Things to say if caught sleeping at work, very funny

Very funny thing list of things i just found in Google:
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.
4. I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people who practice Yoga?"
7. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
8. The coffee machine is broken.
9. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
10. It worked for Reagan, didn't it?

you know you need a cover sheet for your tps report.

5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.nickisthemost