The most embaressing thing happened to me Friday!

Well on Friday I was in PE class feeling fine, and we had to do this stupid thing called the pacer test. It's basically counting how many times you can run back and forth in our gym, it's pretty lame but I didn't mind running today. Well out of nowhere, after like the tenth pacer my stomach started hurting like crazy! I tried to man it up, but after five more I knew I needed to find a bathroom fast.

I planned to run out to the bathroom, but half way across the gym I was too late. I felt something fill my pants and saw something dark and brown running down my legs. It smelled insanely awful and EVERYONE saw, the coach yelled at me to go to the bathroom before I s*** the gym again. Afterwards I went to the nurses office and had a temperature of 101 F and was sent home. It was easily the most embaressing thing to EVER happen to me, I honestly don't think I can even go back to school anymore. Does anyone have any advice on what I should do?

Does anyone have any advice on what I should do?

monkeymoose5000

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Well on Friday I was in PE class feeling fine, and we had to do this stupid thing called the pacer test. It's basically counting how many times you can run back and forth in our gym, it's pretty lame but I didn't mind running today. Well out of nowhere, after like the tenth pacer my stomach started hurting like crazy! I tried to man it up, but after five more I knew I needed to find a bathroom fast.

I planned to run out to the bathroom, but half way across the gym I was too late. I felt something fill my pants and saw something dark and brown running down my legs. It smelled insanely awful and EVERYONE saw, the coach yelled at me to go to the bathroom before I s*** the gym again. Afterwards I went to the nurses office and had a temperature of 101 F and was sent home. It was easily the most embaressing thing to EVER happen to me, I honestly don't think I can even go back to school anymore. Does anyone have any advice on what I should do?

monkeymoose5000

Sucks to be you.

I'm not entirely sure why you run to OT with this story (if it's real). You must be a glutton for punishment, I guess...

I don't buy this story. You go from feeling great to shltting your pants?

I don't buy this story. You go from feeling great to shltting your pants?

Pirate700

I'm trying to understand why someone would intentionally recollect an embarrassing experience to strangers on the internet.

Either you made this up, or you're very, very stupid.

Sorry to hear that

Believe it of not someone sh*t their pants in my highschool PE class too. (Must be pretty common as far as uncommon events go.) We always ran laps first thing and I remember hearing the gym go into an uproar about something. Thing was though, it wasn't full blown diarrhea it was the best of both worlds. You had a pretty solid log just relaxing on the floor and this kid trying to slip out unnoticed with brown going down his leg. Felt so bad for the kid. He was already one of the schools "weird kids" that most people already avoided so this didn't help him much.

Have fun tomorrow.

You should probably see a doctor and figure out how the **** that happened lol.

Just be defiant about it, like "Yeah, I sh!t my pants, b!tches! What are you going to do about it? Laught at me? That ain't gonna faze me, hoes! I've been to hell and back!"

Ha, you pooped your pants!

Sucks to be you.

worlock77

Take a sick day or two or three, lol. Eat some good ice cream to forget that painful thought. Better yet lace some cocolax in others drinks, they will soon forget about you.

Take a sick day or two or three, lol. Eat some good ice cream to forget that painful thought. Better yet lace some cocolax in others drinks, they will soon forget about you.

Bikouchu35

Or he could try to make sh!tting one's pants trendy. He could sh!t his pants again and be like, "This is what the cool kids do yo!"

sorry to hear broMrPraline

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Take a sick day or two or three, lol. Eat some good ice cream to forget that painful thought. Better yet lace some cocolax in others drinks, they will soon forget about you.

GreySeal9

Or he could try to make sh!tting one's pants trendy. He could sh!t his pants again and be like, "This is what the cool kids do yo!"

That would work, but kids these days wear ungodly tight pants. No one would even notice.

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Take a sick day or two or three, lol. Eat some good ice cream to forget that painful thought. Better yet lace some cocolax in others drinks, they will soon forget about you.

Hubadubalubahu

Or he could try to make sh!tting one's pants trendy. He could sh!t his pants again and be like, "This is what the cool kids do yo!"

That would work, but kids these days wear ungodly tight pants. No one would even notice.

Then he has no choice but to wear a thong, which might be a bit uncomfortable, but your reputation demands it, TC!

Meanwhile at TC's school.

:shock::lol:

as a hot chick that i am,i'd find this a turn on to be honest.

Why is it that everyone else's high school has a Nurse yet mine didn't? Was my school really that poor?

As far as your situation goes TC, I would go with the whole "it's badass to sh*t your pants" route. Let the other kids know that they are b*tches for letting the authority figures tell them where to go to the bathroom.

Well, if this is a true story the good news is that you could never possibly do anything more embarrassing so next time something happens to you that would kill the average person or embarrassment you'll be like, "meh, I've experienced worse."

cool blogNiKva

This reminds me of this girl I went to K through 12th grade with. She pissed her pants in 3rd grade and people fundraiser her about it up until we all graduated. I even saw her a few months ago and make a joke about her peeing herselfBPoole96

The only thing you can do OP... Lie... Tell them you have cancer and then transfer to another school.

Unless you live in the middle of nowhere you are good.

That or just continually make yourself look like a victim... Feint/Vomit/Fall, etc all in full view of many people... They will start to gossip "hey what's wrong with the kid who shart himself" "I think he is dying"... Then miss a few days in a row and come back miraculously cured and tell them you had some rare viral infection or something you got helping people in Africa over the summer...

Or another solution. an hero.

were you whereing shorts,was it like this guy

this could actually be good for you , knowing that you could never be more embarrassed than this, unless you were getting married in front of the world and everyone in the world was watching and you craped yourself. but other than that you could never be embarrassed again

Take a sick day or two or three, lol. Eat some good ice cream to forget that painful thought. Better yet lace some cocolax in others drinks, they will soon forget about you.

Bikouchu35

This, also they will think that it is realy serious (wich it is ofc) they will not (atleast) not much people will even try to make fun of you.

All I can say is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVwR0rw5fk