The OT Haiku topic!

"Hey, ColonelWilks", you ask, "what's an OT Haiku Topic? I simply must know!"

Fret not, you simple-minded baboon! A haiku is a japanese un-rhyming poem that follows this structure:

Five Syllables

Seven Syllables

Five Syllables

"Is that it, Colonel? It simply can't be that simple!"

...Yes! Yes it can! So post your funny / serious / bat**** insane haikus here! I suppose I'll be the first to go:

Obama ambush.

Hurls shuriken at Clinton.

One less candidate.

This is a haiku.

Definitely a haiku.

No doubt about it.

I live in the south

...but my mind is in the north

where i am SHAMAN

GS Off topic

One: My Friend Tried to Stab Me

Two: How Do I Look

I don't get it...

I don't get it...

Still don't get it...

:(

I don't get it...

I don't get it...

Still don't get it...

:(

Greenwhitegreen

Five syl-la-bles here

Sev-en syl-la-bles go here

Five syl-la-bles here

oh my god haiku

haven't done one since third grade

*insert nature stuff*

The sea green skies above

Stare as constantly dreaming

As we gently fall down.

______

I'm not that good at this.

Everyone will die

There is hope for nobody

I am not emo

Beautiful homeland...

Well, my father's anyways...

I wish I was there...

Haikus are so dumb

I hate them so freakin' much

C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

The sea green skies above

Stare as constantly dreaming

As we gently fall down.

______

I'm not that good at this.

Berzz

Yar, it's 5, 7, 5; not 6, 7, 6.

Pedo Bear on head

Weegee holds the eyes of truth

So, how do I look?

I read this topic

For no damn reason at all

And thats all I got

I am a gamer.
I'm the Video Game King.
Shut up, deal with it.

Good, huh :P?

Haikus are easy

but sometimes they don't make sense

refrigerator

Haikus are so dumb

I hate them so freakin' much

C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

OPRFWrestler112

:lol: that was very nice....

Trolling and flaming

spam is served with sweet relish

Man why am I here

GS Off topic

One: My Friend Tried to Stab Me

Two: How Do I Look

skullkrusher13

Give me some time

To figure this out.

Im not really good at this.

You guys are all wrong

Haikus are based on Moras

Not on syllables

Haikus are poems

but sometimes they dont make sence

refrigerator.

^No, you are lying.

Nay, I have not misled you.

Oh crap, mutiny.

Haikus are easy

but sometimes they don't make sense

refrigerator

bulletsword

You evil plagiarist!

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