There's a zombie apocalypse on it's way.

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#1 NiteLights
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The item to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it?

For me, a pen. I'm screwed.

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#2 Sunsha
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The thing closest to me on my left (that I can actually lift) is a broom. I'm ok with that though. I know at some point I'll find a better weapon like a katana. I just have to make it to the right stage and find the right room.
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#3 Ace6301
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A Gibson Les Paul guitar. Such a shame to break something so pretty...
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#4 MgamerBD
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A deoderant stick.
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#5 coolbeans90
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Best thing in my room would be a maple wood baseball bat.

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#6 Sagem28
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The remote control for the airconditioning....I could probably go Macgyver on it and make it an explosive or something.

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#7 Pixel-Pirate
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It's always a wall.
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#8 lonewolf604
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Tissue Paper........:| On the ground though are 15lbs dumbbells, those should come in handy to swing around.
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#9 Tokeism
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A TV remote........ :(

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#10 jimmyjammer69
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Who throws a shoe? Honestly...
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#11 yagr_zero
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I don't think DVD cases will help me at all.
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#12 Inconsistancy
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[QUOTE="Ace6301"]A Gibson Les Paul guitar. Such a shame to break something so pretty...

I got one to my right, but left... I got a door frame.. I'm screwed, 'least you can pickup your weapon. :cry:
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#13 Sharpie125
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A .50 calibre machine gun round (with no gunpowder) that I got as a souvenir from Normandy... I'll stab out their eyes. I'll stab them out reeaalll good.

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#14 metroidfood
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Wii Remote. Hope the zombies like tennis.

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#15 tenaka2
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The item to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it?

For me, a pen. I'm screwed.

NiteLights

Your better off then me, I have 3 napkins.

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#16 Sapients_Net
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Panadol.

I suppose that could come in useful once they strike? :/

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#17 Big_Bad_Sad
Member since 2005 • 18243 Posts
Ive got a choice between a mug and a vegetable peeler.
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#18 DmadFearmonger
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I got a guitar as my weapon. Unfortunetly It's an acoustic so It'll break easily...

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A rather thick textbook. At least it finally came to use.
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#20 curono
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My genital.
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#21 DarnUniverse
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A camera.. Maybe the flash will fry their brains?

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#22 DmadFearmonger
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A camera.. Maybe the flashwill fry their brains?

DarnUniverse
The brain is the only thing that keeps 'em going. So I reckon you've got the best weapon so far.
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#23 DarnUniverse
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[QUOTE="DarnUniverse"]

A camera.. Maybe the flash will fry their brains?

DmadFearmonger

The brain is the only thing that keeps 'em going. So I reckon you've got the best weapon so far.

And I'd have some great pictures! Would make for a great camera commercial.

*Narrows eyes at nearest zombies.*
"Time to make some memories.."

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[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="DarnUniverse"]

A camera.. Maybe the flash will fry their brains?

DarnUniverse

The brain is the only thing that keeps 'em going. So I reckon you've got the best weapon so far.

And I'd have some great pictures! Would make for a great camera commercial.

*Narrows eyes at nearest zombies.*
"Time to make some memories.."

Get great quality photos with (X camera model) /Shows photo of dying zombie/ great value now only $149.

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#25 Blue_Shield
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My chair?

I do not know.

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#26 DmadFearmonger
Member since 2009 • 5169 Posts

My chair?

I do not know.

Blue_Shield
You could kill some zombies with that
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#27 _VenomX
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Towel :P

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#28 Sagem28
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My genital.curono

No help there, zombies are already diseased.

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#29 GazaAli
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A phone is so lethal.
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#30 shadowbmx790
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I got a space heater...

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#31 VaguelyTagged
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a lighter which is nearly out of gas.farewell fellas.

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#32 Crimsader
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A half-full plate of cabbage. They don't stand a chance!
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#33 Big_Bad_Sad
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A half-full plate of cabbage. They don't stand a chance!Crimsader
You could fart in their general direction.
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#34 Kagai13
Member since 2010 • 571 Posts
Well, scissors... really little, to cut nails... but they're awesome German stuff that's like 50 years old and solid. So I, wielding that weapon, will be the end of every zombie.
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#35 Crimsader
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[QUOTE="Crimsader"]A half-full plate of cabbage. They don't stand a chance!Big_Bad_Sad
You could fart in their general direction.

I don't really get farts from cabbage, but I'll keep that in mind.
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Keyboard, PS3 controller, gloves... This doesn't look good...

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I've got a choice b/w a computer charger and a chair.

I'll take both.

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#38 Lonelynight
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A piano and a electric bass. Maybe I can scare them away with my horrible playing.
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A can of soda. Good enough.
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#40 deactivated-5c23908d36a7f
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A phone,. lol

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#41 DmadFearmonger
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A phone,. lol

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Deadly!
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#42 kris9031998
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A cup filled with pointy objects. I might make it far enough.....*dies*
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#43 mAArdman
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Lots of items to my left, and among them is a cute cuddly machete. I'll take that.

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a bed...

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#45 luamhtrad
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A 5' replica sword from the Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver series. Iz I winnar?

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#46 DmadFearmonger
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A 5' replica sword from the Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver series. Iz I winnar?

luamhtrad
I think you iz winnar.
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#47 horgen  Moderator
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How do I kill zombies with a HTC Desire cellphone?
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#48 Artekus
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A bottle of water -__-
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#49 DmadFearmonger
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How do I kill zombies with a HTC Desire cellphone? horgen123
If that thing plays media then blow their heads up with some pop. Problem solved.
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#50 lordreaven
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I got a Vaccum cleaner (shop Vaccum actually)...........So...................I can......um.........suck the zombies?

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