Greetings fellow OTers! I come to you with urgent news on my desktop.
I have within my grasp important informations of a new threat that could lead to ultimate destruction of the human race.
Don't look at international wars as the threat.
This is bigger.
If you will, shift your eyes to the ocean.
The ocean!?!?!?!?!?!?, you ask?
Well it isn't that safe honey, so button up that raincoat and pull on your boots, I'll show you.
The ocean: A calm and peaceful setting. A place to enjoy a nice swim, a cool breeze, or relaxing boat ride.
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The ocean is not what it seems. A peril is bubbling down there. A wave of terror is a brewing down in the deep blue. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the ocean is revolting. The time of sea creatures could be upon us. Don't believe me? Then take a look at this picture below....
Now tell me, what do you see wrong in this picture?
Correct! The man is by the seashore and appears to be making an odd wink. A signal of some sort, maybe to intiate one of their attacks, to let the sea lords know that their time is ready. OTers we can not just dilly dally around, this could be serious. Numerous sea creatures attacks have been spotted all around the Atlantic Ocean in the past two months.
"Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean."
-David Searls
Death and ocean in the same sentence! I don't like it!
These monsters mean serious business. Running is not an option. The creatures will ransack your home, steal your children, and soak your furniture.
No no no, we must fight! We must prepare! We must discuss! So my fellow OT, I now invite you to my closed session of UWSO. Now that you have taken your seats, lets begin.
Now lets start with what we are up against. The enemy are of high standards with minds much more intelligent then ours.
The powers seem almost limitless, ranging from claws, teeth, fins, blowholes, eye beams, grenade cannons, stealth cloaks, sharpened scissors, canned corn, and serenading voices. Don't be foolish either! They are not only limited to their underwater forces, they have allies among the land dwellers. Polar bears, penguins, and storks. Even heard reports of the enemy turning our bravest of heroes...
into spawns of hell
Do you guys see what this means? We must prepare! Who is with me?
Good! I am glad to see you are all willing. We must begin our own training facilities to increase our underwater battle and agility tatics. We must start our young out early, there minds are still sponges trying to soak in what they truly are. Using this exploit, we can allow our children to believe they are sea creatures and harness the power of the oceans.
The rest will be sent to training camps where you will increase the efficency of all your senses underwater.
You will be our last resort if the kids don't make it back.
Last thing before you guys get ready to go off to serve this land, you will need a disguise. Entering the watery territory is not easy, each of you must wear one of these buttons. If your disguise is uncovered, do not be alarmed.
If engaged while in disguise, throw the button(part of your disguise) into the creatures mouth to induce choking or vomiting. This will leave you with a long enough distraction for you to grab a friend to sacrfice in your place.
Well OT thanks for listening. I hope you guys make the right choice and follow me to the fight but if you don't well then, good day! *hmph*
Just remember this though..... They are coming!:evil:
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