This Utter Negligence Cannot Stand.

So here's the story, just a few minutes ago I left my computer to find something to eat, I proceed to look through all the cabinets until I lay my eyes upon a new package of Oreo's, so I take them back to my desk, after I situate myself near my computer, I open the bag, and everything seems to be going fine...but to my dismay I notice the first Oreo I pick up is deformed, no downright hideous, when investigating further I find instead of the Oreo engravements on both sides of the cookie facing outwards to remind you of what you are eating, on this particular Oreo it's two chocolate sides faced inward, so the damn smooth side is what you had to taste and feel in your mouth, so I shake it off and cast the cookie into the depths of the trash to be forgotten, but now comes the tragedy, one by one I frantically sort through the trays and I find all the cookies are abnormal, I had to hold back my vomit, and catch my breath, just to type this, I feel like a victim to some cruel practical joke, I am coming to you OT because I not sure how to combat this obscene oversight, should I take them back to the grocery store(I not sure I can bear touching them again) and sue them for selling such dangerous products or should I call the company directly and demand to speak to who ever oversees what goes out of those cookie factories to show him what I almost put in my mouth (I am sure he will end up taking his own life for such lack in responsibility), any other suggestions? I know two things for sure I will never eat another Oreo, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

You could've went on eBay and sold the possessed pack of Oreos for a few grand. Think of how many Oreos you could buy with that money!JML897

No amount of money can make me forget what I've seen.

[QUOTE="JML897"]You could've went on eBay and sold the possessed pack of Oreos for a few grand. Think of how many Oreos you could buy with that money!Mr47fitter

No amount of money can make me forget what I've seen.

Good God, that post is one big sentence. Follow the Females' example and don't neglect your periods.

Good God, that post is one big sentence. Follow the Females' example and don't neglect your periods.

Theokhoth

James Joyce inspired.

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]

Good God, that post is one big sentence. Follow the Females' example and don't neglect your periods.

Mr47fitter

James Joyce inspired.

Please make sure there are no children, pregnant women or anyone susceptible to seizures in the room.gasp...not my picture, this is not the first time!

Please make sure there are no children, pregnant women or anyone susceptible to seizures in the room.gasp...not my picture, this is not the first time!

Mr47fitter

Just plain nasty, again this is not my picture.

My God.

This letter is going to Kraft foods tomorrow

Dear Kraft Food Inc.

I would like to take a moment to resolve a number of lingering problems. First off, when one looks at the increasing influence of exclusivism in our culture one sees that Kraft Foods Inc.'s signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Well, I asked the question so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Kraft Foods Inc.'s latest exegeses. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that Kraft Foods Inc. asserts that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that Kraft Foods Inc. uses fanaticism as a hammer to forge the detestable, stubborn fault-finders who will incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately any day now.

The suffering of the Holocaust pales in comparison.

I'm looking forward to the movie-of-the-week.

This letter is going to Kraft foods tomorrow

Dear Kraft Food Inc.

I would like to take a moment to resolve a number of lingering problems. First off, when one looks at the increasing influence of exclusivism in our culture one sees that Kraft Foods Inc.'s signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Well, I asked the question so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Kraft Foods Inc.'s latest exegeses. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that Kraft Foods Inc. asserts that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that Kraft Foods Inc. uses fanaticism as a hammer to forge the detestable, stubborn fault-finders who will incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately any day now.

Mr47fitter

Don't you think you should be more specific?

"yawn"

[QUOTE="Mr47fitter"]LOL

Don't you think you should be more specific?

MyNameisaMeme

[QUOTE="Mr47fitter"]

This letter is going to Kraft foods tomorrow

Dear Kraft Food Inc.

I would like to take a moment to resolve a number of lingering problems. First off, when one looks at the increasing influence of exclusivism in our culture one sees that Kraft Foods Inc.'s signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Well, I asked the question so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Kraft Foods Inc.'s latest exegeses. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that Kraft Foods Inc. asserts that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that Kraft Foods Inc. uses fanaticism as a hammer to forge the detestable, stubborn fault-finders who will incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately any day now.

MyNameisaMeme

Don't you think you should be more specific?

Your sig has been confusing me for weeks. Every time I see it I try to make sense of it, and every time I close my firefox in frustration with a headache. Please rephrase, or get rid of it entirely.darkmoney52

Your sig has been confusing me for weeks. Every time I see it I try to make sense of it, and every time I close my firefox in frustration with a headache. Please rephrase, or get rid of it entirely.darkmoney52

Are you telling me that the people that make my macaroni and cheese make my cookies too? I wouldn't be surprised to see backwords cheese oreos and white cream noodle "incidents".

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]Your sig has been confusing me for weeks. Every time I see it I try to make sense of it, and every time I close my firefox in frustration with a headache. Please rephrase, or get rid of it entirely.MyNameisaMeme

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]Your sig has been confusing me for weeks. Every time I see it I try to make sense of it, and every time I close my firefox in frustration with a headache. Please rephrase, or get rid of it entirely.MyNameisaMeme

This letter is going to Kraft foods tomorrow

Dear Kraft Food Inc.

I would like to take a moment to resolve a number of lingering problems. First off, when one looks at the increasing influence of exclusivism in our culture one sees that Kraft Foods Inc.'s signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Well, I asked the question so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Kraft Foods Inc.'s latest exegeses. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that Kraft Foods Inc. asserts that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that Kraft Foods Inc. uses fanaticism as a hammer to forge the detestable, stubborn fault-finders who will incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately any day now.

Mr47fitter

[QUOTE="Mr47fitter"]

This letter is going to Kraft foods tomorrow

Dear Kraft Food Inc.

I would like to take a moment to resolve a number of lingering problems. First off, when one looks at the increasing influence of exclusivism in our culture one sees that Kraft Foods Inc.'s signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Well, I asked the question so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Kraft Foods Inc.'s latest exegeses. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that Kraft Foods Inc. asserts that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that Kraft Foods Inc. uses fanaticism as a hammer to forge the detestable, stubborn fault-finders who will incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately any day now.

freham2001

Everyone knows that the best way to be taken seriously is to talk as fancy as possible.

[QUOTE="MyNameisaMeme"]

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]Your sig has been confusing me for weeks. Every time I see it I try to make sense of it, and every time I close my firefox in frustration with a headache. Please rephrase, or get rid of it entirely.darkmoney52

[QUOTE="freham2001"][QUOTE="Mr47fitter"]

This letter is going to Kraft foods tomorrow

Dear Kraft Food Inc.

I would like to take a moment to resolve a number of lingering problems. First off, when one looks at the increasing influence of exclusivism in our culture one sees that Kraft Foods Inc.'s signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Well, I asked the question so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Kraft Foods Inc.'s latest exegeses. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that Kraft Foods Inc. asserts that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that Kraft Foods Inc. uses fanaticism as a hammer to forge the detestable, stubborn fault-finders who will incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately any day now.

TheZ3nMan

Everyone knows that the best way to be taken seriously is to talk as fancy as possible.

I suggest you seek counseling. Tragedies like this can ruin a man.

I suggest you seek counseling. Tragedies like this can ruin a man.

KG86

Maybe the best treatment would just be letting this one go...