There's A RAT in my kitchen!!

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#1 Sim_genius
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And I don't know how to kill it :evil: That evil rat!!!! :twisted: Any pearls of wisdom??????? UMMMM??
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#2 UbAdm
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I suggest a nuclear device.
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#3 BobbyTurkalino
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Knock everything over so it has no place to hide, then challenge it to a fight.
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#4 deactivated-5de2fb6a3a711
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corner it, trap it, and pray that a gun falls from the ceiling.  otherwise, trap it somewhere and... ask someone nearby for advice?  and probably calling animal control can do some good, but perhaps opening the door and chasing it out could work...
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#5 KiIIyou
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What's it name? all rats need a good name.
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#6 Sim_genius
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I suggest a nuclear device.UbAdm
And where do I get one!!
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#7 lzorro
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Hit it with the broom :|
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[QUOTE="UbAdm"]I suggest a nuclear device.Sim_genius
And where do I get one!!

I'm glad to offer you this limited offer for only $1 million
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#9 Ham_Statue
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Rat poison would be a good start...human rats are harder to exterminate.  ALL are rats-use pesticide as prescribed.
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[QUOTE="Sim_genius"][QUOTE="UbAdm"]I suggest a nuclear device.jakeboudville
And where do I get one!!

I'm glad to offer you this limited offer for only $1 million

It even comes with a free IED! 

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#11 kitty  Moderator
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get a handgrenade and throw it in the kitchen then duck for cover
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#12 iforgotokie
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Flamthrower should get the job done.

Though I wouldn't suggest it without insurance.....

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#13 Sim_genius
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What's it name? all rats need a good name.KiIIyou
I don't know. Tommy? Tommy the rat? Do you have something better?
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#14 lzorro
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]What's it name? all rats need a good name.Sim_genius
I don't know. Tommy? Tommy the rat? Do you have something better?

Mickey Mouse :D
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#15 terdoo
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[QUOTE="UbAdm"]I suggest a nuclear device.Sim_genius
And where do I get one!!

Well....I know where you can get one but its a secret.

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#16 renagadez187
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How about bug spray? I don't think it'll kill it but it might blind it! Or you can just use a hammer or something and squash it.....OR get a really big mouse trap!
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[QUOTE="Sim_genius"][QUOTE="KiIIyou"]What's it name? all rats need a good name.lzorro
I don't know. Tommy? Tommy the rat? Do you have something better?

Mickey Mouse :D

Mouse are different from rats:wink:
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#18 Sim_genius
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Ok, I turned the oven on because it got there so maybe that'll give me :twisted: but so far hasn't come out yet.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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#20 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]What's it name? all rats need a good name.Sim_genius
I don't know. Tommy? Tommy the rat? Do you have something better?

That is a good name, now make a little bed for it with his name on it so he knows where to sleep and when it's sound asleep, step on it.
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#21 gorilazandgames
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my mom loves rat poison
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#22 redtiger676
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This thread fails without pictures.
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#23 Sim_genius
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[QUOTE="jakeboudville"][QUOTE="Sim_genius"][QUOTE="UbAdm"]I suggest a nuclear device.UbAdm

And where do I get one!!

I'm glad to offer you this limited offer for only $1 million

It even comes with a free IED! 

What the hell is IED?? And I only have $40 and a goat. Do we have a deal?
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#24 torontogamer
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Challenge him to a yugioh duel then when he loses catch him with a pokeball.
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#25 jakeboudville
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[QUOTE="UbAdm"]

[QUOTE="jakeboudville"][QUOTE="Sim_genius"][QUOTE="UbAdm"]I suggest a nuclear device.Sim_genius

And where do I get one!!

I'm glad to offer you this limited offer for only $1 million

It even comes with a free IED!

What the hell is IED?? And I only have $40 and a goat. Do we have a deal?

Throw in a cookie and you got yourself a deal
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#26 Sim_genius
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[QUOTE="Sim_genius"][QUOTE="UbAdm"]

[QUOTE="jakeboudville"][QUOTE="Sim_genius"][QUOTE="UbAdm"]I suggest a nuclear device.jakeboudville

And where do I get one!!

I'm glad to offer you this limited offer for only $1 million

It even comes with a free IED!

What the hell is IED?? And I only have $40 and a goat. Do we have a deal?

Throw in a cookie and you got yourself a deal

I don have one :evil:
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#27 chip_money
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cook it?
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#28 kornholio360
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Mouse trap?...
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#29 jakeboudville
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[QUOTE="Sim_genius"] I don have one :evil:

No deal then >__>
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#30 Beaman
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time for dinner!
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#31 superelite2688
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I suggest a nuclear device.UbAdm

thats the way to go :) 

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#32 Brainkiller05
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there's a rat in my kitchen what am I gunna do.

/lyrics of some old song 

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#33 Ashley_wwe
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Throw a grenade in the kitchen... and don't forget to close the door and take cover behind the wall near it.
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#34 Account_27
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Write a nasty letter to it.  Or get a cease and desist order.
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#35 double_decker
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Umm... a rodent trap, or stomp on it if you are fast enough and using shoes, if there is no other animals in the house you can always poison some food... google search "How to kill a rat" and you should get alot of suggestions:)
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#36 Sim_genius
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It got away :cry:
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#37 Ashley_wwe
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It got away :cry:Sim_genius

It is waiting at the end of your covers for when you sleep... when you turn the light off it will crawl up your leg.

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#38 85070537783
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Pet it.

 

On a serious note, you could use a tube of a nontoxic glue that's made for traping vermins and the like, put it on a piece of wood with some meat or candy and make sure it doesn't move, put it somewhere around were you know it has to pass, and over night you'll get your rat. When you trap it I'd suggest placing in a big enough ziplock bag and slowly fill it with water so it covers the vermin in question and watch it drown, it delivers a macabre sense of satisfaction and joy.

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#39 Kikouken
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Kill it with fire. You have an incendiary grenade handy?
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#40 KiIIyou
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It got away :cry:Sim_genius
You didn't try the bed trick did you?
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#41 Hinata237
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Put a trail of small peices of cheese and lead it outside.
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#42 Ashley_wwe
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Put a trail of small peices of cheese and lead it outside.Hinata237

That is a rat. Not a mouse... :P.

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#43 The_Ish
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See those?

 


Grow some.

 

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#44 Hinata237
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[QUOTE="Hinata237"]Put a trail of small peices of cheese and lead it outside.Ashley_wwe

That is a rat. Not a mouse... :P.


:lol: Im an idiot.
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#45 trickmyster13
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Get a shovel and whack it on the head.
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#46 RoyTheViking
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Take care of it, then post about it...

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#47 Sim_genius
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[QUOTE="Sim_genius"]It got away :cry:Ashley_wwe

It is waiting at the end of your covers for when you sleep... when you turn the light off it will crawl up your leg.

That's nice to know :cry: I hope it doesnt eat my face!
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#48 disc0very
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Chase it outside?
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#49 Dutch_Mix
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Arm yourself with some sort of blunt object and then run into your kitchen and start yelling and thrashing about. Remember, it's more scared of you than you are of it.