The only bad thing about being Canadian

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#1 Conjuration
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I'll just get right to the point:  The worst thing about being Canadian is the fact that we live in a country with excellent beer, but we're represented by possibly the worst beer in the country being called "CANADIAN."
I'm saying of all the beer in Canada, the worst one has the name "Canadian", Molson Canadian to be exact.
It's always bothered me and all the people I know.  I don't think very many people drink that distilled pig urine.

I just wanted to let our American brothers & sisters (and all visitors to Canada) know that if they want to really experience the true flavor of Canaian beer, DO NOT drink the one called "Canadian."  You'll hate it and most likely go home telling all your friends that canadian beer is disgusting.

I've included a picture so you know which one to avoid:


I wish Molson would change the name of this disgusting swill.  I'm afraid they'll end up giving us all a bad name up here.

 

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#2 Matthew_Kaeser
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Dude, that's hardly the worst thing about being Canadian. I could name so much more.
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#3 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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Dude, that's hardly the worst thing about being Canadian. I could name so much more. Matthew_Kaeser

Agreed. 

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#4 THE_DRUGGIE
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Canada is resposible for.....Being Canada!
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#5 Sharvie
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I want to try it now. :P
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#6 kyleali11
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I don't drink beer, so it doesn't really matter to me.
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#7 GsSanAndreas
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Canada is Pro.
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[QUOTE="Matthew_Kaeser"]Dude, that's hardly the worst thing about being Canadian. I could name so much more. BEAN_LARD_MULCH

Agreed. 

Yup.
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Well I hate dem deer moose yah got up there always munchin grass in whatever way they please wit it tumblin out their mouths n starin at yah all impolitely I do say.
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#10 UssjTrunks
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Dude, that's hardly the worst thing about being Canadian. I could name so much more. Matthew_Kaeser
Agreed, and I live in Canada.
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#11 -Karayan-
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No, the worst thing in the slaughter of seals.
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#12 bluezy
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[QUOTE="Matthew_Kaeser"]Dude, that's hardly the worst thing about being Canadian. I could name so much more. UssjTrunks
Agreed, and I live in Canada.

Sweet avatar, i love that logo:lol: Anyways, i'm assuming Labatt is better?
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#13 nick3333
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Molson DRY is amazing.
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also, and judging by ur user bars u care, in SP your heads are crazy!!!
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#15 foxhound_fox
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:lol:

You tell 'em! I hate Kokanee and Labatt's Blue even more.

Rickard's Red, Fort Garry Dark and Alexander Keith's Pale Ale are ever so much better. They are exactly what beer should be.
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[QUOTE="Matthew_Kaeser"]Dude, that's hardly the worst thing about being Canadian. I could name so much more. UssjTrunks


Agreed, and I live in Canada.


Example 1: the cold damn weather in the winter.
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#17 Dasc00
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[QUOTE="UssjTrunks"][QUOTE="Matthew_Kaeser"]Dude, that's hardly the worst thing about being Canadian. I could name so much more. Nintendo-Nerd


Agreed, and I live in Canada.


Example 1: the cold damn weather in the winter.

It's funny you say tht, because I live in Canada, and every single thread I've seen saying "SNOW DAY", the op was american, and my post was always "lucky you"
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#18 DarkKar
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Dude, that's hardly the worst thing about being Canadian. I could name so much more. Matthew_Kaeser
Taking a six-pack of "light beer" fishing for example.. In canada, the alcohol percentage in light beer is like tripled what it is in the states, and see I didn't know that when I went out :lol: just say I was naked trying to ask a bear where the nearest town was.. But Oh Canada, they don't even call canadian bacon: canadian bacon.. They just call it "bacon." what lameasses :|
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#19 -Karayan-
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[QUOTE="DarkKar"] But Oh Canada, they don't even call canadian bacon: canadian bacon.. They just call it "bacon." what lameasses :|

Like Brussels with their sprouts.
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#20 Dasc00
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[QUOTE="Matthew_Kaeser"]Dude, that's hardly the worst thing about being Canadian. I could name so much more. DarkKar
Taking a six-pack of "light beer" fishing for example.. In canada, the alcohol percentage in light beer is like tripled what it is in the states, and see I didn't know that when I went out :lol: just say I was naked trying to ask a bear where the nearest town was.. But Oh Canada, they don't even call canadian bacon: canadian bacon.. They just call it "bacon." what lameasses :|

I call canadian bacon canadian bacon. Obviously you've never had canadian bacon.
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#21 andyxm
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Molsen Canadian is garbage :|
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#22 foxhound_fox
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I call canadian bacon canadian bacon. Obviously you've never had canadian bacon.Dasc00


I call it back bacon. :|
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#23 Kikouken
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No not even close
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#24 TitusAndronicus
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The worst part about being Canadian?  Having to claim Celine Dion as one of your own.

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#25 Conjuration
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[QUOTE="DarkKar
But Oh Canada, they don't even call canadian bacon: canadian bacon.. They just call it "bacon." what lameasses :|

The only people who call Back Bacon "Canadian Bacon" are Americans.  The regular type of side bacon, the strips, in canada are just called Bacon. 

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#26 msteryx
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It's not that bad.