This my friend told me this freaking funny story....

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#1 GIJesse77
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My homie told me the other day something funny that really happened to him when he was young. He and his whole family used live together in these apartments his mom owns. One day, his uncle was driving his aunt back home to the apartments. Understand that his aunt is real old amd is not as bright as she used to be. When they got the the parking lot, his Uncle just got out immediatley and when up to the apartment and left the aunt inside the truck. Later on, his brother went out to take the truck somewher, and he saw the aunt. The aunt told him (in spanish), " Oh, johnny i'm locked inside the car and I can't get out, its getting real hot." The brother stood for a second and then yelled back, " Don't worry, tia, I'll get you out of there." My friend told me his brother had spent about an hour trying to get it open and was doing stuff like using a hanger, using a rake spoke, and trying to pry th door open with a crowbar. When he decided that he was going to try and just bust the oor off, he went and got my friend and asked for help. When they got outside my friend started helping out when all of a sudden, it hit him. He said to the brother, " Hey Johnny! Why doesn't tia just unlock the door?" The brother stood there for a sec and yelled to the aunt, " Tia! Just unlock the damn door!." He said then the aunt said back, " How!?". He also said that when she unlocked the door and got out, she was all sweating and hot afnning herself and stuff.

My friend said that at the time it was ser5ious, but now when he looks back on it, he can't help but laugh.

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#2 SolidSnake_108
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Ha.......ha.......ha.......HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That was so funny....I think......I think.....my brain exploded.

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#3 g-unit248
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i take it your friends family all have mensa cards
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#4 ElZilcho90
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You know, when I read the first sentence and saw you refer to another person as your "homie", I had an urge to stop reading. But, I fought it, and I read through the whole story. I regret my decision.
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#5 Wizz46
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sounds like a joke from Family Guy lol :lol:
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#6 FLSTS
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i take it your friends family all have mensa cardsg-unit248
what are mensa cards? or do you mean green cards?
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#7 mig_killer2
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wow, hilarious

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#8 vendettared468
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not all stupidity is funny.
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You know, when I read the first sentence and saw you refer to another person as your "homie", I had an urge to stop reading. But, I fought it, and I read through the whole story. I regret my decision.ElZilcho90

Ha...I had that urge too, but I stopped reading half way. Nonetheless I regret it as well :P

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Haha. No offense to her, but what an idiot.
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W00T. That was almost funnier than............... Oh shucks.
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I rofled my waffles.....twice....
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sounds like a joke from Family Guy lol :lol:Wizz46
"remember that time you locked your keys out of the car?
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#15 mig_killer2
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[QUOTE="GIJesse77"]

My homie told me the other day something funny that really happened to him when he was young. He and his whole family used live together in these apartments his mom owns. One day, his uncle was driving his aunt back home to the apartments. Understand that his aunt is real old amd is not as bright as she used to be. When they got the the parking lot, his Uncle just got out immediatley and when up to the apartment and left the aunt inside the truck. Later on, his brother went out to take the truck somewher, and he saw the aunt. The aunt told him (in spanish), " Oh, johnny i'm locked inside the car and I can't get out, its getting real hot." The brother stood for a second and then yelled back, " Don't worry, tia, I'll get you out of there." My friend told me his brother had spent about an hour trying to get it open and was doing stuff like using a hanger, using a rake spoke, and trying to pry th door open with a crowbar. When he decided that he was going to try and just bust the oor off, he went and got my friend and asked for help. When they got outside my friend started helping out when all of a sudden, it hit him. He said to the brother, " Hey Johnny! Why doesn't tia just unlock the door?" The brother stood there for a sec and yelled to the aunt, " Tia! Just unlock the damn door!." He said then the aunt said back, " How!?". He also said that when she unlocked the door and got out, she was all sweating and hot afnning herself and stuff.

My friend said that at the time it was ser5ious, but now when he looks back on it, he can't help but laugh.

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Im not a big fan of your posts GIJesse, not at all.

Nothing personal.

how's that not personal?
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#18 zeppelin6591
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My homie...

GIJesse77

Stopped reading right there

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#19 bxgt
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i have to blame the guy who was trygin to save her, he could have just asked her to open the door from the begining
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#20 maddog281
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You know, when I read the first sentence and saw you refer to another person as your "homie", I had an urge to stop reading. But, I fought it, and I read through the whole story. I regret my decision.ElZilcho90
Me too. :(
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#21 GameFreak315
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You lost me at "My homie."
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#22 tidus_swain
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Did the car have electic locking?

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#23 trophylocoste
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My head just asploeded:|
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#24 ConManWithGun
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that was just stupid, no funnies
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#25 makaveli2344
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Oh Wow, That Was Hilarious.
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#26 GIJesse77
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YEs, mY PlAAn wOrkEd! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAH!
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lmao wtf? the aunt was beyond dumb....

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#28 schoeffmaster
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This reminds me of a certain Family guy episode...
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#30 rrric
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thats what happens with foreign born women that get old :(
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#31 slorg_king
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You lost me at "My homie."GameFreak315
I'm going to go ahead and second this.
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You know, when I read the first sentence and saw you refer to another person as your "homie", I had an urge to stop reading. But, I fought it, and I read through the whole story. I regret my decision.ElZilcho90
me too
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#33 zakkro
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Sounds like a very fleshed-out version of a riddle I once heard >_>
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#34 SparseSolid
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sounds like a joke from Family Guy lol :lol:Wizz46
Yeah it would be an awful show like family guy to use a joke like this
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#35 Wizz46
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[QUOTE="Wizz46"]sounds like a joke from Family Guy lol :lol:SparseSolid
Yeah it would be an awful show like family guy to use a joke like this

that show is awesome :x

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#36 MichaeltheCM
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wow that must have been hella frustrating for that kid. great story man
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#37 Mercury_May2112
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Why did you call him your homie?