Those little annoyances that drive you crazy

In my speech class, we have to write about "Pet peeves" as they are referred to. I'm just curious what annoys you guys (besides me or this thread).

I personally get really annoyed by the use of "rofl", but I've learned to put up with it.

The infamous question "why are you so quiet?"

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! :cry:

-People who block the entire left lane of an escalator. It's stand right, WALK LEFT! I want to punch them in the back of the head. :x

-When people try to push their way onto the subway before I and other passengers have had a chance to exit.

-Kids/young people in general.

The infamous question "why are you so quiet?"

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! :cry:

Mr_Leonis

Slow walkers in the hallways. I hate that they body block the whole damn hallway with their slow ass friends so I can't get to my class on time. TongHua

That reminds me, i HATEEE people who chat on the freaking stairs or the hallway.

Ignore the fact that there are a million better and more comfortable places to chat, you just go right ahead and block the way for everyone!

ROFL. Just kidding, mine is when people tell you that you have bad breath, just rude and pointless since you don't have a bottle of mouthwash in your pocket.Solid_Snake325

In my opinion, I actually respect that kind of honesty.

A lot of people don't know that they stink. So if you tell them that they stink, that's helpful. At least now they know that they have a problem, and can do something about it.

And if you already know that you stink, but go out in public, you have no right complaining about anyone telling you that you stink. That's worse thasn the pot calling the kettle black. You can say all you want about how it's rude for people to tell you that you stink, but isn't it even ruder to knowingly stink and make people have to smell it just because you're lazy?

Once my boss told me that I stink, but I think he only said that in order to discourage me from looking for another job. He needed me and didn't have a replacement for me, so I think he told me that I stink in order to ruin my self esteem so that I wouldn't get another job and leave him in an awkward position.

And this makes sense to me, because I did end up getting a job at a much classier place, and had to interact with people who were actually important. And no one at my new job complained that I stink. Would they have hired me if I stank? I think not.

People who tell me smoking is bad for me. Is it really? Thanks for the info, dumb ass. Thats definitely the first time I've been told that, I'll stop immediately! Mumbles527

I have to agree....those people are annoying :x I also can't stand people who go on and on and on about how better the past was..."Oh 90's music/cartoons/clothes were sooooo much better!!!1!" Well it's not the 90's anymore :| No use complaining...

[QUOTE="Mumbles527"]People who tell me smoking is bad for me. Is it really? Thanks for the info, dumb ass. Thats definitely the first time I've been told that, I'll stop immediately! steppinrazor88

I have to agree....those people are annoying :x I also can't stand people who go on and on and on about how better the past was..."Oh 90's music/cartoons/clothes were sooooo much better!!!1!" Well it's not the 90's anymore :| No use complaining...

Thats not complaining, thats expressing your opinion. Not to mention, if there is no use complaining, like you said, then this whole thread is worthless isn't it?

[QUOTE="Mumbles527"]People who tell me smoking is bad for me. Is it really? Thanks for the info, dumb ass. Thats definitely the first time I've been told that, I'll stop immediately! steppinrazor88

I have to agree....those people are annoying :x I also can't stand people who go on and on and on about how better the past was..."Oh 90's music/cartoons/clothes were sooooo much better!!!1!" Well it's not the 90's anymore :| No use complaining...

[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]

[QUOTE="Mumbles527"]People who tell me smoking is bad for me. Is it really? Thanks for the info, dumb ass. Thats definitely the first time I've been told that, I'll stop immediately! Mumbles527

I have to agree....those people are annoying :x I also can't stand people who go on and on and on about how better the past was..."Oh 90's music/cartoons/clothes were sooooo much better!!!1!" Well it's not the 90's anymore :| No use complaining...

ROTFLMAO! :cry:

People who tell me smoking is bad for me. Is it really? Thanks for the info, dumb ass. Thats definitely the first time I've been told that, I'll stop immediately! Mumbles527

It's AWESOME when they're fat.

Because when a disgusting fatbody walks up to you and tells you that smoking is bad for you, just sit there and look at them. Look down and stare at their fat legs. Stare at their fat guts and asses. Make it OBVIOUS that you are staring at how fat they are.

Then look up, look them in the eye, and say with 100% sincerity, "worse than being a disgusting fatass?"

Try it dude, it's ****ing awesome. It's actually worth them getting in my ****ing business just so I can see the look on their faces when they realize that they had no idea who they were ****ing with.

It's also easy as hell to put all kinds of variations on it. If someone who looks like a prostitute tells you to quit smoking, inquire them as to how many ***** they've *****ed today, and whether or not they have contracted AIDS yet. If a bum tells you to quit smoking, ask him why he's dirty and smells like ****, since by all logic he should be more attractive seeing as how he doesn't smoke.

And alcoholics and crackheads? Just classic, man.

Really, it's easy as hell, and very fun. Try it.

Really, it's easy as hell, and very fun. Try it.MrGeezer

[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]

[QUOTE="Mumbles527"]People who tell me smoking is bad for me. Is it really? Thanks for the info, dumb ass. Thats definitely the first time I've been told that, I'll stop immediately! Mumbles527

I have to agree....those people are annoying :x I also can't stand people who go on and on and on about how better the past was..."Oh 90's music/cartoons/clothes were sooooo much better!!!1!" Well it's not the 90's anymore :| No use complaining...

:lol:

EXACTLY what I mean!

That **** is absolutely hilarious.

The infamous question "why are you so quiet?"

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! :cry:

Mr_Leonis

I hate that.

The infamous question "why are you so quiet?"

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! :cry:

Mr_Leonis

Simple answer that works every time.

"I'm not quiet normally, I just don't want to talk to YOU because you're a ****ing idiot."

[QUOTE="TongHua"]Slow walkers in the hallways. I hate that they body block the whole damn hallway with their slow ass friends so I can't get to my class on time. FireXero

That reminds me, i HATEEE people who chat on the freaking stairs or the hallway.

Ignore the fact that there are a million better and more comfortable places to chat, you just go right ahead and block the way for everyone!

Waiting 5 minutes at a red light and no other cars are at the intersection.

[QUOTE="Mr_Leonis"]

The infamous question "why are you so quiet?"

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! :cry:

MrGeezer

Simple answer that works every time.

"I'm not quiet normally, I just don't want to talk to YOU because you're a ****ing idiot."

Waiting 5 minutes at a red light and no other cars are at the intersection.

quadraleap

i hate when people complain about smoking and drinking and doing drugs.

i don't smoke and i don't really drink but when i see other people like harrasing others because of it, it makes me so annoyed haha like why can't people mind their own buisness and shut up.

haha and once i saw some guy waiting for the bus and he was smoking and some overweight woman said "don't you know your dying by smoking a ciggarette" and the guy said "don't you know your dying from being a fatas bi***" and then she started crying and i was laughing so hard and then she looked over at me and ran away from the bus stop and she was saying "ahh everyone hates me wahwah"

but people are always bugging me since i smoke weed and they always belive the lies that they hear from elemantary school like "one marijuana joint is the equivalent of a pack of cigarretes" or "marijuana is highly addictive" and stuff like that.

it's just i hate people getting into other people's lives, like what does it matter to a random person if your going to die sooner, like they don't even know you.

i also hate when you peel the price sticker off of a game and then the sticky part is still on the game case haha.

umm another thing i hate is when i put bagels in the toster only to find that there is no cream cheese left

i hate it when ppl ask me wat time it is while pointing to their wrist...

I MEAN, dude~!!!! i know where my watch iS~!!! i didnt buy a watch t o wrap it around my ding dong~!!!!

another thing i hate is when im watching a movie and my fren says "did u see that?"~im like,WTF?? i didnt buy a movie ticket to stare at the damn floor!!!

ignorannt people.. that believe that they're always right.. when they're joust talking bs...

sorry for my english :P

ignorannt people.. that believe that they're always right.. when they're joust talking bs...

sorry for my english :P

PainKiller_25

lol...I work with a ***** who is exactly like that.

Like, at one of my jobs, there's this one ***** who comes through my department and checks dates for me. Anyway, when stuff is getting close to the expiration date, we reduce it. Except for some items that we get credit for if it goes out of date.

So anyway, this ***** is checking my dates, and she finds an item with "reduced" stickers on it that is authorized for us to get credit for. Then she's like, "why are these items marked down? We get get credit for them."

And I say, "beats me."

To which she replies, "these shouldn't be marked down! We're just losing moiney by marking them down."

I then say, "yup."

She then starts getting demanding and accusatory with me and says, "WHO MARKED THESE ITEMS DOWN?"

At which point I start getting annoyed and say, "how the **** would I know?"

She's then like, "well this is your department, isn't it?"

Then I start getting annoyed. I say, "look here, *****, I don't work here all the time. Do you work here every ****ing day? I'm not ALLOWED to work here every day. I'm allowed to work here 5 days a week, 40 hours. I'm here less than half the time this ****ing store is open. If someone ****s up my **** when I'm not here, I can't exactly see who ****ing did it, can I? So just shut up. Shut the **** up. Do your job, check the damn dates, and don't ****ing talk to me. While you were stuffing your face withnachos last night, I was working my ass off. I'm tired, I have no tolerance for your ****, and you're wasting my time arguing with me about **** that happened when I wasn't here, when I should be ****ing working. I don't know what you do. Maybe you have time to stand around and argue about **** instead of working, bit I DON'T. Either STFU and get back to checking dates, or get the **** out of my department and stopwasting my ****ing time."

But I know exactly what you're talking about. ****ing asses who think they know everything, but they really don't know ****. And the whole reason that they don't know **** is because they're so sure that they know everything that they stop thinking and they stop asking. They ****ing start assuming "this is how things are" and then they build everything upon that ****ing premise, and operate solely on that one basic assumption (that they must be right) without ever seeing, hearing, or thinking about a goddan=mn thing. They are the most stupid of the stupiud, because they have absolutely no ability to realize just how stupid and ****ing ignorant they are.

**** them. I hate them, and I hope they burn in hell.

[QUOTE="PainKiller_25"]

ignorannt people.. that believe that they're always right.. when they're joust talking bs...

sorry for my english :P

MrGeezer

lol...I work with a ***** who is exactly like that.

Like, at one of my jobs, there's this one ***** who comes through my department and checks dates for me. Anyway, when stuff is getting close to the expiration date, we reduce it. Except for some items that we get credit for if it goes out of date.

So anyway, this ***** is checking my dates, and she finds an item with "reduced" stickers on it that is authorized for us to get credit for. Then she's like, "why are these items marked down? We get get credit for them."

And I say, "beats me."

To which she replies, "these shouldn't be marked down! We're just losing moiney by marking them down."

I then say, "yup."

She then starts getting demanding and accusatory with me and says, "WHO MARKED THESE ITEMS DOWN?"

At which point I start getting annoyed and say, "how the **** would I know?"

She's then like, "well this is your department, isn't it?"

Then I start getting annoyed. I say, "look here, *****, I don't work here all the time. Do you work here every ****ing day? I'm not ALLOWED to work here every day. I'm allowed to work here 5 days a week, 40 hours. I'm here less than half the time this ****ing store is open. If someone ****s up my **** when I'm not here, I can't exactly see who ****ing did it, can I? So just shut up. Shut the **** up. Do your job, check the damn dates, and don't ****ing talk to me. While you were stuffing your face withnachos last night, I was working my ass off. I'm tired, I have no tolerance for your ****, and you're wasting my time arguing with me about **** that happened when I wasn't here, when I should be ****ing working. I don't know what you do. Maybe you have time to stand around and argue about **** instead of working, bit I DON'T. Either STFU and get back to checking dates, or get the **** out of my department and stopwasting my ****ing time."

But I know exactly what you're talking about. ****ing asses who think they know everything, but they really don't know ****. And the whole reason that they don't know **** is because they're so sure that they know everything that they stop thinking and they stop asking. They ****ing start assuming "this is how things are" and then they build everything upon that ****ing premise, and operate solely on that one basic assumption (that they must be right) without ever seeing, hearing, or thinking about a goddan=mn thing. They are the most stupid of the stupiud, because they have absolutely no ability to realize just how stupid and ****ing ignorant they are.

**** them. I hate them, and I hope they burn in hell.

Whoa, take a chill pill buddy, cuz you need to calm the F*** down.

On a side note, people who I am only 'associate friends' with (as in they are alright but not particularly good friends), who constantly jabber on about random crap and never shut up bug the crap out of me.