The strangest possible thing that can happen to you?

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#1 TheElfChild
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Reach deep into your imaginations folks, and try to come up with the strangest thing that could happen to you outside of the impossible.

For instance, I think it'd be really odd if a purple elephant knocked on my door and tried to sell me a pizza with the blood of the anti-christ on it, but the chances of that happening are, well, beyond the beyond, because it involves fantastic elements.


But as for something that could actually happen, I think the weirdest thing that could happen to me is if my In-laws and my parents divorced and remarried to their step children. I won't even try to figure out how that would affect what we'd call eachother as far as family names go.

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#2 kingkui
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It would be strange if a person made a topic in OT about strange stories.

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#3 Selpy
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IF my genitals suddenly packed a suit case, put on his hat, and just walked out of me. Saying "SORRY BOB, I JUST CAN't DO THIS ANYMORE"
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I get laid off from my job, but by some random HR error I get a 10 million dollar "retirement" package.
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Adolf Hitler and Bill Cosby jumping out of my laptop that proceed to play ucalaylees to the rhythm of The Macarena while shaking their hips which are dressed in grass skirts.

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I was actually arguing with someone the other day. He was saying that nothing was impossible and I was saying that he was an idiot and that it was impossible for me to sprout a vagina on my bellend, to inpregnate myself with the womb dangling from my little left finger and then give birth through my eyes. And you know what he said..."That's still possible. Just very very unlikely."
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Getting banned from here...
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#10 gamegadge
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IF my genitals suddenly packed a suit case, put on his hat, and just walked out of me. Saying "SORRY BOB, I JUST CAN't DO THIS ANYMORE"Selpy
Well.... i lol'd. *walks off happily* :)