maybe? :lol:

But I'm glad you didn't, that sounds unbelievably funny.

Well, my friend was in his car with the window up, and I had driven away already (it was after class was over and we were going home), so no one could have prevented him pulling his balls out. :lol: oddly enough it was the same day that both these events happened. Last Friday...

[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"]

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] What's with your new avatar? Creeps me out dude...Dopemonk736

[QUOTE="Dopemonk736"][QUOTE="MarioRPGer"]Why does the Hed freak you out?

nocoolnamejim

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="Dopemonk736"] aha I was rightMarioRPGer

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="Dopemonk736"] aha I was rightMarioRPGer

Farting during sex anyone?

-Misanthropic-

[QUOTE="KLAX42"]

[QUOTE="Guppy507"]

He also pulled his sack out (literally...) and rubbed it on my friend's car window. :|

Guppy507

That seems like something you could avoided, really. Just like, don't let him undo your zipper and reach in maybe? :lol:

But I'm glad you didn't, that sounds unbelievably funny.

Well, my friend was in his car with the window up, and I had driven away already (it was after class was over and we were going home), so no one could have prevented him pulling his balls out. :lol: oddly enough it was the same day that both these events happened. Last Friday...

OOOOOHHHH. I completely misread that. I thought he pulled your balls out. Oh my god. :lol: :lol: Now it's slightly less funny.

But the same friend I was talking about earlier actually did the same thing (rub his balls on a car window)...in a Taco Bell parking lot. :lol: