Things you say to avoid being tickled.

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#1 AzzoLovesBirdy
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The words of Demetri Martin: "IF someone asks you 'Are you ticklish?' it doesn't matter whether you say yes or no - their going to touch you..."

Rather than Demetri's own solution to this ("Just say... 'I have diarrhea - you'll make it come out'..."), what do you say to avoid the "tickle monster"?

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#2 MrPraline
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Don't tickle me bro.
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#3 Razor-Lazor
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Hit the tickler. Hard.
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#4 dodgerblue13
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"I have a tickling fetish."
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#5 clembo1990
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Get an erection.
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#6 Pirate700
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"A little lower...a little loweerrrrrr..."

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#7 Teenaged
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"Dont tickle me, cause I'll tickle you too"

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#8 Deathxcore
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"I will murder your family."
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#9 soldier-dark
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I tend to find that running is a much better solution.
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#10 Zeromus1337
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" I got purple drink ".

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#11 FUBAR24
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If you tickle me im going to depants you
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#12 michael_1234576
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I usually say "If you tickle me I'll punch you in the face" it works..
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#13 freek666
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I prematurely ejaculate when tickled.

No thats not what I say to avoid being tickled.

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#14 awesomeray
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but i like tickles:) i would say "dont force me to become a murderer"
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#15 muffincakes87
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"Don't tickle me."

:|

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#16 deactivated-60678a6f9e4d4
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"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!"

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#17 angusclone2
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RAAAAAAPPPPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDIT: I just saw the post above mine :| Great minds think alike :P

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#18 AzzoLovesBirdy
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"Now be careful .. my trousers are already down..."
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#19 tabishsultan
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Hey don't tickle me or else.................
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#20 irockandroll
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oops my aids sores are swelling

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#21 69ANT69
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Don't do it ... I'll tickle you back! :evil:
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#22 McJugga
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"A little lower...a little loweerrrrrr..."

Pirate700

What if they are tickling your feet?

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#23 GodofBigMacs
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"Yes, but it turns me on and gets me a boner"
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#24 Teenaged
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

"A little lower...a little loweerrrrrr..."

McJugga

What if they are tickling your feet?

Um, I guess... "Higher.... higherrrrrr"... ?

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#25 mattykovax
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Hit the tickler. Hard.Razor-Lazor
Yup,that always does the trick. Unless its someone hot you are attracted too. then you should encourage them.
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

"A little lower...a little loweerrrrrr..."

McJugga

What if they are tickling your feet?

Then that stops them tickling you. :P

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#27 MgamerBD
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Don't tickle me or i'll **** you up. Works everytime :)
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#28 im_mr_brown
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"Tickle my thigh. TICKLE IT...."
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#29 hamstergeddon
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"I lactate a little bit every time someone touches me"
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#30 Neon_Blaster
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btw, I have a very weak bladder.

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#31 dhyce
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I say nothing, I've learned to just endure the violation because everyone I know seems to catch wind that I'm very ticklish.

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#32 enterawesome
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If you tickle me I'll be a laughing killer
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#33 Mr_Leonis
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People won't touch me rather tickle me. I am human POISON. :| FEAR ME!!!!!!! :evil:
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#34 meteorgun7
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"I will murder your family."Deathxcore
That's my fav!
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#35 Sway-
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"Your going to spread my rash."
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#36 zeorshadow19
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You touch me and I'll break your ******* nose.

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#37 k_smoove
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The diarrhea excuse works well. Very, very well.

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#38 AzzoLovesBirdy
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The diarrhea excuse works well. Very, very well.

k_smoove
I've used it a few times, but I've never timed it well enough...so I'm in a few blown tickle fit and end up shouting "I have diarrhea!!" which is just weird.
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