This kid

Today in lunch line, this person cut me.

So I said "umm...kind sir, I was in front of you"

and that person was like "what're ya going to 'bout it?"

and I said "please monsieur, I do not wish to cause any trouble, will you be a good kind sir and disown my position."
and then that person punched me in the face, and now my left eye is bloody in the inside.

What did I do wrong?

You said phrases like, "kind sir" and "please monsieur" and "disown my position". That's the problem.1stCommando

Oh I'd rue the day if my parents found out that I wasn't speaking like that.

They would hit me with the bad boy chair.

[QUOTE="1stCommando"]You said phrases like, "kind sir" and "please monsieur" and "disown my position". That's the problem.highskewl

Oh I'd rue the day if my parents found out that I wasn't speaking like that.

They would hit me with the bad boy chair.

[QUOTE="highskewl"]

[QUOTE="1stCommando"]You said phrases like, "kind sir" and "please monsieur" and "disown my position". That's the problem.1stCommando

Oh I'd rue the day if my parents found out that I wasn't speaking like that.

They would hit me with the bad boy chair.

no sh*t haha

I'm calling BS here.1stCommando

Just here? What about the OP?

im guessing you are a freshman..Carbine_Wasted

Oh heavens! you are very good!

[QUOTE="1stCommando"]I'm calling BS here.LJS9502_basic

Just here? What about the OP?

That was the greatest story I have ever heard.

bloodey heel youn chap you should've called on the prop'r bullocks and showed 'im a thong r two..kirk4ever

I understood that; however, please refrain from ridiculing me. I was tought to speak like this or I will have to endure the bad boy chair

[QUOTE="kirk4ever"]bloodey heel youn chap you should've called on the prop'r bullocks and showed 'im a thong r two..highskewl

I understood that; however, please refrain from ridiculing me. I was tought to speak like this or I will have to endure the bad boy chair

If you were my kid youd be in the bad boy chair for talking like that.................

[QUOTE="kirk4ever"]bloodey heel youn chap you should've called on the prop'r bullocks and showed 'im a thong r two..highskewl

I understood that; however, please refrain from ridiculing me. I was tought to speak like this or I will have to endure the bad boy chair

rid'cule wah mate? i wus jest infromin ya 'bout the solution to here ya prob chap-bloody hell next ime remind me not to tell advi e to youn blokes..

[QUOTE="highskewl"]

[QUOTE="kirk4ever"]bloodey heel youn chap you should've called on the prop'r bullocks and showed 'im a thong r two..kirk4ever

I understood that; however, please refrain from ridiculing me. I was tought to speak like this or I will have to endure the bad boy chair

rid'cule wah mate? i wus jest infromin ya 'bout the solution to here ya prob chap-bloody hell next ime remind me not to tell advi e to youn blokes..

thou speakest in false tongue

thou seest it not that thy tongue is naught but words of a drunken Irish man

You didn't fight back like you should've.

and I said "please monsieur, I do not wish to cause any trouble, will you be a good kind sir and disown my position."

highskewl

[QUOTE="kirk4ever"][QUOTE="highskewl"]

[QUOTE="kirk4ever"]bloodey heel youn chap you should've called on the prop'r bullocks and showed 'im a thong r two..highskewl

I understood that; however, please refrain from ridiculing me. I was tought to speak like this or I will have to endure the bad boy chair

rid'cule wah mate? i wus jest infromin ya 'bout the solution to here ya prob chap-bloody hell next ime remind me not to tell advi e to youn blokes..

thou speakest in false tongue

thou seest it not that thy tongue is naught but words of a drunken Irish man

Yor pain and suffering from the inner manifestation of your mind has caused the inevitable crushing of your ego thus hiding in this curtain of peculiar dialects defends your miserable and weak mind ergo your predecessor will manifest you in the shame of your acts therefore comes in the "bad boy chair" which is a mere insanity of his desires,,

You didn't fight back like you should've.

soldier-dark

Wow, didn't you read, HE MIGHT GET THE BAD BOY CHAIR.

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"]

You didn't fight back like you should've.

gasmaskman

Wow, didn't you read, HE MIGHT GET THE BAD BOY CHAIR.

Well, your acting pretty mature there lol

But maybe it's the fact that your doing that.

You should of challenged him to a duel.KG86

^^^This is the only plausible thing for the TC to do.

Perhaps its because you have a vagina.:?

Here is the appropriate thing to say

"HEY B****!!! I was in front of your ass."

"what're ya going to 'bout it?"

"I'm going to kick your ****ing ass!!!"

Then you punch him in the face.

I smiled a bit at the topic.Vilot_Hero

yep lol probly because u said kind sir, i would have punched him back kick him in the balls.