YOU MAY NOW POST!
Well, it's been a long and difficult five months (>_>) but now I have transcended mere humanity and am now a higher life-form. . . .er, wait, wrong speech. >_____>
This is my 10,000th post! And as is customary, a party shall commence!! Bring forth. . . the cake!
The drinks!
The food!
Er. . . .the other kind of food. >_> But he can stay. >___>
 The ice cream!
But before we sit down and dine, I have a special treat for you all. Gather 'round, children, while I tell you a story -- *doorbell rings*
Ah! There are the guests I invited! BRB.
Welcome:
Jesus!
Tom Cruise!
(I needed a piñata. >_>)
Morgan Freeman!
Welcome, your holiness!
There, now we can sit back and read the story!:D
"Once upon a time, there was a man with a very, very small--"Â
*Mr. T rides through the window on a motorcycle while wearing a Santa hat; hands Theokhoth a box*
"Merry Christmas, foo!"
"Mr. T? But Christmas isn't for another month. . ."
"Quiet, foo! See the hat? Christmas come when I say it does, sucka! Now open the present before I punch your face in!"
*Theokhoth opens box and gasps as he pulls out a small book*
"This is my--"
"I know what it is, foo!"
"Thank you, Mr. T!"Â
"Shut up and read, foo!"
I think I'll read the story Mr. T brought us for Christmas (which, apparently, occurs on November 30 this year). *Opens book and begins to read. . . .*
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Khoth opened his eyes and saw. . . .nothing. It was pitch black.
He fumbled his way across the hard, cold floor, feeling his way across whatever room he was in with his hands. He remembered being with his group in Sistim when they were suddenly ambushed by a motorcycle gang, and Khoth was taken by one of their members. And then gunshots. . .now he was here. He had no idea how long he was out, where he was, or how his friends were doing. . .or if they were alive.
Khoth fumbled until he came across a stone wall. He stood to used it to support his weight and moved alongside it, trying to feel his way around the room. He felt something in front of him and stopped; he waved his hand across its surface. Flat, wood. He felt a sheet in his hand cover the surface. Upon feeling its outer edges, he felt chain links attach the wood to the wall.
A bed, he realized. Â Judging by the way it felt, Khoth imagined it to be like a bed in a jail cell. He made his way across from the bed, groping in the darkness, until he felt a rod of cold metal sticking up from the ground. He moved his hand to the right, and felt another rod.
It is a jail cell!
Khoth's heart began to beat faster as he realized that he was a prisoner to a crazed motorcycle gang, in Sistim of all places. He began to crawl faster on the ground, feeling the area of the cell, trying to find a hole in the wall or an open door. . .
He felt something soft hit his hand on the ground.
It was some kind of fabric. He slowly felt the object, realizing that it was large. He gasped as his hand hit a familiar object: a nose.
Somebody was in the cell with him.
And he wasn't moving.
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Zero wandered through the street. It was his one day off in months, so he planned to enjoy it by just mingling with the commoners. Of course, since Admin kept upping the ante on the rules of the city, there weren't very many commoners left, and the few who still dared to go outside barely spoke in fear of an infraction. It was for this reason why Zero wore his casual clothing rather than his mod clothes. Sure, it was against the rules, but so was everything else, right?
There were also rumors among both the commoners and the mods that PR's were being given out for no reason at all. And of course, the Trolls took the rumor and spread it throughout the city, instigating rebellion at every corner. The scary thing was, the rumor had evidence. Not that they'd ever release that information to the general public and start riots.
Zero sighed and continued walking down the road. After a few blocks he began to hear shouting in the streets; a once-minor offense that now warranted a TR for new offenders. As he got closer to the argument, he realized that it was a religious debate.
"If you think Jesse existed, then how do you explain the fact that every picture depicts him as white, when he was actually brown-skinned? This just shows that he didn't exist!"
Zero recognized the loud, annoying voice.
"How many damn times do I and everyone else here need to tell you that it's because the Neuropeans wanted to portray him in their likeness, as brown-skinned people were looked down upon back then, and that this issue has nothing whatsoever to do with Jesse's appearance," said the other man, who Zero didn't recognize.
"You never said that!"
The crowd immediately erupted with cries of "Yes he did!" and "We ALL told you that a dozen times," Â to which the man replied "Oh, I see, now all of OT is gathering against me. If you're jealous of my superior intellect, you only need say so instead of resorting to such passive-aggressive insults. Glad I'm above that, you idiots."
Zero contemplated PR-ing the man right then, as it was none other than the very strange guy who ran away on all fours the last time they met. He had been PR'd—several times—but always tried to sneak back in and wreak more havoc, despite the fact that everyone who had been in the city for more than a month knew who he was. But he decided to leave the matter to an on-duty mod, as now was his leisure time, and nothing would interrupt that.
He walked away from the argument. In the corner of his eye, he thought he saw someone moving in the shadows between two buildings. He went over to inspect the movement, bracing himself against a wall and moving slowly, peeking across the corner of the building. A cat sat on the ground, eating a scrap of food it pulled out of a dumpster.
"That must have been all I saw," Zero said. He turned and began to walk away.
He took three steps before something hit the back of his head and threw him into a wave of darkness.
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Khoth fidgeted and shook as the realization that he was trapped in a jail cell in Sistim with what could be a dead body hit him, and hit him hard. He took a deep breath and shook the body, hoping the other person was just unconscious, too stupid to respond, anything.
"Hey. . ." was all Khoth could manage.
The body stirred and groaned. Judging by the voice, it was a man.
"Ugh," the stranger went.
"Are you all right?" Khoth had asked.
"Uhng. . .where am I?" The guy said.
"I don't know," Khoth said. "We're in some kind of jail cell."
Then Khoth felt the guy suddenly sit upright.
"A jail cell? Damn it! This wouldn't have happened if those bikers hadn't ambushed me. They get you, too?"
"Yeah," Khoth said. "They ambushed me and my friends, and I woke up here. My name's Khoth."
"Caleb," the man said. "Well, Khoth, how about we get out of here?"
Khoth was surprised by his statement. "You know how to get out?"
"Yeah. I've been here before. I recognize the smell. Those idiots are as organized as an explosion, so they probably didn't recognize me. Hold on to my shirt."
Khoth did as he was told and Caleb guided him to the end of the cell. He heard cloth rustling, then Caleb began to crawl again. When they should have hit a wall, they kept on moving. Khoth raised his head and hit it against a ceiling; he was in a tunnel! Caleb was moving them out of the cell!
"Did you do this?" Khoth asked Caleb.
"No, it was here when I was first captured. Now be quiet; they may be able to hear us through the walls if they're here."
After a while of crawling through the long and winding tunnel, light finally appeared ahead. Caleb stuck his head out of the opening and checked for anyone outside, then crawled out with Khoth behind. They breathed in the fresh air and bathed in the sunlight, though as usual, the air was cold.
Khoth also got his first look at Caleb. Standing at about six feet, he had short, brown hair, green eyes, and wore camo jeans. He had on a utility vest over a black shirt. Around his neck was a cross necklace. Khoth was surprised to find two guns strapped to Caleb's belt, and then noticed that his own guns were gone; taken away from the biker gang.
"Here," Caleb took one of his guns and handed it to Khoth, as though he read his mind.
"Thanks," Khoth said. "What are you going to do now?"
Caleb shrugged. "Wander around, I guess."
"Don't you have a home?"
"Nah. It was destroyed when the Sistim Wars began."
Khoth stood in silence for a minute, then said "I need to go back in there."
"Why?" Caleb asked.
"My company is missing, and those bikers are my only way of finding them."
"Hm." Caleb appeared preoccupied. "I'll go with you. It's not like I have anything better to do. Besides, you'll be outnumbered."
Khoth appreciated Caleb's offer. They moved around front and went inside. Nobody was home. The room was large, but there was little in it; antique swords were on a case on the back wall by a single desk, on which was an old-fashioned telephone. A pool table was on the right side of the room, by a dirty window, and a fam spun lazily above on the ceiling.
But the only thing that grabbed Khoth's interest at the moment was a small refrigerator on the other end of the room.
He went over and opened the fridge, which was plugged in, and found scraps of meat, jerky, bread and some cheese. He took what he could eat, as did Caleb, and sated his hunger for the time being.
He then went over to the desk and sat in the leather chair. Caleb messed around the pool table. It hardly felt like they were waiting for a crazed biker gang with guns.
About an hour passed. Khoth had found some magazines in a hidden drawer in the desk, but they were mostly filled with pictures of naked women, which repulsed him. He ripped the magazines up and put the scattered remains back in the drawer.
Finally, the sound of whooping and motorcycle engines was heard.
"Showtime," Caleb said. Neither he nor Khoth moved from their spots. They both planned out exactly what they would do.
The bikers came in. There were four of them, each very built, except for one, who was hefty. They all wore blazers and all carried guns. The hefty one, who wore a Nine Inch Nails blazer, stopped when he saw Khoth and said "What the hell do you think you're doing, you little brat!"
"Just waiting for you," Khoth said. He didn't get out of the chair or even move. "I'd like to know where my friends are, please."
The hefty man, who Khoth guessed was the leader, laughed a deep guffaw that shook his large belly.
"And why would I tell you that?"
"Because if you don't, I'll rip your guts out and feed them to you, fatass. That is, if you haven't eaten them already."
"You little ****!" The man reached for his gun.
In an instant, Khoth jumped up and kicked the desk over, then took the leather chair and threw it at the bikers. The surprise attack knocked over two of them. Caleb, who the bikers didn't see, then took out his gun and shot the goon still standing with the leader. The leader fired his gun at Khoth, but he picked up the desk and used it as a shield. When he was close enough, Khoth kicked the desk at the leader, which he blocked with a swipe of his large hand, but this delay allowed Khoth to point his gun at the leader while Caleb shot the other two goons.
Khoth kicked the leader's wrist, breaking it and causing him to drop his gun. Training the gun on the leader's face, he said in a low voice, "Now, where are they?"
The leader was shaking, and tears were in his eyes. He held his broken wrist in his good hand.
"Th-th-they're b-b-back in the b-back, in the cell block. Here's the k-k-keys." And he handed a ring of keys to Khoth, who still pointed the gun at his face.
"Are they hurt?" He said in the same low voice.
"W-w-well, one of them died when we—"
Khoth pulled the trigger. The large man fell backwards and landed with a loud and heavy thud. Now Khoth was the one shaking.
Stepping over the corpses, Khoth and Caleb ran to the cells to save Khoth's six. . . . .five friends.
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