Things that automatically make a movie better.

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#1 fatzombiepigeon
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Explosions.

Katanas. Lots and lots of katanas. Everyone should have katanas. Katanas that are magically shock resistant and can effectivley slaughter gun carrying Spec Ops trained military soldiers.

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#2 Lemon-Demon35
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Christpher Walken :P
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#3 skinnypete91
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Samuel L Jackon.

Swearing.

Sex.

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Sexual intercourse....:P
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Not Van Dam in it.
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#6 JJ_1
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Samuel L Jackon.

Swearing.

Sex.

skinnypete91

Well Pulp Fiction is the movie for you......

BTW: Is Homosexual Anal Rape fine?

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#7 Quadrifoglio
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You forgot boobs. :P
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#8 Def_Jef88
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more cowbell....
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#9 MgamerBD
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Lots and Lots of action with swords and guns. Also ninjas with rocket launchers.
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#10 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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Throwing someone off a cliff/roof. Something about that is primal, yet truly satisifing.:twisted:

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#11 B0Knows
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the main character gets killed at the end. and then ending is unhappy

Christpher Walken :PLemon-Demon35

qft

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talking animals
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#13 GamerPro1984
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lots and lots of dieing, like all over the place.
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#14 ernie1989
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Music.
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#15 Bourbons3
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Clint Eastwood.
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#16 SmashBrosLegend
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-monkeys
-explosions
-montages
-Gary Busey
-cheesy inspirational music
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#17 skinnypete91
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[QUOTE="skinnypete91"]

Samuel L Jackon.

Swearing.

Sex.

JJ_1

Well Pulp Fiction is the movie for you......

LOL.. I have never even seen it, but it did pop into my mind while typing that :P

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#18 Greenwhitegreen
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Samuel L Jackon.

Swearing.

Sex.

skinnypete91

Snakes on a Plane sucked...big time...:|

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#19 Video_Game_King
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Boobs. Oh, and I don't mind if they're in the movie :P.
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#20 Greyhound222
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A nude hot chick.They're making every dayyyyyyyyyyy.....the best that they can! Also she's a ninja!:P
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A nude hot chick.They're making every dayyyyyyyyyyy.....the best that they can! Also she's a ninja!:PGreyhound222

But then you'd never see her, until after you're dead.

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[QUOTE="Greyhound222"]A nude hot chick.They're making every dayyyyyyyyyyy.....the best that they can! Also she's a ninja!:Pthirstychainsaw

But then you'd never see her, until after you're dead.

Awwww,you missed the reference.
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#23 quiglythegreat
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Samuel L Jackon.

Swearing.

Sex.

skinnypete91
If that were true, pretty much every movie ever would be good. Nothing in particular makes a movie entertaining, it could be a lot of things.
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#24 skinnypete91
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[QUOTE="skinnypete91"]

Samuel L Jackon.

Swearing.

Sex.

Greenwhitegreen

Snakes on a Plane sucked...big time...:|

No.

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#25 skinnypete91
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[QUOTE="skinnypete91"]

Samuel L Jackon.

Swearing.

Sex.

quiglythegreat

If that were true, pretty much every movie ever would be good. Nothing in particular makes a movie entertaining, it could be a lot of things.

They dont necessarily make a moive good.. just better. Imagine a really crap movie.. then take away the Sam Jackson/Sex/Swearing and then imagine it again!

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#26 SDog624
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a trailer where theres a high pitched noise in the background and scenes of the action are flipping through fast and then 2 of the characters HAVE to be kissing for a split second or else no one will see the movie. :roll: who came up with that cliche anyway?
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#27 DivergeUnify
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sex, drugs and violence.
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#28 Truth_Seekr
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Conspiracy/Corruption/Greed

Contracted Hitmen

martial arts

Jackie Guerrido :)

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#29 LoG-Sacrament
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good story and interesting characters? screw those. definately boobs pressed against the camera.
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#30 TheTerribleFish
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British Humor.
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#31 quiglythegreat
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[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="skinnypete91"]

Samuel L Jackon.

Swearing.

Sex.

skinnypete91

If that were true, pretty much every movie ever would be good. Nothing in particular makes a movie entertaining, it could be a lot of things.

They dont necessarily make a moive good.. just better. Imagine a really crap movie.. then take away the Sam Jackson/Sex/Swearing and then imagine it again!

If you throw in sex and swearing solely in the hopes that these two things alone will make it better, disregarding taste or context or sense or the common sensibilities, the movie will be infinitely worse.
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#32 msoftburney
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Amazing special effects, and...F-22 Raptors = WIN.

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random ninja attacks.
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#34 primehunter326
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The 4 B's that make a good movie are:

Blades
Bombs
Blood
Boobs

hehheheh

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[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]

[QUOTE="Greyhound222"]A nude hot chick.They're making every dayyyyyyyyyyy.....the best that they can! Also she's a ninja!:PGreyhound222

But then you'd never see her, until after you're dead.

Awwww,you missed the reference.

I still don't get it.

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#36 Solid_Snake325
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Lesbians and drugs.
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#37 fantasyfacade
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British Humor.TheTerribleFish

I'll second that.

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#38 gorilazandgames
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sex, nudity, blood, slow motion moments, a memorable line, a scary moment, comedy, a very cheesy line**may be memorable line**, some sort of A-list celeberity/ or director, explosions, lots of good looking... food. :)
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A fat guy.
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#40 tomxizor
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Good sex scene(s)

Gore. Lots and lots of gore.

Good dialogue.

Well-placed humor.

A chick with a machine gun for a leg.

Oh, wait....Planet Terror pretty much sums it up.:)

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A British villian?
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#42 smarb001
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Homosexual anal rape.

Massive 10-foot-tall sex toys.

Bananas.

Oh, and Jessica Alba :o

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gratuitous hat wearing

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#44 Serraph105
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Explosions.

Katanas. Lots and lots of katanas. Everyone should have katanas. Katanas that are magically shock resistant and can effectivley slaughter gun carrying Spec Ops trained military soldiers.

fatzombiepigeon

boobs a safe bet

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