my classes were over and everyone was heading into the parking lot to chill. me and my friend started doing bmx tricks when the weather suddenly turned really dark and cloudy and misty and kinda wet. these wierd old people in raincoats started handing out popsicles to everyone. i was stupid enough to put mine in my pocket when i didn't feel like eating it anymore. this kid i knew started pick-pocketing everyone, but a lot of people caught him and he kept trying to play it off.
i went inside to go take a whiz. this small indian kid was in the corner and he started laughing at me because of how long i was taking to pee (which was going on about 10 minutes). so i went into the stall to get some privacy.a hoe opened the door and said she'd give me a treat if i followed her into the next room. (LMAO)
we were about to start doing it when she mentioned that i had to answer some questions in a questionaire-esque verbal thing first. it was going on for about 20 minutes and finally i snapped and she got pissed and told me to leave.
when i left the room i was in my old elementary school. i started walking around talking to all my old friends, and one of them mentioned that he also saw the hoe and how he was pissed that she didn't do anything and only asked questions (LMAO).
i went back to the hoe and told her i could sue her for rape if she didn't bang me. so we did.
the end.
lmao
i'm totally serious i dreamt this
.......yeah.
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