This dog next door has been barking for the past 2 minutes! How should I kill it

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#1 FearMeIAmLag
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My neighbor's 8 year old son (he's such a sweet kid) got a little puppy for his birthday. But I'm trying to post on Gamespot!!! And the PUPPY IS BARKING FOR LIKE..... TWOOTOWw (2) Minutes!!!

How should I kill that stupid puppy?

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#2 lucas_kelly
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Cut its jaw off and let it bleed to death. Actually on second thought thats probably a little cruel.
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#3 Vyse_Legends
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Kill with kindness not a garden tool.:D
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#4 dholmes19
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Feed it lots and lots of chocolate
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#5 dooly420
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Feed it lots and lots of chocolatedholmes19
that doesn't work as well as you'd think. my dog got into the leftover halloween candy and didn't even get sick.
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#6 branketra
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By letting life live. It's a puppy, dude.
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#7 FearMeIAmLag
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By letting life live. It's a puppy, dude.BranKetra

How can I let life live.... WHEN IM TRYING TA POOST UN GAYESPOT!

We... Must... Assassinate!!!!!

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#8 freshgman
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Think of the children!!
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#9 branketra
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[QUOTE="BranKetra"]By letting life live. It's a puppy, dude.FearMeIAmLag

How can I let life live.... WHEN IM TRYING TA POOST UN GAYESPOT!

We... Must... Assassinate!!!!!

In that case....Spiderman.
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#10 Foolz3h
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2 minutes?! Wow, poor you! :roll:

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#11 Vyse_Legends
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Think of the children!! freshgman
How's thinking about the children going to help him kill a puppy?:?
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#12 CanadianEh
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Dog fighting, of course. The kids are all doing it these days.
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#13 Adam_B
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Tell it you don't like its unprofessional tone.
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#14 bman784
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Kill it with the only thing cuter. Kittens.
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#15 quadraleap
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Kill the owners, take the puppy and train it right.

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#16 postbodetje
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suicide
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#17 FlaminDeath
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That should answer your question.
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#18 turtlesaurus
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give ita stick of dynamite in the shape of a bone
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#19 outbreak201
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snap the puppies jaw...like king kong...

observe...

Step 1 ... Grab Jaw

step 2 Open till it snaps

do what i taught you...but this time do it on the puppy

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#20 JCblueside
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[QUOTE="dholmes19"]Feed it lots and lots of chocolatedooly420
that doesn't work as well as you'd think. my dog got into the leftover halloween candy and didn't even get sick.

Not candy but chocolate, there is some ingredients on most chocolate bars that is harmful or poisonous to dogs, and its a fact.

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#21 SocialAnXieTy
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#22 JCblueside
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2 minutes?! Wow, poor you! :roll:

Foolz3h

:lol:

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#23 branketra
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snap the puppies jaw...like king kong...

observe...

Step 1 ... Grab Jaw

step 2 Open till it snaps

do what i taught you...but this time do it on the puppy

outbreak201
Gold, man.
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#24 Foolz3h
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[QUOTE="dooly420"][QUOTE="dholmes19"]Feed it lots and lots of chocolateJCblueside

that doesn't work as well as you'd think. my dog got into the leftover halloween candy and didn't even get sick.

Not candy but chocolate, there is some ingredients on most chocolate bars that is harmful or poisonous to dogs, and its a fact.

In fact it has the same effect on dogs as speed does on humans.

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#25 PlasmaBeam44
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Set that thing ABLAZE!
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#26 kdt55
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Since its a puppy, it will probably fit in the microwave.
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#27 kitty  Moderator
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wow, only two minutes :roll: i could see if this was a all night problem or something
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#28 paulie69
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Kill with kindness not a garden tool.:DVyse_Legends
Why kill it with kindness when you can use an axe?:twisted:
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#29 SunofVich
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I would give anything for dogs in my neighborhood to bark for just 2 minutes. But no, they have to bark constantly all fricken night. In fact they are barking right now.

I always believe in killing the owner not the dog. Not because I value animal life over humans but because the owner should be able to shut their own animal up. Use a muzzle.

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#30 SocialAnXieTy
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That's sick man.

Even if you are joking.

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#31 thisishowtowin
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buy noise cancelling headphones.
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#32 SoulxCollecter
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The best possible way is to call Michael Vick i thinkhe should know lol

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#34 frankyfitz
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Whos hungry? :D

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#35 Ryo_Kensen
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Two minutes? You're complaining about two minutes?

My next door neighbors dog, every time he gets let outside, barks the entire time he's outside. This has gone on since they got the dog 10 years ago. I can't wait until the dog dies.

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#36 skinnypete91
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Like others have said.. 2 minutes?

Try 2 years! Theres this stupid dog near me that yaps constantly.. its not even proper barking, but a stupid high pitched"yap yap yap" :evil:

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#37 yoavA
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[QUOTE="FearMeIAmLag"]

[QUOTE="BranKetra"]By letting life live. It's a puppy, dude.BranKetra

How can I let life live.... WHEN IM TRYING TA POOST UN GAYESPOT!

We... Must... Assassinate!!!!!

In that case....Spiderman.

Spiderman sucks. Get Spiderpig.

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#38 wemhim
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2 minutes!
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#39 redfield_137
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Poison its food.
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#40 SirPokeAlot
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Send it to EIDOS, they'll take care of it
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#41 Bourbons3
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Shoot it via your own head.
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#42 wemhim
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Shoot it via your own head.Bourbons3
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