There's a zebra in my house...

I stopped reading at "I was". Sorry.omfg_its_dally

Same here.

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Well one da I was hanging out with Jordan Sparks, cause I met her at this singing convention. We then sat at the side of the road, singing Luther Vandross's version of Endless Love. Then we went to this food concession stand that was serving corn dogs. When I looked at the corn dog, I felt the sensation that I had to chew down on something that was in my mouth. I know I didn't serve myself the corn dog, but the more I chewed on the object in my mouth, I found out that the object was in fact the corn dog that I was looking at. Then as we walked out, I fed myself the corndog that I saw at the concession stand, and I didn't have to chew on anything. Very dissatisfying, but what made my day turn bright was when I said hi to Whitney Houston. Then she fed me the corn dog, and I swallowed it whole like a duck. I asked her, why the corn dog tastes so good, and she replied "cause I'm a diva, as well as Mary J Bliiiiiiiiige". As I continued to swallow the corn dog, we all sang together, and that's when I finally concluded that 2+2=4, and that's how my all white Jack Russel Terrier is named Cracker. :D

I was sitting at home playing 360 when all of a sudden I hear my door bell ring. I step onto my magic carpet which flies me to my door. I try to open it but it's made of crackers so it just sort of fell apart. Well anyway, John Lennon was at the door. "I want you" he said. I was rather shocked that a dead musician was at my door, but I still ask him "why"? "Because" John answered. He then handed me a gun and I knew what this was about. "You want me to kill my neighbor. But why?". John leaned in and answered "happiness is a warm gun". "I guess that's true" I responded. "But why my neighbor... I love him like a father." "It's only love" John responded, "don't let me down". Tears began to run down my face. "Cry baby cry" said John coldly. I wiped the tears from my face and asked "what happens after I kill him?" "Revolution" John replied. He then turned to leave. "Why are you going?" I asked. "I'm so tired" John replied, and then vanished from thin air. I sighed, then walked over to my neighbor's house and shot him dead. When I returned to my home there was a zebra in my living room. What should I do?yabbicoke

DO A BARREL ROLL!

"There's a zebra in my house..."

OP you shouldn't say things like that about your mom.

Burn.

"There's a zebra in my house..."

OP you shouldn't say things like that about your mom.

Burn.

LegendaryFox77

That's a fairly weak insult. Usually such insults affiliate said mother with a notoriously large or fat animal, such as hippos, elephants, whales, etc. Zebras don't seem very fat to me, rather lean and healthy actually. I mean they have to outrun lions, they better be in good shape.

use the gun to kill the zebra

use the gun to kill the zebra

Vic3469

I used all the bullets, obviously. My neighbor tried to crawl to the phone after the first two shots so I unloaded on him while screaming wildly.

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use the gun to kill the zebra

yabbicoke

I used all the bullets, obviously. My neighbor tried to crawl to the phone after the first two shots so I unloaded on him while screaming wildly.

Quick, rush back to your neighbor, pry the bullets from his body, scrape enough gun powder from the barrel, make yor own bullet and shoot the zebra. And then eat it. And them send me your weed.