Things in the world that don't make sense

1. How does building get its name when it is complete.

2. If pinnochio says "My nose will grow" what would happen.

3. Why is riceballs called that when they're mostly triangle.

4.How does the good guys and the woman always survive in the movies when they have 0 percent of surviving and their goal is impossible.

5. Why haven't we advanced so much in space travel so much?

plz continue

Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

1. Magibon
2. Paper usage
3. Homework

If I have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, why does he have more money than me?

1. People.

2. Other People.

If I have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, why does he have more money than me?

AYBABTme

why do teens sag their pants?awesomeray

If I have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, why does he have more money than me?

AYBABTme

1. People.duxup

Too true.

What is our purpose?
Why can't I get a girlfriend?

1. How does building get its name when it is complete. The people inside them are 'building' up on ideas?

2. If pinnochio says "My nose will grow" what would happen. Predicting the future isn't really lying.

3. Why is riceballs called that when they're mostly triangle. Which would you rather eat: riceballs or ricetriangles?

4.How does the good guys and the woman always survive in the movies when they have 0 percent of surviving and their goal is impossible.

5. Why haven't we advanced so much in space travel so much?

plz continue

mayforcebeyou

I don't really understand the last two questions.

Chuck Norris Jokes. people that just do not get it. Squirells-the "cute' rodent, people its a rat with a fuzzy tail.mattykovax

how did i get so awesome 8)awesomeray

2. If pinnochio says "My nose will grow" what would happen.

mayforcebeyou

Omg. That is just mind-blowing.

5. Why haven't we advanced so much in space travel so much?mayforcebeyou

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

pvtdonut54

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

What happens whenilliterate people eat Alphabet Soup?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why do we put a light in the refridgebut not the freezer?

Why do people buy self help books, when unless they wrote the book its just plan help.

I have alot more. I may post them later.

Some people in the world think Paul and John are better than George! :o

2. If pinnochio says "My nose will grow" what would happen.mayforcebeyou

Why dosen't the goverment tell us about Aliens?

Why do I have bad luck with girls?

Why do we call it a parkway when we drive on it, and why do we call it a driveway when we park on it? Morning_Revival

Why do we cook bacon, but bake cookies? Morning_Revival

Why does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?Morning_Revival

religion.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?makiveli100

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? makiveli100

What happens whenilliterate people eat Alphabet Soup?makiveli100

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?makiveli100

Why do we put a light in the refridgebut not the freezer?makiveli100

Why do people buy self help books, when unless they wrote the book its just plan help.makiveli100

religion.

krp008

Why do people like that disgusting thick,white, chunky, sticky,sauce they call mayo on their food?

If it doesn't make dollars then it doesn't make sense.

Why do people like that disgusting thick,white, chunky, sticky,sauce they call mayo on their food?

freshwb

There's your problem right there. Try eating it before it goes bad. Mayo isn't particularly thick either.

[QUOTE="Morning_Revival"] Why do we call it a parkway when we drive on it, and why do we call it a driveway when we park on it? The_Versatile

[QUOTE="freshwb"]

Why do people like that disgusting thick,white, chunky, sticky,sauce they call mayo on their food?

There's your problem right there. Try eating it before it goes bad. Mayo isn't particularly thick either.

Versatile ruining the point of this topicManifestoJoe

[QUOTE="The_Versatile"][QUOTE="Morning_Revival"] Why do we call it a parkway when we drive on it, and why do we call it a driveway when we park on it? visceron

How's he ruining it? Was it ever good?

How's he ruining it? Was it ever good?

makiveli100

Women

What do wemon want?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootse Roll center of a Tootse pop?

Whats the sound of one hand clapping?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?

Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?

Is there another word for synonym?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

pvtdonut54

You've conceded to fail after giving it a half-ass effort? The question you really should be asking is; have I exercised all avenues on the path to success with females? The answer is undoubtedly no.

[QUOTE="howlrunner13"]

[QUOTE="freshwb"]

Why do people like that disgusting thick,white, chunky, sticky,sauce they call mayo on their food?

The_Versatile

There's your problem right there. Try eating it before it goes bad. Mayo isn't particularly thick either.

edit- I wonder what is the essential oil you are talking about is and what other foods have it. I'd like to know because I try to eat balanced and healthy but I avoid mayo like the plague.

[QUOTE="The_Versatile"][QUOTE="howlrunner13"]

There's your problem right there. Try eating it before it goes bad. Mayo isn't particularly thick either.

freshwb

Nah, I don't really love it. It doesn't taste great or anything, it just adds a little flavor to the sandwich, and I like the health benefits of moderate consumption.

2. If pinnochio says "My nose will grow" what would happen.mayforcebeyou

Why do nice guys always finish last?Locke562

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Are we really all equally intelligent, but limited by our genetic make up?
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