thing to say to this girl...please ot lend me your wit.

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#1 Adonymous
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ok first ofall i'm a bit drunk, just got back from a wedding so i aplogize for spelling....anyway

there's this girl I like...alot...whelll i don't know anymore..anyway

three nights ago she called me like 10 times I didn't answer because I was really busy, and dindn't have my phoen on me

so that morning she sends me a message "a couple words for you" "i'm done"

now normally she would block me from fb, but this time she didn't, so i played the wait it out game...and she's holding in...

so yesterday I sent her "why so serious?" message....she didn't reply

well now i'm drunk and want to send her another message...but i can't think of anything

lend me your wit...idk how bad it is...PM me if you have to...

I need to send her something that will get her attention...I want to know hwats up...she isn't answering my phoen calls either.

thank you bretherein.

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#3 zakkro
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How about you get some rest, and when you're sober actually, you know, see her in person to find out whats wrong?

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#4 tofu-lion91
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'I want to **** you'

*shrugs*

zepman71

Yeh I think that's probably the best answer - I can't think of anything

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"Hey babe, I came round to your house earlier and you weren't there. When I looked in your living room I still couldn't find you. I couldn't find you in that pretty underwear drawer of yours, either... :cry:"
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#6 batboy113
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If i had made this thread, everyone would start moaning at me.
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#7 Deity_Slapper
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If your phone can do smilies, just send a happy face. " :) "

That's it. Nothing more. She'll go nuts trying to figure out what you meant by it, and she'll cave in and call you or text you back.

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#8 zakkro
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If i had made this thread, everyone would start moaning at me.batboy113
Once every 5 months, my friend, once every 5 months.
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#9 Hewkii
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[QUOTE="zepman71"]

'I want to **** you'

*shrugs*

tofu-lion91

Yeh I think that's probably the best answer - I can't think of anything

female approves, go for it.

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#10 Adonymous
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also it doesn't have to be evil either...i can think of eveil **** myself....or use other places for that...i want something witty, adn the person that gives it to me, i will love forever (no-homo).

also idk if "I want to **** you" is what i'm looking for. but nice try lol

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#11 freek666
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If your phone can do smilies, just send a happy face. " :) "

That's it. Nothing more. She'll go nuts trying to figure out what you meant by it, and she'll cave in and call you or text you back.

Deity_Slapper

Totally true.

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#12 Adonymous
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If your phone can do smilies, just send a happy face. " :) "

That's it. Nothing more. She'll go nuts trying to figure out what you meant by it, and she'll cave in and call you or text you back.

Deity_Slapper

what about a :|

that seems neutral...but then again could be seen as something else.

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#13 DJ_Novakain
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If i had made this thread, everyone would start moaning at me.batboy113
everybody gets one... after that...
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#14 zepman71
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Why not make a heartfelt apology?
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#15 Adonymous
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Why not make a heartfelt apology?zepman71

I've been apologetic enough...and whenever I have messed up I turely apologize and do something big to make it up...no lie...but when its not my fault...honestly am I expected to have my phone on person 24/7?....i have a low BS tolerence...so when its not my fault...and I'm sure 100% beyond all doubt...I will not cave in.

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[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"][QUOTE="zepman71"]

'I want to **** you'

*shrugs*

Hewkii

Yeh I think that's probably the best answer - I can't think of anything

female approves, go for it.

Maybe it would seem less rude if you made it into a question:

"Would you like me to **** you?"

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#17 Deity_Slapper
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[QUOTE="Deity_Slapper"]

If your phone can do smilies, just send a happy face. " :) "

That's it. Nothing more. She'll go nuts trying to figure out what you meant by it, and she'll cave in and call you or text you back.

Adonymous

what about a :|

that seems neutral...but then again could be seen as something else.

I don't know if she would percieve that as neutral. It looks like a disappointed face. The smile is the best way to go, cause it could mean so many different things, without sending a negative vibe. Remember, you want to engage in playfulness with her, not try to make her feel guilty.

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#18 Adonymous
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[QUOTE="Adonymous"][QUOTE="Deity_Slapper"]

If your phone can do smilies, just send a happy face. " :) "

That's it. Nothing more. She'll go nuts trying to figure out what you meant by it, and she'll cave in and call you or text you back.

Deity_Slapper

what about a :|

that seems neutral...but then again could be seen as something else.

I don't know if she would percieve that as neutral. It looks like a disappointed face. The smile is the best way to go, cause it could mean so many different things, without sending a negative vibe. Remember, you want to engage in playfulness with her, not try to make her feel guilty.

what about the awesome smiley?

you know the one?

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#19 69ANT69
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If i had made this thread, everyone would start moaning at me.batboy113

Are you surprised, you don't post anything else.

Infact you've just created another one.

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#20 Cyber-Shadow
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How about you take you "phoen" and ask if she wants to come over to work things out.
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#21 Adonymous
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How about you take you "phoen" and ask if she wants to come over to work things out.Cyber-Shadow

sorry bro I meant Phone

but sersiously she wnont pick up, i called her like 8 times

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#22 II_Seraphim_II
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Well, you made the right decision coming to gamespot for advice......
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#23 Adonymous
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Well, you made the right decision coming to gamespot for advice......II_Seraphim_II

i love the OT here...heck wehn i die OT will get a nice suprirse

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#24 xNJN
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Forget about her. She'll have you wrapped around her finger in no time if you don't. Your life will be a living hell, no matter how good the head is. I've been there. She sounds obsessive compulsive about knowing where you are or having you where she wants you.

"Do what you gotta do with her and then get rid of her."

P.S. Don't let their crying intimidate you.

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#25 69ANT69
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You look deep into her eyes and say ... "sex?"

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#26 wizard90
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'I want to f**k you'

*shrugs*

zepman71

no, "i want to **** you gently" ;)

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#27 iJeff32
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My friend had a wedding today too. Anyway, I'd probably ask her what you did wrong...I always act innocent and like I'm gonna do better.
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#28 Adonymous
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My friend had a wedding today too. Anyway, I'd probably ask her what you did wrong...I always act innocent and like I'm gonna do better.iJeff32

i think she's pissed because i didn't answer the phone....and she called like 5 times in 3 hrs...i didn't have my phone on me...and I don't have a record of cheating on her so I don't knwo wtf is her problem...PMSing much? geebuz.

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#29 Deity_Slapper
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i think she's pissed because i didn't answer the phone....and she called like 5 times in 3 hrs...i didn't have my phone on me...and I don't have a record of cheating on her so I don't knwo wtf is her problem...PMSing much? geebuz.

Adonymous

Girls have to "think" about things... :P

Just give her time. And send the happy face smiley. I'm serious.

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#30 Adonymous
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[QUOTE="Adonymous"]

i think she's pissed because i didn't answer the phone....and she called like 5 times in 3 hrs...i didn't have my phone on me...and I don't have a record of cheating on her so I don't knwo wtf is her problem...PMSing much? geebuz.

Deity_Slapper

Girls have to "think" about things... :P

Just give her time. And send the happy face smiley. I'm serious.

meh...we've been together like 8 months...never has she had to think this long lols....idk I'm seriously thinking of sending her the most messed up (but TRUTHFUL to every word) letter....the mroe I think about her now the more I hate her gahhh

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#31 sam280992
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"I have a D**k With your name on it"

Try that?

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#32 010dragonslayer
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Hey baby I got 2 words for you: HOLIDAY INN! Well actually.... nevermind....
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#33 Adonymous
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i sent the smiley face...i'lll udpate this thread if the girl ries backs.
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#34 N8A
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did you leave her a message saying you didnt have your phone on you?

Also it is probably best not to call a bunch of times like a psycho. give it a rest with the crazy.

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#35 quiglythegreat
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show up to her house and offer to make her dinner.
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#36 HoffmanSony
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[QUOTE="zepman71"]

'I want to **** you'

*shrugs*

tofu-lion91

Yeh I think that's probably the best answer - I can't think of anything

agreed

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[QUOTE="Deity_Slapper"][QUOTE="Adonymous"]

i think she's pissed because i didn't answer the phone....and she called like 5 times in 3 hrs...i didn't have my phone on me...and I don't have a record of cheating on her so I don't knwo wtf is her problem...PMSing much? geebuz.

Adonymous

Girls have to "think" about things... :P

Just give her time. And send the happy face smiley. I'm serious.

meh...we've been together like 8 months...never has she had to think this long lols....idk I'm seriously thinking of sending her the most messed up (but TRUTHFUL to every word) letter....the mroe I think about her now the more I hate her gahhh

Do it...

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#38 Neoyamaneko
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Send her a message with a link to a huge apology YouTube that you put together.....and it ends up being a Rick Roll.
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#39 N8A
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Send her a message with a link to a huge apology YouTube that you put together.....and it ends up being a Rick Roll.Neoyamaneko
Hmm i like this plan as well.
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#40 Zaeryn
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[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]Send her a message with a link to a huge apology YouTube that you put together.....and it ends up being a Rick Roll.N8A
Hmm i like this plan as well.

Do it.
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#41 -eddy-
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In stead of the RickRoll, send her a link to this thread. If a women doesn't appreciate a guy who asks for advice in OT, then it's a hopeless case.
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#42 markop2003
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[QUOTE="Cyber-Shadow"]How about you take you "phoen" and ask if she wants to come over to work things out.Adonymous

sorry bro I meant Phone

but sersiously she wnont pick up, i called her like 8 times

that's because she said "i'm done" basically you should just give up cause you've lost her

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#43 Deity_Slapper
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[QUOTE="Adonymous"]

[QUOTE="Cyber-Shadow"]How about you take you "phoen" and ask if she wants to come over to work things out.markop2003

sorry bro I meant Phone

but sersiously she wnont pick up, i called her like 8 times

that's because she said "i'm done" basically you should just give up cause you've lost her

Nah...when girls say "I'm done", it's because they want to see how hard you will pursue them. It's a test.

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[QUOTE="batboy113"]If i had made this thread, everyone would start moaning at me.zakkro
Once every 5 months, my friend, once every 5 months.

Mhmm.....mhmmm...mhmm..
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#45 StealthKing93
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[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="Adonymous"]

[QUOTE="Cyber-Shadow"]How about you take you "phoen" and ask if she wants to come over to work things out.Deity_Slapper

sorry bro I meant Phone

but sersiously she wnont pick up, i called her like 8 times

that's because she said "i'm done" basically you should just give up cause you've lost her

Nah...when girls say "I'm done", it's because they want to see how hard you will pursue them. It's a test.

Haha, girls are smart!
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#46 Deity_Slapper
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Haha, girls are smart!StealthKing93

Most of them are, yes.

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#47 69ANT69
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"I have a D**k With your name on it"

Try that?

sam280992

You have a "duck" with someones name on it :P

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#48 pianist
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Suggestion #1 - don't send her a message when you're drunk.
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#49 Deity_Slapper
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Suggestion #1 - don't send her a message when you're drunk.pianist

What's suggestion #2?

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#50 pianist
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[QUOTE="pianist"]Suggestion #1 - don't send her a message when you're drunk.Deity_Slapper

What's suggestion #2?

Suggestion #2 is that texting may not be the best way to re-establish contact with someone who's hurt. Too impersonal.