Theres a mouse in my room!

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#1 Lu_E_G
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About 3 weeks ago i was sittin down playin ps3 and all of a sudden i hear a scratching noise in my kitchen, i live downstairs in my house right next to the kitchen, i has it perks... neway, i crept into the kitchen, opened the door and turned the light on. i saw a mouse run from under the cupboard to behind the bin. ever since then the lil ****. Comes into my room by creeping under the door and hides under my furniture. Hes under my TV stand right now!! theres no food in my room, WHAT THE HELL DOES HE WANT?:evil:

What would u guys do in this situation?

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#2 Tropicalshower
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Get a cat :P
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#3 unholymight
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Plug a USB cord into his behind, and use him for your PC.
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#4 aransom
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Clean your room.

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#5 mattykovax
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I have a cat os i dont worry about it.
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#6 raven_squad
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The only option is to create an elaborate trap somehow involving a candle, a bowling ball, and boot. Once the mouse is caught, eat him. Any of his friends will certainly be terrified.
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#7 Patatopan
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Kill it and eat it.

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#8 Wilfred_Owen
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Crush him with your human fists. That'll teach that mouse a thing or two about taking us on!
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#9 xTheExploited
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Go Interview With A Vampire on that little bastard.
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#10 kulmiye
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Prove to that mouse that you are indeed a superior animal, higher up in the food chain but shooting and eating an elephant right in front of the damn mouse. You could also use the ivory as a tooth pick. Oh btw I know how you feel. There's a mouse in the upstairs floor in my house where everyone sleeps, which means that my sisters are too afraid to sleep up there and therefore sleep in the living room.
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#11 Dylan_11
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That's good eat'n right there.
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#12 mo0ksi
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Light his ass up, and leave it in your room as a warning to the others.
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The only option is to create an elaborate trap somehow involving a candle, a bowling ball, and boot. Once the mouse is caught, eat him. Any of his friends will certainly be terrified. raven_squad

Something like this

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#14 Big_Bad_Sad
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This is why god invented 4lb lump hammers. Just try not to damage the furniture too much.
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#15 cyberdarkkid
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There's one in my room too, on my desktop to be exact :shock: But seriously just but a mouse trap.
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#16 Oleg_Huzwog
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Hike your skirt up, hop up onto a chair, and say EEEEK!

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[QUOTE="raven_squad"]The only option is to create an elaborate trap somehow involving a candle, a bowling ball, and boot. Once the mouse is caught, eat him. Any of his friends will certainly be terrified. Tropicalshower

Something like this

That looks like it could catch a bear. :P

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#18 kulmiye
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Hike your skirt up, hop up onto a chair, and say EEEEK!

Oleg_Huzwog
Then say: "Thomas, Thomas go get that damn mouse." The quote is not accurate and a fuzzy warm feeling is the reward to which a certain user may receive if they correctly guess the reference.
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#19 Zigo2
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I had one in my house the other day i laid down some mouse decon and havent heard from it since

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#20 cyberdarkkid
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[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"]

[QUOTE="raven_squad"]The only option is to create an elaborate trap somehow involving a candle, a bowling ball, and boot. Once the mouse is caught, eat him. Any of his friends will certainly be terrified. raven_squad

Something like this

That looks like it could catch a bear. :P

Definitely not this bear.....

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

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#21 FFCYAN
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Did you try talking to him? If not, that's quite rude of both of you.

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#22 horgen  Moderator
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Install cat and let it remove the problem... Of course uninstalling cat program is hard though =/
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Install cat and let it remove the problem... Of course uninstalling cat program is hard though =/ horgen123
no you install dog
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#24 MrsSolidSnake
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I had one in my room.

I got bored so I made a doll house for my brothers Batista toy and It had a fold down door and it was down.
So I was sitting innocently in my bed reading when I saw something and I looked over and a god damn mouse ran from my wardrobe into the house.

Needless to say, the mouse, house and Batista toy went into the bin that night,

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#25 aransom
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Needless to say, the mouse, house and Batista toy went into the bin that night,

MrsSolidSnake

Throwing away the mouse is fine, but the rest is kind of overreacting. Ever heard of Lysol, or a bleach rag?

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#26 VaguelyTagged
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set the house on fire..

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#27 MrsSolidSnake
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[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]

Needless to say, the mouse, house and Batista toy went into the bin that night,

aransom

Throwing away the mouse is fine, but the rest is kind of overreacting. Ever heard of Lysol, or a bleach rag?

The box had been touched and since I get all "girly" when it comes to things like mice I never wanted to touch either again.
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#28 aransom
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[QUOTE="aransom"]

[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]

Needless to say, the mouse, house and Batista toy went into the bin that night,

MrsSolidSnake

Throwing away the mouse is fine, but the rest is kind of overreacting. Ever heard of Lysol, or a bleach rag?

The box had been touched and since I get all "girly" when it comes to things like mice I never wanted to touch either again.

The mouse probably walked on your bed before you knew it was there. Did you throw that away too?

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#29 MrsSolidSnake
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[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"][QUOTE="aransom"]Throwing away the mouse is fine, but the rest is kind of overreacting. Ever heard of Lysol, or a bleach rag?

aransom

The box had been touched and since I get all "girly" when it comes to things like mice I never wanted to touch either again.

The mouse probably walked on your bed before you knew it was there. Did you throw that away too?

Actually, yes. I have a new bed. Not because of the mouse, but I got too big for it. Why are you taking defence for my brothers Batista toy and bits of cardboard? Batista sucks!
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#30 HitomiChan
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[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Actually, yes. I have a new bed. Not because of the mouse, but I got too big for it. Why are you taking defence for my brothers Batista toy and bits of cardboard? Batista sucks!

:o... batista sucks?!.. :evil:.. um.. i would call the exterminators TC..
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[QUOTE="HitomiChan"][QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Actually, yes. I have a new bed. Not because of the mouse, but I got too big for it. Why are you taking defence for my brothers Batista toy and bits of cardboard? Batista sucks!

:o... batista sucks?!.. :evil:.. um.. i would call the exterminators TC..

Tbh, I used to love and adore Batista. He was my "future husband" for about 3 years. Then he got injured when I was so excited to be seeing him live and long story short, I was utterly disappointed and threw out all Batista things I owned.
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#32 HitomiChan
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[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Tbh, I used to love and adore Batista. He was my "future husband" for about 3 years. Then he got injured when I was so excited to be seeing him live and long story short, I was utterly disappointed and threw out all Batista things I owned.

but gee all those muscles.. :o.. *swoons*..
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#33 Tropicalshower
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[QUOTE="HitomiChan"][QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Tbh, I used to love and adore Batista. He was my "future husband" for about 3 years. Then he got injured when I was so excited to be seeing him live and long story short, I was utterly disappointed and threw out all Batista things I owned.

but gee all those muscles.. :o.. *swoons*..

Meh... hes too big for my liking :P
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#34 HitomiChan
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[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"] Meh... hes too big for my liking :P

that guy in your avy is your type then?.. :P
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#35 aransom
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Why are you taking defence for my brothers Batista toy and bits of cardboard? Batista sucks!MrsSolidSnake
I just think it's funny to throw a perfectly good toy away just because a mouse walked on it.

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#36 MrsSolidSnake
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[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]Why are you taking defence for my brothers Batista toy and bits of cardboard? Batista sucks!aransom

I just think it's funny to throw a perfectly good toy away just because a mouse walked on it.

Really, it was a crap toy. He was wearing a pink suit :|
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#37 kulmiye
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[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Really, it was a crap toy. He was wearing a pink suit :|

I'm sure if Solid Snake was wearing a pink suit, you'd still keep him. I know I would.
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#38 Nerd_Man
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I have a mouse in my room too. I am actually touching it right now with my right hand.
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#39 Tropicalshower
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[QUOTE="kulmiye"][QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Really, it was a crap toy. He was wearing a pink suit :|

I'm sure if Solid Snake was wearing a pink suit, you'd still keep him. I know I would.

Snake wouldn't be wearing a pink suit 8)
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#40 aransom
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[QUOTE="kulmiye"][QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Really, it was a crap toy. He was wearing a pink suit :|Tropicalshower
I'm sure if Solid Snake was wearing a pink suit, you'd still keep him. I know I would.

Snake wouldn't be wearing a pink suit 8)

If pink's good enough for John Wayne, then it's good enough for Snake.

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#41 MrsSolidSnake
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[QUOTE="kulmiye"][QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Really, it was a crap toy. He was wearing a pink suit :|

I'm sure if Solid Snake was wearing a pink suit, you'd still keep him. I know I would.

Ahh touche.
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[QUOTE="horgen123"]Install cat and let it remove the problem... Of course uninstalling cat program is hard though =/ Wolls
no you install dog

How do you uninstall that then?
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[QUOTE="Wolls"][QUOTE="horgen123"]Install cat and let it remove the problem... Of course uninstalling cat program is hard though =/ horgen123
no you install dog

How do you uninstall that then?

Installing Michael vick :lol:
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#44 kulmiye
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[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Ahh touche.

Heck if Solid Snake toy was naked and only wearing his bandana, I'd still keep him, no matter how gay it is....
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#45 MrsSolidSnake
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[QUOTE="kulmiye"][QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] Ahh touche.

Heck if Solid Snake toy was naked and only wearing his bandana, I'd still keep him, no matter how gay it is....

I admire you. Oh, and I'd keep that toy under my pillow. *imagines*
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#46 HitomiChan
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[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] I admire you. Oh, and I'd keep that toy under my pillow. *imagines*

keeping toys under the pillow is a bad idea.. :o.. *remembers accident*
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#47 coolkid93
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Get a mouse trap, put cooked bacon on the trap, and wait to hear the trap go off. Or you could use sticky traps and stay out of the room while you're at it.
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[QUOTE="HitomiChan"][QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] I admire you. Oh, and I'd keep that toy under my pillow. *imagines*

keeping toys under the pillow is a bad idea.. :o.. *remembers accident*

what accident? :o :P
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#49 MrsSolidSnake
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[QUOTE="HitomiChan"][QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"] I admire you. Oh, and I'd keep that toy under my pillow. *imagines*

keeping toys under the pillow is a bad idea.. :o.. *remembers accident*

We have gone completely off topic here :P I keep iPod's, remote controls and socks under my pillows, why not toys!?
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[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"][QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="Wolls"] no you install dog

How do you uninstall that then?

Installing Michael vick :lol:

:lol: Hahaha thats hilarious but evil.