the OT rap battle

... :| ... I love rap and all but an OT rap battle... enormousaxie

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

Fortier

[QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

1stCommando

man white boy lookey here
i'll smash u to pieces while eatin off your ear
u think u can rap and all
but im pretty sure i'll kick ur ass in brawl
1,2,3 and now u find urself pinned
BOOM, B**** I AM TEH WIN!

:oops:

*ahem*

MAN ITS TIME TO GET CRUNK

IMA POP MY TRUNK.

...Im done.

I will crush your skull
Yeah boy your skull
With my big tool
Better watch out
I be creeping behind you
You don't expect it
Then make you moo
Like some sort of cow in a pit

lolwut

Gene Gene made a machine.
Joe Joe made it go.
Art Art blew a fart
And blew the whole damn thing apart.

... I didn't write it!

[QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

1stCommando

Your rhymes are cliched like a Stallone flick/ your boring and overused $tyle is makin' me sick/ Beakin' my mom is a cage you shouldn't rattle/ she died in 'Nam so we could have this rap battle (thats not true...just thought I should clarify that)/ I'd say you're a worse rapper than 50 Cent/ your retreaded lines aren't even makin' sense/ cause while I'm bustin' out raps with superlative ease/ its seeming to me as thoughyou lack creativity

Fortier, out.

[QUOTE="1stCommando"][QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

KingPeru

man white boy lookey here
i'll smash u to pieces while eatin off your ear
u think u can rap and all
but im pretty sure i'll kick ur ass in brawl
1,2,3 and now u find urself pinned
BOOM, B**** I AM TEH WIN!

:oops:

Why should I waste my time battling any of yall
I've had more engaging battles rhyming infront of my wall
And if these walls could talk, they would say that I'm the man
Crazy enough that I'm spinning around hanging on my ceiling fan
I like to amuse myself coming upwith the dumbest flows
Booing myself off the stage in the middle of my puppet shows
I even write my own articles to insult myself in the interviews
And battle myself in the mirror just to watch the winner lose.

*goes emo*

[QUOTE="1stCommando"][QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

Fortier

Your rhymes are cliched like a Stallone flick/ your boring and overused $tyle is makin' me sick/ Beakin' my mom is a cage you shouldn't rattle/ she died in 'Nam so we could have this rap battle (thats not true...just thought I should clarify that)/ I'd say you're a worse rapper than 50 Cent/ your retreaded lines aren't even makin' sense/ cause while I'm bustin' out raps with superlative ease/ its seeming to me as thoughyou lack creativity

Fortier, out.

[QUOTE="KingPeru"][QUOTE="1stCommando"][QUOTE="Fortier"]

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

1stCommando

man white boy lookey here
i'll smash u to pieces while eatin off your ear
u think u can rap and all
but im pretty sure i'll kick ur ass in brawl
1,2,3 and now u find urself pinned
BOOM, B**** I AM TEH WIN!

:oops:

maaaan, my mom is not a hoe
but ur mom did look like one though
u say i cant rap
and that im all shmack
but let me tell u sumtin
we all know that u r trippin
12 inch penis n*gg* pleaseeeee
ur suck at lying and acting almost like keanu reeves
i can take yo ass in brawl
even in the wii version, RAWR
n nah i aint all talk
i actually do have balls
i'd kick ur ass here and there
pretty much anywhere
now come on guys give me a hot beat
while i stand on his black eyed face,
smilin n sayin CHEEZE

Man, I remember when there was a UCB for rap battles, back when...hell. I can't remember.

NutDave? He always did pretty well. He and Criminal5 I think. Those were awesome rap battles. They even had voting.

I'm the low post regular with skills you admire/ my rhymes burn hot like a wizard's pyre/ clad in black, I'm the one you desire/ and in due time you'll be calling me"sire".

Oh yeah, I went there...

Fortier

yo dog, these rhymes be missin it

they make Dr. Dre want to go take a ****

My flow is superior, you'all better listen hear

I got the mad flow just like my pants be filled with dough

And by dough you know what I mean

I have more Benjamins that Rosie O' Donnell has Dairy Queen

Lol, you just got to give it up, my rhymes are so awe-inspiring

In fact, go apply at Burger King I hear they be hiring

You'll be flippin burgers til you die because you just don't have it

Your lacking that one thing they call "talent"

EDIT:

Glitchspot is so annoying

I have to edit all my posts

Its just one big joke

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