To all who have ever been rejected/dumped by a girl

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#1 Mr_Buttman
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It's time for her to feel your pain... and buy her a dissolving bikini! This is exactly like an ordinary bikini, except that when she jumps into the water it'll dissolve within seconds. Link.

Revenge is sweet.

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#2 lucky326
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Yes.....because I want revenge against a friend like everyone else.

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#3 chessmaster1989
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Wow... lol... .... ... :? ...
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#4 Dark_Knight6
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That was just now invented? :? Come on guys, we're slacking. :P

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#5 dann14v
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What girl would take a bikini from a guy she just rejected/dumped? Better yet, what guy would buy a girl a bikini after he was rejected/dumped? Creepy.

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#6 killab2oo5
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That would be too low.
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#7 chessmaster1989
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That was just now invented? :? Come on guys, we're slacking. :P

Dark_Knight6

The man has a point, now that I think about it :lol:

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#8 MrPraline
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Haha.
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#9 pvtdonut54
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Won't last long....

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#10 ferrari2001
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hahha, that would suck..
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#11 Mr_Buttman
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What girl would take a bikini from a guy she just rejected/dumped? Better yet, what guy would buy a girl a bikini after he was rejected/dumped? Creepy.

dann14v
A guy who wants revenge :twisted:
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#12 -eddy-
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I hope to see a demonstration video :D
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#13 CVM_123
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lol poor girl xD

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#14 chessmaster1989
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I hope to see a demonstration video :D-eddy-

Yeah, pics or it didn't happen :x

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#15 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="dann14v"]

What girl would take a bikini from a guy she just rejected/dumped? Better yet, what guy would buy a girl a bikini after he was rejected/dumped? Creepy.

Mr_Buttman

A guy who wants revenge :twisted:

Revenge just tells her she got to you.....best to move on and forget her.

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#16 horgen  Moderator
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Like that will ever work out. Why should she use it? Forget her and move on.
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#17 Ikouze
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Dude...That'll be so awesome. I could get back at the girl that gave me that fake number and said I was the ugliest person on the planet.

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#18 Mr_Buttman
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Like that will ever work out. Why should she use it? Forget her and move on. horgen123

Haha I'm not ever gonna use it. I just think it's hilarious someone actually invented it.

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#19 Juggernaut140
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Won't last long....

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ba dum tsss :P
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#20 hamstergeddon
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how bout just a phosphorous bikini that ignites upon contact with water? That would be much funnier (though admittedly less sexy)
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#21 twilightpanda
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sooo.....when do they make ones for guys? :lol:

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#22 kemar7856
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wow but how do u get her 2 wear it

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#23 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="horgen123"]Like that will ever work out. Why should she use it? Forget her and move on. Mr_Buttman

Haha I'm not ever gonna use it. I just think it's hilarious someone actually invented it.

I wonder if doing it to your gf is a good idea or not. Of course being in a private place, but I wonder just how she would react :P
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#24 death1505921
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Holy crap man, I am buying that for Mrs. DDs birthday. Then, organise a college swim party. I AM A MASTERMIND.
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#25 chessmaster1989
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sooo.....when do they make ones for guys? :lol:

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A dissolving bikini for guys? :?

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#26 horgen  Moderator
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sooo.....when do they make ones for guys? :lol:

twilightpanda
Look at the comments... There is one already ;)
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#27 twilightpanda
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

sooo.....when do they make ones for guys? :lol:

A dissolving bikini for guys? :?

lol no dissolving swimming trunks for guys :lol:
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#28 Mr_Buttman
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[QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]

Like that will ever work out. Why should she use it? Forget her and move on. horgen123

Haha I'm not ever gonna use it. I just think it's hilarious someone actually invented it.

I wonder if doing it to your gf is a good idea or not. Of course being in a private place, but I wonder just how she would react :P

Haha as long as it's private she's probably love it.
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#29 chessmaster1989
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

sooo.....when do they make ones for guys? :lol:

twilightpanda

A dissolving bikini for guys? :?

lol no dissolving swimming trunks for guys :lol:

I was going to say, I wasn't aware guys bought bikinis :P.

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#30 Mr_Buttman
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[QUOTE="twilightpanda"][QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

sooo.....when do they make ones for guys? :lol:

A dissolving bikini for guys? :?

lol no dissolving swimming trunks for guys :lol:

I think they did made a dissolving speedo for guys.
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#31 Dark_Knight6
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

sooo.....when do they make ones for guys? :lol:

twilightpanda

A dissolving bikini for guys? :?

lol no dissolving swimming trunks for guys :lol:

That's what I was wondering. :P

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#32 twilightpanda
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[QUOTE="twilightpanda"][QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

A dissolving bikini for guys? :?

Mr_Buttman

lol no dissolving swimming trunks for guys :lol:

I think they did made a dissolving speedo for guys.

but what kind of guy wears a speedo? :lol: unless he's soo proud of his junk

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#33 death1505921
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Another application, SECRET SANTA. Man, I should be on TV or something.
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#34 Dark_Knight6
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but what kind of guy wears a speedo? :lol: unless he's soo proud of his junk

twilightpanda

If my last vacation to beach has anything to say about it, Canadians. :P

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#35 WiiMan21
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I was rejected once, and that was in sixth grade...

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#36 horgen  Moderator
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but what kind of guy wears a speedo? :lol: unless he's soo proud of his junk

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My experience is men in their 50's with around 50 pounds more than they need on their belly. :(
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#37 twilightpanda
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If my last vacation to beach has anything to say about it, Canadians. :P

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[QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

but what kind of guy wears a speedo? :lol: unless he's soo proud of his junk

My experience is men in their 50's with around 50 pounds more than they need on their belly. :(

soo they have to be canadian,old, and overweight *writes that down* but who wants to see that :cry:
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#38 Fandangle
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It's time for her to feel your pain... and buy her a dissolving bikini! This is exactly like an ordinary bikini, except that when she jumps into the water it'll dissolve within seconds. Link.

Revenge is sweet.

Mr_Buttman

^ This is why you are single

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#39 chessmaster1989
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[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"] [QUOTE="horgen123"][QUOTE="twilightpanda"]

but what kind of guy wears a speedo? :lol: unless he's soo proud of his junk

twilightpanda

My experience is men in their 50's with around 50 pounds more than they need on their belly. :(

soo they have to be canadian,old, and overweight *writes that down* but who wants to see that :cry:

They also have to be white :P.

[spoiler] I'm white, so don't yell at me :cry: [/spoiler]

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#40 twilightpanda
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[QUOTE="twilightpanda"][QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"] My experience is men in their 50's with around 50 pounds more than they need on their belly. :( chessmaster1989

soo they have to be canadian,old, and overweight *writes that down* but who wants to see that :cry:

They also have to be white :P.

hey i'm white too......people call me snow white at school lol :P
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#41 horgen  Moderator
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[QUOTE="twilightpanda"] soo they have to be canadian,old, and overweight *writes that down* but who wants to see that :cry:

Eh they can be from anywhere:P I've seen people from Sweden, Denmark and Germany do it at least. And you're right. Who want to see that?
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#42 Dark_Knight6
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soo they have to be canadian,old, and overweight *writes that down* but who wants to see that :cry:twilightpanda

Well, it's that or really, really hot and narcissistic. So just find one of those, and give him the trunks. Also, record it and send me the link. :P

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#43 SirWander
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[QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]

It's time for her to feel your pain... and buy her a dissolving bikini! This is exactly like an ordinary bikini, except that when she jumps into the water it'll dissolve within seconds. Link.

Revenge is sweet.

Fandangle

^ This is why you are single

Yeah TC, you're not going to get the ladies that way.

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#44 chessmaster1989
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="twilightpanda"] soo they have to be canadian,old, and overweight *writes that down* but who wants to see that :cry:twilightpanda

They also have to be white :P.

hey i'm white too......people call me snow white at school lol :P

Stop eating poisoned apples, then. :x

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#45 Razor-Lazor
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Buying a girl that would just be proof that you can't get her naked with her consent.
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#46 twilightpanda
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="twilightpanda"][QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

They also have to be white :P.

hey i'm white too......people call me snow white at school lol :P

Stop eating poisoned apples, then. :x

but they're just too tasty :cry:
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#47 1oh1nine1
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Forget about whether or not a girl who just dumped or rejected you would accept and wear a new bikini from you as a gift. I find it difficult to believe that any woman, current gf, ex, wife, mistress, friend, etc. would accept a bikini as a gift from a man. I was always under the impression, and this comes straight from the females in my life, that a girl needs to spend some number of hours shopping for that perfect swimsuit, trying them on, staring in mirrors, and hating herself for eating so many cookies, before even thinking of wearing any new swimsuit anywhere beyond her own closet.

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#48 GodofBigMacs
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LMFAO! That's so awful... though the girl would think you're a massive weirdo by buying her a bikini. Especially after she just dumped you.
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#49 atm0073
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Revenge is futile.
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#50 awssk8er716
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Yes.....because I want revenge against a friend like everyone else.

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I was just going to say, "Revenge is not the answer."