There's really no excuse for you to not see Piranha 3D if you're old enough

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#1 Memberino
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If you are a young male living near a movie theater, you literally have NO good excuses not to see that movie. It was completely amazing, it was like the Gone with the Wind of cinematic guts and boobies movies. There were some SERIOUSLY fine ass women in there flaunting their stuff, a hilarious script and some of the most over the top gore I've ever seen.

And before you begin to look down on it, it has 80 freaking percent on rotten tomatoes!

Its the holy grail of trashy movies, see it! You won't be disappointed!

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#2 J-WOW
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looks lame and Im getting tired of 3D movies

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#3 LZ71
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Or you just want to save your money for something like Scott Pilgrim.
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#4 super_mario_128
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1. I'm gay. 2. My money is spent sparingly, and then only on things of the highest quality.
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#5 dercoo
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Scott Pilgrim being out at the same time is a good excuse.

Now thats a movie.

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#6 Pixel-Pirate
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I don't like guts and boobies movies.

I don't have 15 dollars to waste on an hour and 10 minutes of film.

See! Good reasons.

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#7 fl4tlined
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or inception thats still in theaters >_>
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#8 bruinfan617
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Spending $14 just to see boobs.

I laughed so hard.

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#9 rockguy92
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I'll pass.
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#10 ace-of-spades93
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I'm not old enough. I don't see films just because somebody on the internet tells me to though.
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#11 Sword-Demon
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boobies movies. There were some SERIOUSLY fine ass women in there flaunting their stuff.Memberino
sounds like someone needs to learn that there is much more of that on the internets for free.. but that's a horrible reason to pay for a movie
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#12 Bikouchu35
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I rather watch steroid-muscle packed Expendables again.

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#13 Sasquatch90
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I rather watch steroid-muscle packed Expendables again.

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Yo, don't hate But seriously, Inception is still out. And Pirahnas looks dumb. Boom.
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#14 nooblet69
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Theres a couple movies I'd much rather see than the B rated movie thats been done before.

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#15 Jaysonguy
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It's spring breakers being eaten by man eating fish

The only thing I worry about is after rooting for the fish the entire movie they might lose :(

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#16 Link334
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I'd rather see Scott Pilgrim :D
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#17 MasterBolt360
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There were some SERIOUSLY fine ass women in there flaunting their stuff

Memberino

Umm, you can get that for free on the internet.

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#18 Aspen706
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It doesn't look very good to me.
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#19 Minishdriveby
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[QUOTE="Memberino"]

There were some SERIOUSLY fine ass women in there flaunting their stuff

MasterBolt360

Umm, you can get that for free on the internet.

But not in 3D!
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#20 fl4tlined
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[QUOTE="MasterBolt360"]

[QUOTE="Memberino"]

There were some SERIOUSLY fine ass women in there flaunting their stuff

Minishdriveby

Umm, you can get that for free on the internet.

But not in 3D!

i actually found a 3d porn site >_> god...

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#21 Sajo7
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Actually it's movies like these that I think might benefit from 3D.

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#22 z4twenny
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i've already seen enough bad movies in my lifetime. i don't need to pay money to tack on another one.

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#23 LovePotionNo9
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I had a dog named Pirahna in my childhood. I loved her. She was a really great dog. It sounds like the content of this movie would tarnish my memories of her, so I'll have to avoid. I'll take your word for it though.

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#24 bobbetybob
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Spending $14 just to see boobs.

I laughed so hard.

bruinfan617
Spending $14 to see boobs, isn't that what a date is?
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#25 Desulated
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I am old enough, but the people I hang out with don't want to see it. And they're the types that love seeing ass. :lol:

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#26 gameboy343
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[QUOTE="Memberino"]

There were some SERIOUSLY fine ass women in there flaunting their stuff

MasterBolt360

Umm, you can get that for free on the internet.

to be fair you can see every movie mentioned on this thread for free on the internet.

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#27 positivebalance
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Or you just want to save your money for something like Scott Pilgrim. LZ71


scott pilgrim looks stupid as hell.

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#28 Treflis
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And people said I was silly for saying "That this movie will be considered good because it features two twings teenagers like today, gore and nudity" What do you say now? D=
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#29 Sajo7
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[QUOTE="LZ71"]Or you just want to save your money for something like Scott Pilgrim. positivebalance



scott pilgrim looks stupid as hell.

It was good. I think people will either hate or love the plot, but the visuals were impressive.

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#30 redstorm72
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I saw it, and all I can say is that you haven't lived until you've seen a piranha eat a guys junk in 3D. Really though, if you have a certain sense of humor and like creature features, then the movie is decent. I couldn't stop laughing at how bad it was.

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#31 SideSwipes
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Hold on a sec, are you telling me there's boobies in 3D? :o

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#34 Upparoom
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If I want to see a movie so bad it's good I'll watch the Syfy channel :P

Seriously though, Scott Pilgrim+Inception+Manlinesspendables are much more worth seeing.

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#35 Bloodaxe726
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I saw it, and all I can say is that you haven't lived until you've seen a piranha eat a guys junk in 3D. Really though, if you have a certain sense of humor and like creature features, then the movie is decent. I couldn't stop laughing at how bad it was.

redstorm72

I thought it was a well done, self aware, B movie. I got the feeling that it managed to get exactly what it was going for on screen.

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#36 Shad0ki11
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It's a remake of a crappy movie. Need I say more?

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#37 legend26
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It has women doing naked underwater ballet in 3d, there is no excuse to not see it

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#38 carrot-cake
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I'd rather not pay $12 to see that.

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#39 Niff_T
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Eh, I'll save my money for Machete.

Might see it when it comes out dvd, though.

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#40 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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Looking at the box office totals, a lot of people decided to pass on this movie.

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#41 Bloodaxe726
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Looking at the box office totals, a lot of people decided to pass on this movie.

Hallenbeck77

Which is a shame, the B movie creature feature type movies need more love because they're the most fun you can have at a movie theater.

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#42 dave123321
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Do not see why anyone should feel the need to explain their movie choices . I love these kinds of films , so I will see it soon.
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#43 kipohippo021
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[QUOTE="bruinfan617"]

Spending $14 just to see boobs.

I laughed so hard.

If you are spending 14 on boobs, you better get more than looks. lol, jk.
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#44 deactivated-59d151f079814
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.. Because I don't waste my money on such stupid movies..
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#45 metroidfood
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I still think it looks stupid.

Don't care for gore movies.

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#46 Strychtic
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It's a remake of a crappy movie. Need I say more?

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I can't speak for this remake but you're calling the original Piranha crappy? That movie is pure gold aside from the stop motion animation bits.
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#47 deactivated-59d151f079814
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[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

It's a remake of a crappy movie. Need I say more?

Strychtic

I can't speak for this remake but you're calling the original Piranha crappy? That movie is pure gold aside from the stop motion animation bits.

Pure gold as in a bad b movie you watch for free on tv.. Not pure gold as in you waste $5 to $12 a ticket to see it at the big screen. There is a difference.

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#48 Strychtic
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[QUOTE="Strychtic"][QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

It's a remake of a crappy movie. Need I say more?

sSubZerOo

I can't speak for this remake but you're calling the original Piranha crappy? That movie is pure gold aside from the stop motion animation bits.

Pure gold as in a bad b movie you watch for free on tv.. Not pure gold as in you waste $5 to $12 a ticket to see it at the big screen. There is a difference.

Agreed, but for me the original is a must own, not wait for it to come on tv.

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#49 klusps
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Looks dumb, looks like something you would see in the sci-fi channel.

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#50 Wolls
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Well i didnt even like Jaws, isnt that a reason?