Think of something really manly right now.

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Fighting a grizzly bear and killing it with your bare hands.

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Epic win is epic.
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I'm a Chip N' Dales dancer giving it my all.

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Demanding a sandwich from the closest female.
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Irish Spring , from a very old commercial.
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asdf

For some reason hurling a caber is the first thing that came to mind and I've never even been diagnosed as Scottish.

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Punching Chuck Norris in the face and NOT running away like a little girl..
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 Chess Boxing: The ultimate struggle of brains and brawn.
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Punching Chuck Norris in the face and NOT running away like a little girl..RandomTask221
I think being able to punch Chuck Norris in the face deserves a medal in it's own right.
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Punching Chuck Norris in the face and NOT running away like a little girl..RandomTask221

How about a cage match against Brock Sampson?

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Shaving with a chainsaw. And using gasoline for aftershave.
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#12 pageiszepplin
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I'm a Chip N' Dales dancer giving it my all.

Wilfred_Owen
i just laughed mad hard
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eating a steak....salad.
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#14 DoHo
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Dressing up in womens clothing and playing with dolls.

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Shaving with a chainsaw. And using gasoline for aftershave.ElZilcho90

:o

Whoa. That is Epic win.

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#16 RandomTask221
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Dressing up in womens clothing and playing with dolls.

DoHo

He said think of something manly, not something you do every tuseday night. :lol:

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Suicide bombing an asteroid to save humanity...dumb Armageddon movie won't stay out of my head.
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#18 fidosim
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Shaving with a chainsaw. And using gasoline for aftershave.ElZilcho90

I don't even USE aftershave, I always dry shave. I think that's pretty manly.

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#19 Sandro909
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Shaving with a chainsaw. And using gasoline for aftershave.ElZilcho90

This man wins. :lol:

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#20 -TheSecondSign-
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Watching an Alien and Predator fight then at the last second you jump in with a combat knife and take both of them on.

Then win.

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muahua!brothaa

dreaming of the world in eternal warfare ...and having your son/clone fullfil that dream.

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#23 RandomTask221
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Watching an Alien and Predator fight then at the last second you jump in with a combat knife and take both of them on.

Then win.

-TheSecondSign-

Or just watching Alien vs. Predator the movie without turning it off.

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#24 Sandro909
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dreaming of the world in eternal warfare ...and having your son fullfil that dream.

Lab392

'The HELL?

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#26 -TheSecondSign-
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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]

Watching an Alien and Predator fight then at the last second you jump in with a combat knife and take both of them on.

Then win.

RandomTask221

Or just watching Alien vs. Predator the movie without turning it off.

Then fight ninjas and pirates on a plane filled with snakes.

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#27 Lab392
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[QUOTE="Lab392"]

dreaming of the world in eternal warfare ...and having your son fullfil that dream.

Sandro909

'The HELL?

Metal Gear, son. Don't fall behind :P

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#28 -TheSecondSign-
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Triple wield shotguns.
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#29 RandomTask221
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Crushing a can of beer... [spoiler] with my balls. [/spoiler] luccaface

a full can... O_O

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#30 Sandro909
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[QUOTE="Sandro909"][QUOTE="Lab392"]

dreaming of the world in eternal warfare ...and having your son fullfil that dream.

Lab392

'The HELL?

Metal Gear, son. Don't fall behind :P

Oh I see. :P

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Then having his humongous balls absorb the beer.

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#32 Sandro909
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Triple wield shotguns.-TheSecondSign-

Anyone can hold a gun with their penis!

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#33 -TheSecondSign-
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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]Triple wield shotguns.Sandro909

Anyone can hold a gun with their penis!

Or use their penis as a gun itself!

:o

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#34 Sandro909
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[QUOTE="Sandro909"]

[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]Triple wield shotguns.-TheSecondSign-

Anyone can hold a gun with their penis!

Or use their penis as a gun itself!

:o

And have their testicles replaced by a 100 round drum!

http://www.weapondoctor.com/img/betacmag.jpg

You've just BLOWN MY MIND. :shock:

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#35 jmorey01
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For some reason I can't post links, so just type in mantage in youtube.

Oh, and eating a species into extinction. In an hour. And not being hungry. That wasn't even endangered.

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Grow 10 inch chest hairs at will, then retract them all in a 15 second span, repeat
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http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Burt-Reynolds-Photograph-C12141661.jpeg

http://www.geographia.com/antiguanews/messages/10/14422.jpg

:D

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#38 RandomTask221
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Grow 10 inch chest hairs at will, then retract them all in a 15 second span, repeatThePostalWorker

Thats......gross.

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I... can't:cry:
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#40 Film-Guy
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[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"][QUOTE="Sandro909"]

[QUOTE="-TheSecondSign-"]Triple wield shotguns.Sandro909

Anyone can hold a gun with their penis!

Or use their penis as a gun itself!

:o

And have their testicles replaced by a 100 round drum!

http://www.weapondoctor.com/img/betacmag.jpg

You've just BLOWN MY MIND. :shock:

lol blown:P

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Contra 4.
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I like my coffee black.
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laying the smack down on chuck norris.
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Eating a Boa Constricter while it's eating Chuck Norris, whose eating a lion.

You're eating a giant snake, Chuck Norris, AND a lion.

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First I take over the world...then I enslave 90% of the population. After that I will try to take over the galaxy...but tht may take some time.
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gigantic steel bolts....
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#47 Mr_sprinkles
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whale-throwing competitions. look it up.