The Slap Chop!

Best infomercial I have seen in a while. That guy is both a d-bag and awesome. A d-bag for doing what he does, and awesome for the irreverent way he does it.

Also, an entertaining and "informative" remix:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

and the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc

Wierd, I was just watching this other one...

Slap Chop Uncensored

Did I hear him say "you're going to love my nuts?" :lol: msudude211

Kind of old,though the nuts line is classic.mattykovax

the main problem with that piece of crap kitchen thing is that it only chops like 1 egg at a time. If it were about 4 times bigger, it might actually be useful.Jandurin

[QUOTE="Jandurin"]the main problem with that piece of crap kitchen thing is that it only chops like 1 egg at a time. If it were about 4 times bigger, it might actually be useful.mattykovax

[QUOTE="mattykovax"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]the main problem with that piece of crap kitchen thing is that it only chops like 1 egg at a time. If it were about 4 times bigger, it might actually be useful.Jandurin

Well good to see you. And glad to know you do not own one,billy mays would be proud(rip). :lol:mattykovax

[QUOTE="mattykovax"]Well good to see you. And glad to know you do not own one,billy mays would be proud(rip). :lol:Jandurin

Stop living with the boring tuna. :P

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="mattykovax"]Well good to see you. And glad to know you do not own one,billy mays would be proud(rip). :lol:mattykovax

Stop living with the boring tuna. :P

CBR600-RR

Stop having a boring life.

You're gonna love my nuts

[QUOTE="CBR600-RR"]

Stop living with the boring tuna. :P

WINDWAKER1

Stop having a boring life.

You're gonna love my nuts

Are you insulting me there? :|

Billy Mays was a lot cooler than Vince Offer xD

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

[QUOTE="CBR600-RR"]

Stop living with the boring tuna. :P

CBR600-RR

Stop having a boring life.

You're gonna love my nuts

Are you insulting me there? :|

Feel the burn.

It also comes with the amazing Graty

No offense to Billie Mays, but he ain't got nothing over Vince. Vince has charisma and character. Billie Mays just had a loud voice and thick beard.GAMESHARQ

If I may eulogise Billy Mays thusly: Vince Offer is a joke.

Rap Chop is the jam

And Vince Offer is awesome

I want to know if the Slap Chop really works like it shows in the commercial.GAMESHARQ

Isn't this the guy who killed/assaulted a hooker? If so, then he's awesome.Z0MBIES

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

He was arrested on a felony battery charge, when he kissed the hooker, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Vince punched her several times until she released his tongue. Lmao